Would you happen to have a Gulpin/Swalot, a Koffing/Weezing with Pain Split and Stock Pile, a Jolly Dream World Tauros with Rock Climb and decent IVs, DW female Exeggcute or DW female Carvanha? I could trade you the defense EV items.
Lol you're definitely not bothering, I like to help people so don't be shy to ask questions or anything ^^ And thanks for the compliment =D
Plugged in? I'm not sure (what you're talking about), could be, somehow it worked!! You've got some magical wi-fi plug? :P
Actually I don't know if anyone I know has a choice band. I can tell you that items are not my forte. Giveaway pokemon and RNGing are though so if you're looking for a pokemon (right now I've only got Melty's Reshiram or Exploits' shiny trio) just ask or if you have questions about RNGing ;)