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  • uhhhhhhhhhhhh plane crashed, lost both legs, typing with my teeth right now, can't feel fingers...
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    (4:22:29 PM) Joel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWASwBWyUXI
    (4:22:31 PM) Joel: your fucking NIGHTMARE

    jesus fucking christ oh my god that was so adfkhadjhgaerighaldfadg
    my spine is tingling and i swear to god if i have nightmares i am just going to like
    I DON'T EVEN KNOW
    mail every nut known to man to your house
    with bees inside the nuts!!
    oh my god, i dreamt you and i were at some like, zoo/aquarium that was all underground, and we were with my mother. there was a huge orange/brown tarantula thing like, on the arch of a doorway, and people were taking pictures of it, and my mother told me to look at it and stand near it because "i was the only one who reacted and looked so frightened the way i do," and i saw it and started whimpering a little.

    THEN THE SPIDER FELL ON THE FLOOR AND IT SOUNDED LIKE IT'S APPENDAGES WERE MADE OUT OF STONE
    so it made this scraping sound as it came near you, and naturally i was screaming my head off, but then you were afraid as well and jumped on a chair, and you said something ridiculous like

    "holy fuck milkshakes bitching christ jesus fuck"

    don't know why milkshakes was in there but that's what i remember the most, ahaha. let's not go to underground zoos ever??
    i would make a golf joke here but i am not that huge of a (BAN ME PLEASE)
    i was referring to user cake, obviously

    your translation skills are just not up to par!!!!!
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