oh my god, i dreamt you and i were at some like, zoo/aquarium that was all underground, and we were with my mother. there was a huge orange/brown tarantula thing like, on the arch of a doorway, and people were taking pictures of it, and my mother told me to look at it and stand near it because "i was the only one who reacted and looked so frightened the way i do," and i saw it and started whimpering a little.
THEN THE SPIDER FELL ON THE FLOOR AND IT SOUNDED LIKE IT'S APPENDAGES WERE MADE OUT OF STONE
so it made this scraping sound as it came near you, and naturally i was screaming my head off, but then you were afraid as well and jumped on a chair, and you said something ridiculous like
"holy fuck milkshakes bitching christ jesus fuck"
don't know why milkshakes was in there but that's what i remember the most, ahaha. let's not go to underground zoos ever??