Thanks for fogging up my entire house, Double Barrel. Why am I calling you Double Barrel, you ask? I'm pretty sure you tore yourself a second asshole with that massive fart, not to mention it looks like someone shot the wall in my hallway with 12-gauge buckshot. Thus, we dub you "Double Barrel".
We're not going to have time to RNG anything if all you want to do is sneeze on the carpet, fart audibly, chew too fast, refer to me as a "hot bitch", and try to beat up dudes who are vomiting in garbage cans. I'm kindly requesting that you promptly realign your priorities.
Whether you believe or not, I don't have the means to hack nor the ability to download the wondercard and to prove my point even more now I know the wondercard is not available yet. Those in my thread are just a few examples of the events I got legitimately.