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Each person calls you for battle at a specific time during the week you know. =/ And you can get the gym leaders' phone numbers too (which help a fuckload).
Well if you make a NU team, I'll make one too so we can Wifi battle. Protip: use this as it's really helpful and will save you a shitload of time. The program is downloaded from here. Seriously, it'll save you a lot of time.
You could make a decent NU team with those Pokemon tbh. Lead Sandslash, Agility Kingler, LO/Scarf Magmortar, SubCM Espeon, DS Gardevoir, Spiker Glalie or something.
Fair enough then. Problem with playing UU though is most teams tend to have a legendary, which are a pain to get with good IVs/nature (especially ones like Raikou).
Good man. You can also RNG if you're pro like that.
Hm sadly it only gets Energy Ball and Hypnosis as egg moves... Probably just teach it Nasty Plot/Sunny Day/Fire Blast/SolarBeam or Nasty Plot/Dark Pulse/Fire Blast/Will-o-Wisp, therefore no level requirement.
Only a Croconaw? =/ What a nub. Needz moar Crobat too. Jynx are pretty good ingame tbh. Oh and whatever you do, don't use Ursaring because it has shitty level-up moves.