peng

what the fuck do you want rofl i ain't reading that

this wasn't on google did you actually write it yourself

i doubt it but..........

write me an essay

I must say, that is a very cute unicorn dog

There is currently a lot of controversy about PenguinX's recommendations, and I know that any letter on the subject will almost certainly cause someone to reduce us to acute penury. Still, brazen, uninformed barbarism is now and has long been a mainstay of PenguinX's snow jobs. In the text that follows, I won't bother discussing the flaws in PenguinX's logic because he undeniably doesn't use any logic. Since I have promised to be candid, I will tell you candidly that PenguinX's statements such as "Lying is morally justifiable as long as it's referred to as 'strategic deception'" indicate that we're not all looking at the same set of facts. Fortunately, these facts are easily verifiable with a trip to the library by any open and honest individual.

PenguinX's bunco games do not represent progress. They represent insanity masquerading as progress. That doesn't necessarily mean that if we submit to PenguinX's definition of "physiologicoanatomic" and become confused, we have lost the war for self-preservation, although it might. Rather, it means that PenguinX's bookish values implant within the government a set of fifth columnists who are devoted to his dream of providing cover for a naive agenda. News of this deviousness must spread like wildfire if we are ever to stand together and question his authority. When I state that PenguinX's views no more represent the convictions of those of us here than Louis XVI's represented the sentiments of the French people, I'm merely trying to upbraid PenguinX for being so vapid.

What is PenguinX's current objective? As usual, there are multiple objectives:

to stir up one part of the population against another,
to spread rumors, gossip, and stories that are indubitably false, and
to cultivate the purest breed of irresponsibility.
In a sense, people tell me that we can't just sit around and do nothing. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course.
In the past, it was perfectly clear to everyone with insight and without malice that most people, unless they're irremediably hubristic, acknowledge that it has been, and is, my great undertaking to throw off PenguinX's yoke of simplism. Unfortunately, there were a number of people who seemed to lack this insight at the right time or who, contrary to their better knowledge, contested and denied this truth. Just as when something flies in the direction of your eyes, your eyelids close instantly and of their own accord, so too does PenguinX instinctively and automatically malign and traduce me. His satraps are lower than deranged pests. They are primitive, doctrinaire finaglers. Those who support their editorials or help create the pertinacious atmosphere needed for them to bribe the parasitic with the earnings of the productive should realize that PenguinX accuses me of being impolite in my responses to his worthless lamentations. Let's see: He disgorges his disparaging and arrogant comments on a topic of which he is wholly ignorant, and he expects a polite reply? What is he, beastly?

How I pity PenguinX if I were to be his judge. I would start by notifying the jury that forbearance and kindly deportment are lost upon PenguinX. Even so, I have a soft spot for slaphappy babblers: a bog not too far from here. After all, there are two related questions in this matter. The first is to what extent he has tried to break up society's solidarity and cohesiveness. The other is whether or not it seems clear that this is not the first time we've had trouble with the most incompetent dossers I've ever seen, and it indeed won't be the last. But we ought to look at the matter in a broader framework before we draw final conclusions on the subject: We see that from the perspective of those inside PenguinX's coalition of homophobic buggers and brainless, anal-retentive hellions, it is better that a hundred thousand people should perish than that PenguinX should be even slightly inconvenienced. The reality, however, is that he relies heavily on "useful idiots", that is, people who unwittingly do his dirty work for him. Without his swarms of useful idiots, PenguinX would not have been able to conceal the fact that he's the secret player behind the present, crazy political scene. PenguinX must be brought out from behind the curtain before it's too late, before his foot soldiers combine, in a rare mixture, bestial cruelty and an inconceivable gift for lying. Although I've reached the end of this letter, I'm not going to sit down. I'm not going to shut up. I'm only going to redouble my efforts to punish those who lie or connive at half-truths.

lol

too fucking long

nice essay tho

lmfao what are u doing, friend.

that's literally the best fucking letter I have ever witnessed in the entirety of my existence

top vm.

9.9

I am writing this letter because I take issue with some of PenguinX's crotchets. Here's how this letter works: I'll offer ideas and a theory to explain things. You bring your own experiences to bear on the matter of PenguinX's money-grubbing, unenlightened litanies, supplementing them where necessary with information from this letter. Together we will spread the word about PenguinX's hideous beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments) to our friends, our neighbors, our relatives, our co-workers—even to strangers. The next time PenguinX decides to drive us into a state of apoplexy, he should think to himself, cui bono?—who benefits?
As everyone who has access to reliable information knows, PenguinX must sense his own irremediable inferiority. That's why he is so desperate to dress up his profit motive in the cloak of selfless altruism; it's the only way for him to distinguish himself from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if PenguinX also realized that what we're involved in with him is not a game. It's the most serious possible business, and every serious person—every person with any shred of a sense of responsibility—must concern himself with it. His backers were recently seen poisoning the relationship between teacher and student. That's not a one-time accident or oversight. That's PenguinX's policy.
Take, for example, tartarean troglodytes. Now look at PenguinX. If you don't believe there's a similarity then consider that to get even the simplest message into the consciousness of meddlesome extortionists it has to be repeated at least fifty times. Now, I don't want to insult your intelligence by telling you the following fifty times, but he really ought to to take something for his hysterical paranoia. I've heard that chlorpromazine works well. Indisputably, some sort of medication should awaken PenguinX to the fact that people used to think I was exaggerating whenever I said that he is just making a mug of himself when he says that those of us who oppose him would rather run than fight. After seeing PenguinX prop up corrupt despots around the world these same people now realize that I wasn't exaggerating at all. In fact, they even realize that sometime in the future PenguinX will undermine serious institutional and economic analyses and replace them with a diverting soap opera of stupid conspiracies. Fortunately, that hasn't happened…yet. But it will clearly happen if we don't say "no" to PenguinX's shameless treatises.
Anyone who takes even a cursory glance at this letter will quickly discover that I wish I knew when PenguinX was planning on unleashing his next volley of snarky inveracities. Alas, I'm no Nostradamus. Nevertheless, some of my predictions have come true in spades. For instance, I predicted ages ago that PenguinX would make the pot of gangsterism overboil and scald the whole world, and look what happened. Even scarier, I predicted that PenguinX would promote the total destruction of individuality in favor of an all-powerful group. Although most people doubted that prediction when I made it, they neglected to consider that PenguinX once said that his ethics are all sweetness and light. Oh, please. I'm just glad I hadn't eaten dinner right before I heard him say that. Otherwise, I'd probably still be vomiting too hard to tell you that I want nothing more—or less—than to put to rest the animosities that have kept various groups of people from enjoying anything other than superficial unity. To that task I have consecrated my life and I invite you to do likewise.
In PenguinX's defense, I should point out that PenguinX hasn't always favored diminishing society's inducements to good behavior. But fast-forward to the most recent chapter of the Saga of PenguinX, and you'll truly see that PenguinX wants you to believe that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like him. You should be wary of such claims. Be aware! Be skeptical! Think! Do not be diverted, deceived, or mesmerized by PenguinX's hopeless disquisitions. Okay, I've vented enough frustration. So let me end by saying that PenguinX's refusal to admit the obvious—that a large percentage of his goons can be termed mindless—must rank as one of the most bloody-minded disinformation campaigns in history.

tl dr

true story

the fuck
where is cute daru?

:/

9.9

strong avatar
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:/

another solid avatar but ur still a shit

fine you're right lol edited

but i want to use gatr......