Can someone please translate whatever message Trinitrotoluene is trying to convey into something that I might better be able to understand, like Yiddish or that Bushman clicking language? As it stands, I have no idea whether Trinitrotoluene is seriously claiming that he can be trusted to judge the rest of the world from a unique perch of pure wisdom or if it's simply the case that his hatchet jobs are as devoid of meaning as the squawk of an angry bluejay. I'm going to give it to you straight: He has been deluding people into believing that antipluralism forms the core of any utopian society. Don't let him delude you, too. Of all the delusions I have ever known, the most nocent is the idea that it is better that a hundred thousand people should perish than that he should be even slightly inconvenienced. Still, that doesn't prevent Trinitrotoluene from redefining humanity as alienated machines/beasts and then convincing everyone that they were never human to begin with.
Note that the foregoing does not pretend to be an accurate description of all people who might be considered stinking scatterbrains. It is only a rough indication of some of Trinitrotoluene's general tendencies. Is it not positively the distinguishing feature of Trinitrotoluene's methods of interpretation to replace law and order with anarchy and despotism? Trinitrotoluene motivates people to join his entourage by using words like "humanity", "compassion", and "unity". This is a great deception. What Trinitrotoluene really wants to do is introduce changes without testing them first. That's why Trinitrotoluene repeats the term "anthropophysiography" over and over again in everything he writes. Is this repetition part of some new drinking game, or is Trinitrotoluene merely trying to confuse us into believing that 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them? I warrant that that’s not my question to answer. I will say, however, that Trinitrotoluene thinks that anyone who disagrees with him is a potential terrorist. Of course, thinking so doesn't make it so.
I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to understanding why rowdyism has long been Trinitrotoluene's lodestar. My peers profess that there are a series of options I could pursue, if necessary. While this is truly true, I feel we must add that in all the torrents of rhetorical hot air thus far expended, it's hard to find a single sentence from Trinitrotoluene that acknowledges that there'll always be some feckless grammaticaster who's eager to complain about my use of English in this letter. He'll probably tell me that it's grammatically incorrect to use the word "prudish" when writing, "Trinitrotoluene is a prudish fugitive." Well, the fact is that Trinitrotoluene is a prudish fugitive, and he should have been placed long ago in a locked psychiatric unit. I would have committed Trinitrotoluene to such a facility under the justification that he believes that mandarinism is the catholicon for all the world's ills. Unfortunately, as long as he believes such absurdities, he will continue to commit atrocities. To close, let me accentuate that if we give the needy a helping hand as opposed to an elbow in the face, we shall not only survive Trinitrotoluene's attacks; we shall prevail.
Note that the foregoing does not pretend to be an accurate description of all people who might be considered stinking scatterbrains. It is only a rough indication of some of Trinitrotoluene's general tendencies. Is it not positively the distinguishing feature of Trinitrotoluene's methods of interpretation to replace law and order with anarchy and despotism? Trinitrotoluene motivates people to join his entourage by using words like "humanity", "compassion", and "unity". This is a great deception. What Trinitrotoluene really wants to do is introduce changes without testing them first. That's why Trinitrotoluene repeats the term "anthropophysiography" over and over again in everything he writes. Is this repetition part of some new drinking game, or is Trinitrotoluene merely trying to confuse us into believing that 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them? I warrant that that’s not my question to answer. I will say, however, that Trinitrotoluene thinks that anyone who disagrees with him is a potential terrorist. Of course, thinking so doesn't make it so.
I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to understanding why rowdyism has long been Trinitrotoluene's lodestar. My peers profess that there are a series of options I could pursue, if necessary. While this is truly true, I feel we must add that in all the torrents of rhetorical hot air thus far expended, it's hard to find a single sentence from Trinitrotoluene that acknowledges that there'll always be some feckless grammaticaster who's eager to complain about my use of English in this letter. He'll probably tell me that it's grammatically incorrect to use the word "prudish" when writing, "Trinitrotoluene is a prudish fugitive." Well, the fact is that Trinitrotoluene is a prudish fugitive, and he should have been placed long ago in a locked psychiatric unit. I would have committed Trinitrotoluene to such a facility under the justification that he believes that mandarinism is the catholicon for all the world's ills. Unfortunately, as long as he believes such absurdities, he will continue to commit atrocities. To close, let me accentuate that if we give the needy a helping hand as opposed to an elbow in the face, we shall not only survive Trinitrotoluene's attacks; we shall prevail.
