Okay, the other guy that offered can't do it, so could you do this for me:
Careful/Impish (Careful preferred) Snorlax (Munchlax if you want to) with Curse and Counter (Male Smeargle + Female Rhyperior ===> Male Rhyperior + Female Snorlax) with perfect IVs in HP, Def, and SpDef, 28+ in attack.
I'll give you 3 credits for careful, 2 for impish, 6 for both.