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  • WOMEN WITH PHDs TAKING IT UP THE DING-HOLE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? WATCH THIS MOTHER STICK AN ENTIRE REFRIGERATOR UP HER BUTT! THESE WOMEN ARE FORNICATING GIRAFFES, ERECT BABOONS, WAITING FOR YOU. WAITING FOR YOU!
    [09:09] <&Jellicent> man, i just had the weirdest fuckin dream
    [09:09] <&Jellicent> i was on some weird alien planet
    [09:09] <&Jellicent> and, like, we met an alien
    [09:09] <&Jellicent> and i had to kill it for some reason
    [09:09] <&Jellicent> and it just stood there calmly as i beat it in the head with a bat
    [09:09] <&Jellicent> until it died
    [09:09] <&Jellicent> and then that night, another alien got off in the dead alien's mouth
    [09:09] <&Jellicent> and when we woke up, we put the corpse in a trash bag
    [09:09] <&Jellicent> and the guy in charge was like "a dead alien with jizz in it's mouth... boys, we could make some money off of this"
    [09:10] <&Jellicent> and we just started collecting alien corpses, which would then get mouth fucked by other aliens
    [09:10] <&Jellicent> and, i didn't understand it and now i'm awake

    im sorry what
    Haha cheers man. Jellicent was the first name I thought of when making my account here, and since it was taken, I always wondered who had it :)
    Think you could open up the thread tomorrow morning/whenever you get up

    I feel like just letting stay locked tonight
    Eh, just not much of an irc person

    I'm really surprised there's not a specific warning for disrespectful/harsh language
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