I guess our discussion can be sumed up as a "mathemathican vs engineer" problem.
"The mathematician doesn't care if something is implemented; all he cares about is whether it can be implemented or not. If it can, then it is as good as implemented already, for him. The engineer doesn't care if something can be implemented; all he cares about is to implement it. If he fails to implement it, then it doesn't exist, even if it is proved that it can be implemented."
In this case, I'm an engineer, and you're a mathematican. Unless someone captures a perfect shiny Tauros in a Safari Ball on a real life cart, I'm considering it hacked.