The morning sun rises over the many turnip patches of russia (what a wonderful vegetable). It seems the your number as dwindled even further. Unclesam seems to be missing. It seems that he had a physics test last night, but is still having difficulty. It seems all of his college career had not prepared him for basic questions about radioactive dating and the big bang theory. He is effectively brain dead and will forever suffer his physics exam.
Dear Unclesam,
You are Boris Yeltsin, the president.
The recently elected leader of the largest nation in the world. The fall of communism has treated you comfortably, but you know there’s a conspiracy about, one that could ruin you completely. Your government is compromised so you won’t be able to use the secret service to your advantage. You’ll have to rely on your popularity to figure out who the culprits are.
You represent the majority of citizens in Russia, and unfortunately many of them are apathetic. If any of them were to skip voting on a major plebiscite, you would represent their interests. However you can only represent the people who approve of you.
You win if the Ordinary Comrades win.
As you all prepare to gather for the daily lynch, you notice something smelling from the turnip patch (no, its not the turnips, the turnips smell fine). It appears Outlaw has been in the turnip patch for far too long.
Dear Outlaw,
You are E. Nigma, the riddler.
Life is full of questions, riddles. Some answers, some without. There is no question why you are here, but it remains to be seen how well you will do. You’ve decided to bring along a team of DC comic villains to help you face this test.
At night you can PM billymills with “Night x - What have I got in my pocket USER.” You have a gun in your pocket.
You are also able to set riddles. You may ask a user a difficult riddle each night by sending “Night x - RIDDLE USER.” USER will be unable to solve RIDDLE until the end of the night, preventing him from performing any actions. If you did not (or were not able to) send a riddle during any night, you may send a riddle during the day to likewise prevent USER from voting for that day.
You have one extremely difficult riddle in store. Once during the game you may also send “Night x - SUPERCOMPLICATEDRIDDLE USER.” This riddle will prevent USER from both voting and performing night actions until they solve the riddle. This riddle must have a reasonable solution and should be approved beforehand.
You win if the DC villains win.
This death comes as a relief to some, who were prepared for him to jump out at any second.
The news story of the morning says nothing about any of these deaths, instead it focuses on an old story about Kent Brockman eating a turnip:
Kent Brockman said:
Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.
For some reason, someone is very angry. Who knows why.
You have until 3PM EST January 23rd to vote in today's lynch.
All PMs should be out, if you expected to receive a PM and did not, please PM me.