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"In that case, I'll have to send in Snorri Snorrelson and Marcellus Pye! You guys don't even need items to win this! Now, let's show him just how rigged this arena can be!"
Summary: Snorri: Blizzard -> Avalanche Vexen -> Blizzard
Marcellus: Taunt Marluxia -> Stun Spore Vexen -> PoisonPowder Marluxia; if Stun Spore misses, use it again
Still the speediest of them all, Marc Stun Spores Vexen, paralyzing it! Avalanchspam.
Marluxia fails.
The air is scattered with toxic Poisonpowder, but unfortunately, it misses. Vexen adds injury to insult with a powerful Frost Breath, but Snorri counters with another Blizzard.
Round 5: aosdhfalksdjfhaldsfh no subreffing not yet
Marcellus snatches back some health from Vexen with a Mega Drain, but grass-on-grass cannibalism is not a lucrative business. The Cottonee isn’t the only one with a terrible offensive movepool, though, and Marluxia counters with an Energy Ball that tickles Snorri’s nonexistent nose. Snorri, blessed with an actually useful STAB, freezes the offending vegetables with an Icy Wind, lowering their speed, but Vexen does The Exact Same Thing, making the speed drops fairly pointless.
Marcellus and Marluxia Razor Leaf their foes, doing absolutely jack shit, except I still have to calculate it. This is somewhat alleviated by the fact that Snorri’s Frost Breath on Marcellus has already been mostly calculated, so I don’t have to do it again, or even roll for random crits. That’s cool. Too bad I have to ref a combo, but the good thing is that a massive Blizzard + Blizzard combo just wrecked both pokemon for a double Ko, letting me end this one action faster.
Oh yeah. Hail damage also KO’d Marcellus. So much for friendship, Snorri, you jerk.
"Nah, it's all right, Darkamber. Merrin Meredith and Zelda Heap, it's your time to shine! Merrin, take this Exp. Share; Zelda, take...um, I'm out of training items. Don't worry, you don't need one!"
subreffing this, gimme a bit to get the calcs and shit up.
Edit: JESUS FUCK I HATE THIS MATCH IT MAKES MY HEAD HURT.
I'll be posting calcs and shit in a bit after I figure out what the hell is even going on at this point in the match.
Edit2: Okay, yeah, no. You'll have to find a different subref, I just cannot wrap my head around what's happening right now.