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Advance Wars Mafia (GAME OVER-IDS WINS!)

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The day dawned again
Like a bad haiku that I
Don't feel like writing

And people were dead
First came Layell and he was
Bombed until he died

Dear Layell,
You are Hawke.

The strong, silent type, you were once the second highest ranking officer in the Black Hole Army. Although after you had killed Sturm during Advance Wars 2, which was now revealed to be a scheme devised by Sturm and yourself, you had lowered in ranking but were still as strong a CO as any.

At night, you may send a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Engage <user>’. You will marshal your forces and attack <user>, distracting them and forcing them to spend the night defending against you. When dawn breaks you will retreat, leaving <user> tired and unable to complete their night action.

You are such a powerful CO that all of your units are stronger than normal and you are in the position to take over the majority of the Black Hole forces if Sturm was to die. If Sturm dies, you may send a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Destroy <user>’. You will gather the forces of the Black Hole Army and march and destroy <user>.

You are allied with Black Hole. You win if all threats are eliminated.
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Then came a user
Called Darkpenguinsixseven
Don't know how he died

Refrigerator
Refrigerator and a
Refrigerator

Dear Darkpenguin67,
You are Olaf.

A burly Blue Moon CO that looks similar to Santa Claus, you’re a master of combat in the snow. You’ll be bringing your tactical skills and mastery of cold weather to fight for your homeland, the Allied Nations.

At night, you may send a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Use snow to blind <user>. You will call down a snowstorm around <user>, blinding them while you sneak in and steal any items they have.

You are a Direct attacking CO. If you are in possession of a Direct unit at any point in the game, at night you may use your Super CO Power by sending a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Gag <user> with snow’. You will stuff <user>’s mouth full of snow and tell them what to say if they don’t want to be suffocated. During the following day, <user> will be forced to post a message that you write in the body of the PM, or else they will get choked to death by the snow.

You are allied with the Allied Nations. You win if all threats are eliminated.
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The day has ended
Day 4 will begin so let
The lynching begin

Suddenly a voice booms out of a loudspeaker. You're not sure where it comes from.

Just how many neutrals are really in this game?
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Day 4 ends Friday, February 24 at 9:00 PM EST.
 
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Oh no fuck every
Now Black Hole just cannot win
Have fun mafia goons
 
Dear imperfectluck,
You are Hawke.

A former Black Hole CO specializing in day to day strength, you betrayed the Black Hole and fought for the Allied Nations. Something about how your former boss Von Bolt tried to kill you may have something to do with this. You are known for your excessively cheery demeanor.

At night, you may send a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Spread joy and cheer to <user>.’ You will show <user> the secret of life, causing <user> to win the game.

You are a versatile CO. If you are in possession of any unit at any point in the game, at night you may use your Super CO Power by sending an additional PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Black Wave’. You will be immune to all actions that night, and all other users in the game will die.

You are holding every single type of unit that is possible.

You are allied with the Allied Nations. You win if all threats are eliminated.
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In possibly the most retarded lynch of the game, a whopping three votes are cast against Engineer Pikachu to get him lynched. The results, however, are anything but typical:

Dear Engineer Pikachu,
You are Clone Andy.

You are a copy of Orange Star’s CO, Andy, created by Black Hole. You were made with the
intent to spark a war between Orange Star, Blue Moon, Yellow Comet and Green Earth. You’ve now set your sights higher, and are trying to draw the Rubinelle and Black Hole forces into the fight, which is why you’ve joined the battle by yourself.

At night, you may send a PM to smashlloyd20 titled ‘Night X - Start war with <user>’. You will attack and kill <user>, in an attempt to spark a war with <user>’s allies.

You are trying to keep a low profile so you don’t become a casualty of the war, but once the real Andy dies, you will double your efforts in the war and be able to attack two players in the same night. In order to keep a low profile you cannot attack the real Andy, who you know is <snip>.

You are allied with yourself. You win if the Allied Nations, Rubinelle and Black Hole forces are eliminated.
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He was holding the Neotank.

SHOCK! AWE! THE WOLF HAS BEEN RANDLYNCHED!

GASP! WOW! AMAZING!

WHOA! INCREDIBLE! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

-Dattebayo!

It is now Night 4. Night 4 ends Sunday, February 26 at 8:00 PM EST.
 
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