an anthropological study

[かたわれ時]

5’6’’, can fit my entire body into my mouth, can somebody help pull it out again? I seem to have accidentally entered some weird dimension or something

 

[Bughouse]

I have small hands, but even smaller mouth.

my body is approximately 90% limbs.

I am slenderman.

 

[rattlesnakeacrobat]

why is everyone in this thread so damn tall

i'm 5'1 and i mostly can

 

[Martin]

The test data is unreliable and misleading because it doesn’t account for the fact that everyone’s fists are a different size and shape, meaning there is no control variable.

I propose that we find a volunteer who is willing to put their fist in everyone’s mouths. Alternatively, we could find an object with a fixed size and shape, such as a dildo or a volunteer’s left testicle, to use as our control variable.

This study is important, but as it stands our data doesn’t tell us whether any potential correlation is between mouth size, fist size, or both. We will only be able to speculate on the mechanism once we have trustworthy data, and as it stands we do not.

Thank you for your consideration, and I wish you luck in the peer review process.

 

[A Golden Waddle Dee]

5'5" (I'm 13)
It can fit!

 

[gvmgvm40]

5'5", cannot

 

[Myzozoa]

6'2", Kant

 

[Bread Sandwich]

6'7" can't

 

[Avery]

5’11” can

 

[Cenane]

5’1” can

 

[nui]

5'5" it can fit but i have lockjaw and need to go to the hospital

 

[sb879]

7'3", can't

 

[Chloe]

6', can

 

[tondas]

5'9 barely cannot

 

[Lily]

5'8", can't even come close. what the fuck. like it's literally not even remotely close to fitting. am I just doing it wrong??? do you all have baby hands??? is this one giant lie fabricated to make me feel like my hands are too big???????

 

[monkfish]

no Lilburr you are correct. there's something deeply disturbing going on in this thread. the gaslighting from respectable posters claiming they can 'fit their fist into their mouth' is frankly something i hoped i would never see on these forums. it's going to take a long time for the trust to heal, and i think what would help is to hear an apology for the lies we've been repeatedly told

 

[shade]

is this study going out in the same journal as the autistic girls have bigger boobs study?

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threa...ons-and-their-busts-actually-serious.3610762/

the scientific advancement smogon has contributed to the world.......... drink it in boys. be glad u were part of it

 

[Steorra]

6'2" can

 

[Rabia]

do I have to fit my thumb in there too

 

[Ehmcee]

5'11 can

 

[willempju]

5'11 can't

 

[Triangles]

3'5''
Can fit both fists in

 

[Amberr]

5'6, can

 

[woworiginal]

i think this is just a joke to get you guys to put your fists in your mouths

 

[az]

is this study going out in the same journal as the autistic girls have bigger boobs study?

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threa...ons-and-their-busts-actually-serious.3610762/

the scientific advancement smogon has contributed to the world.......... drink it in boys. be glad u were part of it