1. chemcoop vs 8. Jmal98
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4. Doobzi vs 5. Solerme
this game is sure to be a real doobzi and i'd make a similar pun about solerme's name except i have no clue how to pronounce it
3. Mishimono vs 6. NOVED
My goal is to carry the torch of justice. I might not be successful at achieving that goal, but I surely do have to try. Princess Mishimono has been trying for quite some time to convince us that criminals are merely social rebels. I suggest she take this rotting ordure and dump it where she and her fellow effete blatherers congregate. At least then we could provide actionable steps people can take to make this a place where minds, souls, and bodies can feel safe from querulous converts to antidisestablishmentarianism without having to worry that she will instill distrust and thereby create a need for her petty views. It may be soothing and pleasant for her to think that her conceits are Right with a capital R, but at this point in the post I had planned to tell you that anyone who has spent any amount of time doing his homework knows that her hastily mounted campaigns run on pure irony. However, one of my colleagues pointed out that it is better to be a little old-fashioned but honest and loyal than enlightened and modern but immature and unscrupulous. Hence, I discarded the discourse I had previously prepared and substituted the following discussion in which I argue that no one likes being attacked by the most fastidious exponents of radicalism you'll ever see. Even worse, Princess Mishimono exploits our fear of those attacks—which she claims will evolve by the next full moon into biological, chemical, or nuclear attacks—as a pretext to expand, augment, and intensify the size and intrusiveness of her Praetorian Guard. If you think that's scary, then you should remember that Princess Mishimono's muddleheaded denunciations are meticulously designed to keep the population unaware, uneducated, dumbed down, and focused on stupefying activities like video games. The intention is to prevent people from noticing that Princess Mishimono has been tormenting, harrying, and persecuting anyone who crosses her path.
I would like to digress here. Princess Mishimono fails to show respect for the rights of others to hold opinions differing from her own. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that I recently heard a famous celebrity—I forgot which one—say, “I object more to Princess Mishimono's dastardly offhand remarks than I do to her colossal ignorance and fallacious beliefs.” That's such a great quote, I wish I had been the one who thought of it. Sadly, the cleverest thing I ever said was that even if the majority of Princess Mishimono's satraps are peaceful, 20% of them intend to play on people's conscious and unconscious belief structures. 20% is in fact a large number of people—and is probably a low estimate. You should therefore not disregard the fact that we must stop Princess Mishimono now. Neville Chamberlain's 1938 capitulation to Hitler at Munich demonstrated that appeasement just puts off a final reckoning and gives an enemy time to gain strength. That's why it is imperative that we establish clear, justifiable definitions of heathenism and incendiarism so that one can defend a decision to take action when Princess Mishimono's fans sharpen intergroup tensions.
2. greilmercenary9 vs 7. Nat
what a mess of a username that is lmao
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4. Doobzi vs 5. Solerme
this game is sure to be a real doobzi and i'd make a similar pun about solerme's name except i have no clue how to pronounce it
3. Mishimono vs 6. NOVED
My goal is to carry the torch of justice. I might not be successful at achieving that goal, but I surely do have to try. Princess Mishimono has been trying for quite some time to convince us that criminals are merely social rebels. I suggest she take this rotting ordure and dump it where she and her fellow effete blatherers congregate. At least then we could provide actionable steps people can take to make this a place where minds, souls, and bodies can feel safe from querulous converts to antidisestablishmentarianism without having to worry that she will instill distrust and thereby create a need for her petty views. It may be soothing and pleasant for her to think that her conceits are Right with a capital R, but at this point in the post I had planned to tell you that anyone who has spent any amount of time doing his homework knows that her hastily mounted campaigns run on pure irony. However, one of my colleagues pointed out that it is better to be a little old-fashioned but honest and loyal than enlightened and modern but immature and unscrupulous. Hence, I discarded the discourse I had previously prepared and substituted the following discussion in which I argue that no one likes being attacked by the most fastidious exponents of radicalism you'll ever see. Even worse, Princess Mishimono exploits our fear of those attacks—which she claims will evolve by the next full moon into biological, chemical, or nuclear attacks—as a pretext to expand, augment, and intensify the size and intrusiveness of her Praetorian Guard. If you think that's scary, then you should remember that Princess Mishimono's muddleheaded denunciations are meticulously designed to keep the population unaware, uneducated, dumbed down, and focused on stupefying activities like video games. The intention is to prevent people from noticing that Princess Mishimono has been tormenting, harrying, and persecuting anyone who crosses her path.
I would like to digress here. Princess Mishimono fails to show respect for the rights of others to hold opinions differing from her own. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that I recently heard a famous celebrity—I forgot which one—say, “I object more to Princess Mishimono's dastardly offhand remarks than I do to her colossal ignorance and fallacious beliefs.” That's such a great quote, I wish I had been the one who thought of it. Sadly, the cleverest thing I ever said was that even if the majority of Princess Mishimono's satraps are peaceful, 20% of them intend to play on people's conscious and unconscious belief structures. 20% is in fact a large number of people—and is probably a low estimate. You should therefore not disregard the fact that we must stop Princess Mishimono now. Neville Chamberlain's 1938 capitulation to Hitler at Munich demonstrated that appeasement just puts off a final reckoning and gives an enemy time to gain strength. That's why it is imperative that we establish clear, justifiable definitions of heathenism and incendiarism so that one can defend a decision to take action when Princess Mishimono's fans sharpen intergroup tensions.
2. greilmercenary9 vs 7. Nat
what a mess of a username that is lmao
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