I will be honest and say that I was completely ready to lay a serious hate on all your stuff...and then I saw scizor, followed by scizor with a rainbow. Brilliant, sir.
Also kinda funny on the post above this one, but it coulda been done better. I like the idea though.
Edit: Weavile looks like she is ready to play the dating game. She's too hot for me, she knows it, but she also knows I have a secret. She's willing to give me a chance.
PS the secret is money