Dear Iota,
You are Rockville.
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You are a deserted ghost town in Delaware County, Iowa. The last time people lived in you was over 110 years ago, in 1898. I don’t know what they did, but I presume they must have rocked.
At night, you may PM the host, askaninjask, “Night X - Protecting <alias> in abandoned warehouse.” You will protect <alias> by putting him in an abandoned warehouse in your abandoned town. <alias> will be unable to be killed that night.
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You are allied with The Resistance. You win if The Resistance is the last team standing and <nope> and <not telling> are dead.
Dear Sigma,
You are Elaine Rapp.
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You are an American artist and the owner of numerous stone carving workshops in various countries. You also once taught a room of 100 people how to carve stone at once.
At night, you may PM the host, askaninjask, “Night X - Teaching <alias> how to carve stone.” You will teach <alias> how to carve stone. <alias> will be so grateful that he or she will target you with whatever night action they have.
You may be able to improve your teaching technique if you come across the Priceless Relic.
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You are allied with The Empire. You win if The Empire is the last team standing and you exit the game with the Priceless Relic in your possession.
You found the Priceless Relic you’ve been looking for by <snip>! Now your teaching technique can be improved even more!
Now, you may PM the host, askaninjask, “Night X - Teaching <user> how to art.” <user> will be so engrossed in his art that he will be unable to do anything else that night.
Dear Tau,
You are Peter Carl Faberge.
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You are a jeweller from Russia who crafted the famous series of Faberge eggs. These eggs are easter eggs jeweled with emerald, diamond, ruby, and other precious materials that the nobility in Russia took quite a liking to before they were abolished by the Bolshevik revolution.
You are far too famous to be in this game. As such you cannot be bothered to have a night action at this time.
This might change if you had a slice of some humble pie. Indeed, if you could get your hands on some Humble Pie, you may be able to do something very useful.
You are allied with The Empire. You win if The Empire is the last team standing and you exit the game with the Humble Pie in your possession.
Dear Rho,
You are Nina Cicilia.
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You are a Venezuelan model who once placed in some beauty contest. While known for your good looks, you also have one degree in Accounting and one in Piano.
At night, you may PM the host, askaninjask, “Night X - File <alias>’s taxes.” You will file <alias>’s taxes. In order to do this while getting the most discounts possible, <alias> will need to tell you his or her full role PM.
Since nobody expects you to be so good at so many different things, when inspected you will show up as the following:
askaninjask said:Dear Rho,
You are Nina Cicilia.
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You are a Venezuelan model who once placed in some beauty contest. Looking at some pictures, I have no idea how you managed to do this, but whatever.
Unfortunately, your only talent is being hot, so you have no night action at this time.
However, this may change if you find yourself something to bring out your hidden talents. Perhaps a Legitimate Keyboard would help you out.
You are allied with The Empire. You win if The Empire is the last team standing and you exit the game with the Legitimate Keyboard in your possession.
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You are allied with The Radical Center. You win if The Radical Center is the last team standing.
Dear Omega,
You are Qian Qianyi.
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You are a Chinese learned man from the 15th century. You are famous for a series of biographies you either collected or made (I can’t tell) and are generally a pretty smart dude.
At night, you may PM the host, askaninjask, “Night X - Looking up <new item> in my records.” You will search through your records and find where you can get a <new item>. You will have <new item> in your possession by the morning. In the body of the PM, include what you want the flavor text for the item to be. The new item will be created with the name and flavor you sent in. The items you create are absolutely useless and serve no actual purpose.
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You are allied with The Resistance. You win if The Resistance is the last team standing and <snip>.
Dear Gamma,
You are Didi Perego.
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You are an Italian actress who has starred in many films, mostly in Italian. You have a stache of your own best films with you at all times, so in case you ever need anything, you can give people your films in return.
At night, you may PM the host, askaninjask, “Night X - Trade my films for <alias>’s <item>.” If <alias> has <item> in his or her possession, you two will conduct a trade of items that will end with you having <alias>’s <item> and him getting one of your films. You have a practically unlimited number of films, so this is no loss to you whatsoever. You may do this in addition to your normal frisking action.
Your trading skills might be improved if you could learn a little bit more about bartering. However, your computer is currently completely unprotected and you cannot use it until it is. You need the Computer Case before you can look anything up safely.
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You are allied with The Empire. You win if The Empire is the last team standing and you exit the game with the Computer Case in your possession.
Now with the Computer Case, you have discovered eBay! On eBay, you have sold a bunch of your movies for a hefty sum, and now can arrange to buy other people’s items on eBay.
Now, you may PM the host, askaninjask, “Night X - Getting <alias>’s items on eBay.” You will receive all of <alias>’s items. This may be done in addition to your normal frisking action, should you ever need to use it in the future.