Why Static is our last best hope:
Static confers a 30% chance of paralysis on a foe when they use a contact move. The only problem is that most of the pokemon that possess it either A: outspeed the opponent either way or B: Are insufficiently bulky to be absorbing contact hits. Ampharos and Electrode are arguably the best existent users, Trode because it can take a U-turn and then outspeed the opponent's next pokemon, and Ampharos because it is the only Electric type that is remotely bulky (Magnezone and Rotom-A, sadly, do not possess Static). Even then, 90/75/90 is not exactly confidence inspiring, especially since the most common physical attacks outside of Earthquake are Elemental punches.
Given the right type, this pokemon could be the perfect pivot from Scizor and Gyarados. It could switch in on Fire Punch and Thunder Punch and leave the opponent with a 30% chance to be paralyzed with minimal harm to itself. Additionally it could switch in to take a Bullet Punch (or, less successfully, a U-Turn) and paralyze Scizor in return, destroying much of the viability of its other moves and giving it an effective 75% accuracy.
Static is already proven to be disruptive in Little Cup, where the large use of priority attacks and U-turn. Written onto OU it could greatly dampen the effectiveness of physical attackers.
The only common physical attacks that do not possess Physical Contact trait are Earthquake and Stone Edge. With a potential combination of Magnet Rise and at least neutrality to rock, the employment of these moves can be hampered.
Is this an anttempt to sway a CAP towards your old parabusing tank? Seriously, Static may come in handy, but
1) It is not much more reliable than a Discharge or a Lava Plume (with the difference that at least the moves deal damage. Here you actually need to take damage, which can be recovered but still is damage)
2) Our last hope? There is a ton of possibilities out there. Trying to make Static resembling the only chance to have a decent CAP without even giving a reason why EVERY other route is impossible to take is stupid and hypocrit













