Dear Darling Darla,
My birth father recently fell into a coma, and as his only living blood relative I have nowbeen put in charge of his small estate. I immediately started liquidating all his assets as he's looking like he's got one foot out the door already, and I've got some debts to repay. The sooner the better to be frank. Unfortunately, this is not enough to get everything squared.
I've learned that Poker is not my game. Same for Blackjack and Craps, so I think I'm gonna just leave it all to chance. Roulette is perfect because I got an equal chance to win or lose. It can't be that hard to win a coin toss. But I need your wisdom Darla. Red or black? I'll trust whatever you and your readers pick for me.
Sincerely,
Feelin Lucky