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Dirty Little Secret.

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Seeing as how this is the internet and theres 0 room for embarresment whats a secret that you cant really tell a friend or someone you have contact with outside of the internet?

My secret is simply, my friends dont really know i play pokemon =]
 
My friends hopefully don't have a clue that I play pokemon. However, with a few Smogoners coming to my uni this year and also having Smogonites on my Facebook friend list, I'm not sure how long that charade will last - to top it all off, my room this year doesn't even have a door yet!

Other than that I really can't think of much. My friends at uni don't know I smoke weed, but that's not because it's a secret, it's just never come up and to be honest I'm not bothered - my parents dealt with it so my friends shouldn't care that much!

I do have a close personal sexual secret but it's not even something I'd be willing to disclose on Smogon. It's not a particularly bad thing, mind! (I am not a furry or any of that shit)
 
m0nkfish is a furvert.

That being said, I hope people recognize that stuff said on the internet is not always confidential (and is becoming increasingly less so). Now, I realize that not everyone is "David Stone who goes to the local community college and lives in Westminster and here's his picture and his school mascot..." but really, people, think before posting, because this stuff can get tracked back to you.
 
Obi said:
m0nkfish is a furvert.

That being said, I hope people recognize that stuff said on the internet is not always confidential (and is becoming increasingly less so). Now, I realize that not everyone is "David Stone who goes to the local community college and lives in Westminster and here's his picture and his school mascot..." but really, people, think before posting, because this stuff can get tracked back to you.
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Yeah, no joke. My ex and her friends found my rant here on Smogon about said ex's best friend and yeah. ahahaha
 
My secret is a very bad one indeed. I am a Painkiller Addict.

That is that. Almost no one I actually know knows about this. Its kind of hard to act sober around them even though im stoned about all the time.
 
yep nobody irl knows i play pokemon
Frankly I wouldn't know where to begin explaining that it isn't as childish as it looks.
EDIT: if by some bizarre coincidence someone reads the 'who are you' who knows me irl, I play pokemon.
 
nobody on school knows that i play pokemon. nobody outside my friend circle (which is VERY VERY VERY small ) knows that i play pokemon. oh, and everybody on Smogon knows that i play pokemon, or i wouldnt even be here ^_^
 
my secret is that I am a HERO! I can teleport and go through walls and shit.

that and I like to lick the lid of life!
 
Well, I don't care if dudes find out that I play pokemon, it's the ladies that I'm concerned about.

Besides that... I wouldn't say that I'm very "private" about my life. More specifically, I'm one of those dudes you say "I wish that guy could have kept that to himself". It's bad in the fact that If you ask, i will tell. It's good though, because you can easily bully info out of me I guess.

however, other people's stuff i do keep sacred inside my mind.

So to sum up, other people's secrets with me stay with me which allows no room for my own secrets, so yeah, I'm not a private guy about my own life.
 
Pfft... Walls? I can see through clothes.

Nobody in real life knows I play Pokemon (Let's keep it that way, yes?) or that I'm bi.
 
I tell everyone I meet in real life I play pokemon.
that's because I'm wicked indie with my tight pants and all, and I believe pokemon is retro now.
(I plan on using pokemon to make me wicked popular c;)

and nobody has given me shit for it (except my girlfriend's 12 year old little brother ahahaha who calls me poketard)

I don't really have a lot of secrets. Nothing juicy at least.
 
I Lied about being sick today
I use to wet the bed until 6th grade
I'm doing bad in school right now
I don't like chocolate
I don't like soda(except sunklist)
Me and my friend, where both boys, accidentally kissed each other once in my class room.
I have 21 cats
I sometimes think smogon is almost full of fhags.
 
sandman said:
Me and my friend, where both boys, accidentally kissed each other once in my class room.
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ahahaha.

it's okay, as long as it really was an accident. But if you're gay, that's cool too, I won't hate you <3
 
Thunderpup said:
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ahahaha.

it's okay, as long as it really was an accident. But if you're gay, that's cool too, I won't hate you <3
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Yeah i'm straight and it was an accident but as a kid me and my friend would pretend to kiss people, i was just a kid infirst grade, and one day we did it to each other at the same time and it was so embarrassing.
 
i've been battling through mild anarexia
i once let my fav sport get to my brain and i was obsessed all last year
I aint kissed a guy since i was 13 (im a girl dnt let my username fool u)
I skived most of my final/important year of high school
Im 16 and i STILL cant swim properly
i hate closed spaces
 
I used to suffer from exercise bulimia.
I can't swim.
I'm extremely competitive, so much so that I often avoid competition just to avoid the chance of defeat.
Never had a gf.

That's all I got, man, my secrets suck but if felt good to say them.
 
no one knows that i play pokemon, no one on smogon knows im only 14, and no one knows that my life is basically playing pokemon and masturbating.
o.0
 
m0nkfish said:
My friends hopefully don't have a clue that I play pokemon. However, with a few Smogoners coming to my uni this year and also having Smogonites on my Facebook friend list, I'm not sure how long that charade will last - to top it all off, my room this year doesn't even have a door yet!

Other than that I really can't think of much. My friends at uni don't know I smoke weed, but that's not because it's a secret, it's just never come up and to be honest I'm not bothered - my parents dealt with it so my friends shouldn't care that much!

I do have a close personal sexual secret but it's not even something I'd be willing to disclose on Smogon. It's not a particularly bad thing, mind! (I am not a furry or any of that shit)
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it's ok if you suck a little dick now and then, I ain't mad at ya. my dirty little secret is that I have weed in my closet :pirate:
 
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