Waking up to mousetraps on your feet. Fun.
April Fool's is just a fancy way if saying 'national troll everyone day', not physically harm people.
go to Mcdonalds, order everything, wait for them to lay it all out and laugh at them and leave. Productive day this will be.
I'm also sending my cat to the DMV, because he turned 16 a few days ago and is a legally allowed to drive now in Virginia.
go to Mcdonalds, order everything, wait for them to lay it all out and laugh at them and leave. Productive day this will be.
I bought a whole bunch of roofies, belts and plastic bags, so when I go out to eat, I'm going to slip them to people and then tie them up and hide them somewhere out in the woods, haha their family will be so confused. They're going to say, "haha! Alan you really got us good!"