Thanks a lot to the asshole who spoiled endgame and it got sent to my inbox. I was gonna watch it and you ruined it. Fuck you. I'm done. I honestly feel like crying. I tried so hard to avoid them and it got ruined just like that and I couldn't do anything because of notifications. Why did you have to ruin one of the few things I had to look foward to in my life :(
If it makes you feel better, I read some study at some point that found you actually enjoy movies more when you know what happens. Plus, most of the biggest spoiler-worthy moments fell flat anyway imo, so don't worry too much tbh.
While we're on the topic, I thought that end fight was disgracefully flat and underwhelming (not to mention nonsensical, and with maybe the worst setting they could have possibly chosen). And why did they dedicate 1.5 hours to literally nothing (That pointless and boring support group scene? That pointless and boring Hawkeye-turned-punisher arc?)
And why were 4 of the strongest characters (with significantly upgraded gear from IW) suddenly unable to handle a solo Thanos with no infinity stones? Why could captain marvel yeet through a bunch of massive spaceships without a scratch and fly across the universe in a minute, but wasn't able to handle thanos with (basically) no infinity stones? Could she not just disintegrate him? Or punch him? Or do anything?
The biggest blunder was iron man misreading strange's signal to have Ant Man fly up thanos's butt.
most of the movie was unnecessary, the only significant fight scene was unnecessary, the vast majority of the characters were unnecessary.
and how does a massive fight break out in upstate New York with no police response
and how did Tony invent time travel in 30 seconds (lmao by telling Friday to find the eigenvalues of a particle?). and who built all those things they used? And why did they have a rat pushing a button be the legit turning point of the series?
why did the gay guy in the support group have more lines than the entire cast of black panther combined?
im sad.