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[Expert] Card Game Mafia Game Over!

Everyone gather to lynch the hedgehog Dogfish44, but he was super fast and ran away, using his speed to try and jump over a large chasm. However, someone changed the physics engine to Sonic 4 so instead of his momentum carrying him over the gap he fell straight down. Then he did that thing where he jumps up waving his arms.

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Throughout the whole game, a certain witch, danmantincan, had been making fools of many different players, but no longer. He too was challenged to a hockey game, and no amount of ice skating abilities saved him this time.

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With his enemies defeated, middle aged Quagsires finally conquers the horrors of Silent Hill and leaves to make his own console. "Microsoft may not allow pornographic games on their systems," he said at the Tokyo Game Show, "But on the Sex Box no game with a rating short of Adults Only will meet our standards." Needless to say it was the best selling game console ever.

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Finally, LifeAdmiral was too busy chasing monkeys to play the game, so a certain animal rights activist tracked him down and just whaled on him.

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Some Fuckin Gossip
"Does Mekkah have more than half of his HP remaining?"
No

"Is Mekkah a Sega?"
Yes

It is now Turn 9. The lynch does 4 damage unless altered. The turn ends in 24 hours.

24 hours, that's right. Get your actions in.
 
Everyone gathers around Mekkah, with pitchforks and ropes and electric chairs, when his excellent defense attorney screams out;

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"The witness, coolking49, is the real criminal!" Everyone was moved by this but the judge was all "But he doesn't have a motiiiiiiiiiive" so nothing really happened.

It is now Turn 10. The lynch does 4 damage unless altered. The turn ends in 24 hours.
 
The contest had turned into two separate 2 on 1 battles. coolking49, a dorky guy who thought he was a soldier, was being attacked by a street fighter and a defense attorney. He was finally overpowered (partly due to not sending in his turn pm), dropping his character card.

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This caused Phantasia, the attorney, to win. He invented the Magatama Drive, a gimmick console that read its player's minds. It's survival horror games were a smashing success, but competitive gamers were turned off by the tagline, "What matters isn't winning or losing, but the truth!"

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The next winner was the street fighter, HD. He didn't seem to make a game console at all, so much as smash stolen car parts together into a box shape. When asked why he called it the Ansatsuken Entertainment System instead of the Shotokan Entertainment System, he replied, "Why do people always ask that?"

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At this point the devil hunter, Mekkah, was outnumbered 2 to 1, and he had packed very few attacks in his deck. In the coming turns, he was killed, revived by his E Tanks, but then killed again.

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Another mute warrior, Lesm46, had helped to this end. He created the Chrono Player, which was really just a time machine that allows gamers to play games from the past, present, and future.

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His partner in crime was the vampire hunter, askaninjask, who had spent most of the game yelling "Hydro Storm". He didn't make a game console at all, as his family had already passed down the Vampire Trainer to help mentally prepare for his fights. He couldn't mass produce it sadly, as it kills any non-Belmont to play it.

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Card Game Mafia is now over!

Congratulations Amelia, Veedrock, zorbees, imperfectluck, Goldenknight, Nook, Quagsires, Phantasia, HD, Lesm46, and askaninjask for winning Card Game Mafia!

Post game will be up eventually, will take some time to make.
 
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