And even worse, I found his secret spreadsheet and you know what it says?
"I, ipl, am actually Hitler!"
It all makes sense now. Why else would he be simultaneously targeting every faction in the game according to Uncle Sam?
OK if you still can't understand what I'm saying I'm just not even going to try any more. I am well aware I did the same damn thing in FF3, I fail to see what that has to do with anything at all. It's not "conspiracy" when it is well known what group ipl is in and who his potential enemies are. If you are still having trouble figuring out the win conditions in this game I guess you can ask your "honest" friend ipl for a full explanation.If you don't know anything... why do you keep suggesting things? Maybe that's why an odd numbers of the things you've said flat out aren't true. Like, if he's the mortal enemy of a haymaker, why do you suggest his mortal enemy is a stage one? It really just sounds like whatever you think you know, is actually total shit fueled by paranoia and frustration.
Its amusing, because you are accusing ipl of doing EXACTLY what you were doing in FF3. And I said all the things you are saying now, because they were true at the time. Yet for some reason I'm not joining with you to end ipl. Strange? No, he's just not doing anything you're accusing him of doing.
In short, I'm not afraid of ipl. This is an expert game full of the best players on Smogon, much better players than me, and from talking with ipl the guy actually isn't very good at public debate, something which you strive at. He'd rather just avoid a confrontation, while you moan and whine about how the sky is falling. But the guy has been honest and made good on his word so the least I can do is state the facts. Call me naive, I know you will, but if any player reading this thinks ipl is in their group and wishes to attack him, that's their business and not mine. But all this conspiracy business should be taken with a grain of salt.
going by your avatar, it seems he has already "hit you up".machop hit me up
Dear UncleSam,
You are:
Luxray GL
Lightning, 80 HP
W: Fighting
R: Metal
CC: Bite - 30
LCC: Trash bolt - 70
Choose an Energy card from your hand. It will be removed from play. If Luxray GL is KO'd, it will be available for scavenging along with your hand. You cannot use this attack if you don't have an Energy card in your hand.
Your hand is:
1. Steelix Prime
2. Fighting Energy
3. Water Energy
You are in the group: Pokémon SP
You win if you outlive ??? and four Pokémon SP.
Luxray GL Lv X
+30 HP
Power: Bright Look - The Cycle during which you Level Up to Luxray GL Lv X, choose two targets. Any attacks that would target the first now target the second. Cannot pick Luxray GL.
LC: Flash Impact - 60
Luxray GL does 30 damage to itself.
Jesus I thought this was just a card tournament.You decide that you cannot join the army while you're too busy playing TCG, so you gang up on UncleSam...he takes a quick punch to the chin, and a second hit to the chest.
12 hours... 18 pms...because deadlines not for like 20 hours
chill out bro
I am waiting for a certain someone to contact me before I send my night actions!<&Mekkah> im still missing like 18 pms btw
Seriously guys? Is this not one of the coolest mafia games in a long time? Why is everyone letting Mekkah down? Get your pms in.