"But...don't you like my lap dances?"
Lightwolf buzzed in mid-air.
In respond,
jumpluff let out a very ungirly roar. A feminine looking voice could be heard. "No, I'm afraid we don't..." You couldn't see his lips moving, but you know it was RBG talking, as other than the stunned tournament staff, there is no one there.
Lightwolf tries to make a break for the exit of the tournament hall. Immediately, jumpluff pursues, but she's not quite fast enough. Lightwolf almost made it to the exit, but then suddenly freezes in mid-air. RBG's aura is glowing, and then growing. Not just his aura, but also his body. The next moment, the tiny
Kirlia has been replaced by a gorgeous
Gardevoir, with a serious look on its face. It doesn't seem to be done developing yet (not that way, furries), as it continues to look calmer, but stronger.
Seconds later, RBG shows Lightwolf all corners of the tournament hall without even touching him, before finally letting him float in front of jumpluff, also known as
Charizard.
"This is what I think of your lap dances!"
The Charizard's tail flame begins to brighten the room even more than it did.
"BURNING TAIL!"
jumpluff's enormous tail hits Lightwolf and smacks him into the cracked ground. As the dust cleared and the tournament staff carefully takes a look, they see Lightwolf lying on his back, (clean) feet up.
Dear Lightwolf,
You are:
Vibrava
Colorless, 90 HP
W: Colorless
R: Lightning
Body: Gather Sand - Vibrava has higher priority when scavenging Energy cards.
C: Grind - 10x
This attack does 10 damage times the number of Energy attached to Vibrava
Your hand is:
1. Gardevoir Lv X
2. Grass Energy
3. Rainbow Energy - Provides any Energy type to any Pokémon. Does 10 damage to a Pokémon when attached.
You are in the group: Stage 2 Pokémon
You win if you outlive Onix and four Stage 2 Pokémon.
He was charged with a
Grass Energy, a
Lightning Energy, a
Water Energy, while carrying around a
Double Colorless Energy and a
Flygon Lv X.
Here is a picture of him when he was young(er):
The victorious
jumpluff and
RBG high five, with RBG quickly withdrawing because he burned his hands.
Congratulations!
Dear RB Golbat,
You are:
Ralts
Psychic, 60 HP
W: P
#: Future Sight - Choose a player, and you will get to see whether they can Evolve or Level Up.
P: Hypnoblast - 10
Target cannot attack during the next Turn.
Your hand is:
1. Flygon Lv X
2. Double Colorless Energy
3. Psychic Energy
You are in the group: Stage 2 Pokémon
You win if you outlive Chinchou and four Stage 2 Pokémon.
Or rather:
Gardevoir
Psychic, 110 HP
W: P
Power: Telepass - Gardevoir gets to see the hand of every Pokémon it does damage to.
PCC: Psychic Lock - 60
Choose up to three targets. All of your named targets are unable to use Pokémon Powers during the next Turn.
In fact, he went all the way!
Gardevoir lv X
Psychic, +20 HP
W: P
Power: Teleportation - Prevent all effects of attacks, excluding damage, done to Gardevoir Lv X.
PP: Bring Down - The Pokémon with the lowest remaining HP (excluding Gardevoir Lv X) is now Knocked Out.
RBG was in posession of just a
Psychic Energy.
And what about jumpluff?
Dear jumpluff,
You are:
Charmander
Fire, 60 HP
W: Water
C: Call for Friends - Choose a target. You will get to know this player's group.
FC: Steady Firebreathing - 20
Your hand is:
1. Donphan Prime
2. Double Colorless Energy
3. Fire Energy
You are in the group: Stage 2 Pokémon
You win if you outlive Luxray GL and four Stage 2 Pokémon.
Of course, she grew up as well.
Charizard
Fire, 140 HP
W: Water
R: Fighting
Body: Fire Formation - Charizard's attacks do 20 more damage for every Fire Pokémon in the game that isn't Knocked Out (excluding Charizard).
R: Fire Wing - 30
RRC: Burning Tail - 80
Return an Energy card attached to Charizard to your hand. You cannot attach this Energy card to Charizard next Turn.
jumpluff had two
Fire Energies and a
Lightning Energy.
Pokémon TCG Mafia has ended. Postgame will be up some time soon. Thanks for playing!