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Explain Yourself (NOT for new folks).

Since I've been around from 2005 onwards (most users will recognise me), I just figured I'd post some of my background here. I guess people that I've spoken to on msn/irc will know some if not most of this (meaning Doomsday/Mekkah/kholdstaire mainly).

I'm an 18 year old student from the Netherlands. I come from a middle-class background, I was born in the village where I also live now, but I've also resided in Canada from age 2 to 5. I learned to speak/read English as well as my native Dutch there, so I've been able to read two languages from a young age onwards (when we moved back, reading English is how I retained a knowledge of how to speak the language.) I am of 100% Dutch descent though; all my family is from the Netherlands. I've also studied French, German and Latin in school (I took finals in Latin.)

I have completed bilingual education, and I have an IB degree in English (not any other subjects, as I did not attend an international school, but was merely involved in the English aspect.) I continue to enjoy speaking English very much and I've always for some reason considered works in that language to be more pleasurable to read than works in my native Dutch.

I currently study Molecular Science and Technology, and am in my second year, majoring in chemical engineering. I don't know if I want to continue doing this for much longer, but it's my day-to-day occupation and I've always been a more scientifically/mathematically oriented type from basically the day I was born. I always showed a strong affinity for mathematics, numbers and arithmetic and differing scientific subjects (astronomy, natural history, chemistry mainly but also some other things.)

I used to play the guitar when I was young, and I did take music lessons, first general ones, and then guitar ones. I quit when I was 12, but music has always been a part of my life in some form or another; sometimes I regret quitting taking classes but I realise it's because I put too little effort in overall. I am a fanatic music listener and try to enjoy it as much as I can; I'm particularly a fan of progressive rock and various substyles of metal, although I also enjoy a lot of other bands. I guess at one point I went by this forum as the resident Nightwish addict, and Nightwish to this day continues to be one of my favourite bands.

Apart from my scientific and musical interests I'm also, surprisingly, a big fan of poetry and lately I've been enjoying writing poetry. During the later years of high school I started to really enjoy English literature classes, and I've become interested in poetry as a method of expressing emotions and also writing stories. I've always been more of a classically oriented-poet, using rhyme schemes and alliteration because I feel it adds depth and emphasis to my poetry. I don't actually read poetry much, but I really enjoy writing it and fucking around with it. I've also tried fiction but I find that unless it's a short story the strain of characterisation and subplots becomes far too complex for me to handle; I'm more interested in highlighting one or two personality aspects and poetry allows me to narrate in a short, limited setting.

Appearance-wise I am rather tall and lanky. I measure 1 metres and 93 centimetres (around 6'3"-6'4"), and weigh about 78 kg. My hair is naturally dark brown (and I don't dye it so it pretty much remains that.) It's darkened over the years actually, and it has ranged from milk white at a toddler's age and subsequently darkened since then. I have a slender build, and am extremely clumsy; I lack fine motor skills and am not able to perceive depth properly. This ensures my skills at day-to-day practical activities are less than most people's, and I tend to require more time and intense training to be able to perform them as well as most people (screwing in a lightbulb would take me three times the time normal people would, and I don't have the strength or ability to carry really heavy loads such as sofas/wardrobes.)

I have blue eyes and great eyesight, but one of the only times I ever was in hospital was actually to undergo eye surgery when I was one and a half years old. I suffered from seeing cross-eyed and I had a lazy eye; this was corrected but since then I lack depth perception. However, my actual eyesight has not suffered. Apart from that I have only ever sustained one single flesh wound when breaking a glass window at six. I am almost never ill or injured despite my clumsiness, which is miraculous considering I could have really done far more damage than I actually have.

I've met one person from Smogon (Mekkah).
 
I don't think I remember ever introducing myself properly to Smogon. However, I might aswell explain myself now!

I'm a 17 year old Male from England. My date of birth: July the 9th, 1990. My features: 5' 10", 180 pounds, fair hair with Blue eyes. I was born in Manchester, where I moved to Huddersfield at a young age. My family is well supported, financially, which has carried me through early life pretty smoothly. Living with my dad and brother. Graduated in 2006, with decent grade results.

After school, I left to work as an electrical engineer, currently, working in a firm, Continental Sports, which manufacturers materials to assemble sports/gym equipment; trampolines, to provide schools, gyms and clubs with their needs for their sporting activities.

I take a particular interest in Football. I play for my local team, Slaithwaite, and I have done since my last year in school, who I played for aswell. I follow Manchester United, an English Football club, based at the Old Trafford stadium in Trafford, and is arguably the most popular football club in the world.

Socialising in the pub after a match is something I do alot. It's nearly the only thing I do. Have a few games of Pool/Snooker. Then, proceed to relax with familiy or come online.

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Must cut this short, thanks for reading.
 
Alright, here's the deal.

I'm sixteen (17 in may,) live in Los Angeles, and since I'm here, I'm obviously a pokemon player.

For the most part, I'm into geekier subcultures like Anime, gamer, collector, etc. Oddly enough, I have been told by several people that I am extremely attractive, if a bit eccentric. This is one of the main struggles I have with people. Due to my eccentric nature, I engage in a lot of avant garde stuff and frequently delve into my geekier pastimes. However, this tends to put people who aren't close friends. Do I do the stuff I enjoy behind closed doors, or do I not give a shit and be myself? For the most part, I do the latter, and oddly enough, that only serves to attract more people due to my confidence. I am, after all, a very charismatic person.

:)
 
Haha, I figure I'm younger than most of the members here, as I am a fifteen year old boy in Scotland, though I am American. I've enjoyed playing pokemon, though only recently (abotu a year ago) got into the competitive aspects of it. I decided to come to smogon so I could meet people who could help me, and maybe I could reciprocate.

I've moved around msot of my life, living in Norway before Scotland, and I kinda enjoy it :P I am a big fan of music, I play drums, sing, and a little guitar and piano. Unfortuneately for the pokemon part of me, I am not the best at maths, though I do love english. Writing is one of my biggest passions, and I hope to continue in it later in life. I decided to post this description of me earlier rather than later, becuase chances are, later on, I will not be as enthusiastic about pokemon as I am now.

Also, Basketball is one of the two sports I can actually play (the other one being badminton, however, nobody cares about badminton) and I consider myself average, I'm above average in height, but much below average in agressiveness, which hinders my overall ability to play on competitive teams.

The job I am aspiring to is pretty ambitious, though the idae of being one has always appealed to me. I always thought it'd be great to be a comedian, though as things have began to become more obvious, maybe a improv comedian or a comedic writer. Whatever it is, I want to do something in the entertainment business, as I strive to entertain. I love to be around people I know or don't know, I am very gregarious in my ways, though recently I have displeased many people with my humor, as much of it has become quite offense and off -color.

Thats me in a nutshell, there's probably alot more, and I would would love going into further detail, but, to be frank, at the moment, I honestly cannot be arsed to do so :D
 
I am currently 15 years old. I was never popular at my school. Mostly because when I was younger I knew I was smarter than everyone else in my class, and acted as such. I also acted slightly weird. I have always felt socially awkward. I am not sure whether I am anti-social, or whether I have some other problem. I have a few close friends who I am very talkative too (most likely to the point of annoyance at times), but with some of the kids I dont know, or around new people from outside of school I really just close up. I am also very self-conscience about myself.

I still mumble around people I dont know if they talk to me, and I really wish I could be more confident in myself. So that explains me socially.

Now despite what some of you may think, I am actually very bright. I have always been highly inquisitive, and I have breezed through schoolwork all my life. The only subject I remotly have trouble with is math. Now I actually hold an A- average now. Mostly due to my laziness, which causes me to not do homework, and the fact that one of my teachers grades our notebooks, and I never take notes (which if I get an A I dont understand why I need to take notes).

The reason I may come off as stupid to some people is, because I say stupid things, or make stupid jokes. This is mostly again due to my social awkwardness.

I am currently interested in both the fields of Biology, and Business. I am not sure which will be my major by college, but I am leaning more towards Business. I also love animals, so animal biology might also become on of my interests.

I love video games, and I am a pretty decent gamer. I have enjoyed many games, the most recent being: Brawl, Mass Effect, Bioshock, Halo3, Guitar Hero 3, Legend of Zelda TLP, Call of Duty4, Pokemon (obviously), as well as a few other lesser known titles.
I am pretty fond of RPG/Shooter games so Mass Effect was one of my favorites.

My "sport" is cross country. I was never really skilled athletically, but cross country is one of the few things I can do well.

I actually like most of the people here on smogon, despite whether they like me or not.

I will probably edit this post later with some more (hopefully more positive) things... but that is all I have to say for now.
 
My name is Ed and i'm a 20 year old College Student over in Southern California. My background is mainly Latin European on my mother's side and Argentinean on my father's.

I love music with a passion which makes it that much more of a pity that i don't have a shred of musical talent in me. I enjoy local indie bands as well as electronica and trance. There is very little that i've experienced in my life that is more fun than being at a live concert at the pit between the blaring speakers with a band you love eight feet in front of you.

I used to work as a shift manager at Blockbuster Video so during my time there, i became a connoisseur of horrible b-list movies. My friends and I would have a tradition back in high school where we'd meet up every friday night to watch what we considered the worst movies we could find and then play pool and maybe some drinking games. This changed when my friends moved away from home to go to college. So far Manos: The Hands of Fate and Zardoz have been the worst.

I blame World of Warcraft and my lack of self-control on my deteriorating GPA but i've kinda quit until the next expansion. I log on from time to time to talk to friends i've made (and met). My guild (Cobra Commandos) has been the first instance in my gaming career that has felt like a second family to me. For starters, it was the first time where everyone was on a first-name basis with each other instead of using their online aliases. We have Fathers, Sons, Mothers, Daughters, Cousins, Brothers, Sisters and IRL friends in this group which only adds to it's value to me.

I played the Blue Version of Pokemon back in the stone age and i even went to a couple tournaments, notably the tourney on the Queen Mary cruise ship. Though that was back in the day where Psychic types had a stranglehold on the competitive battling scene so it wasn't that big of a deal. I later bought the Gold version which i still feel was the more "complete" incarnation of Pokemon to date due to it's inclusion of the older Kanto region which caused a wave of nostalgia to roll over me. Half a decade later or so, i bought a Nintendo DS and the Diamond Version of Pokemon and have been very impressed. The addition of Natures and EVs along with all the breeding possibilities brings a whole dimension to competetive battling. Though i fully embrace power-breeding and the exploitation of Natures, i'm still iffy on using EVs as it seem too tedious and "hardcore" for a game that was so simple at it's conception.

Oh and I'm a wicked SSBB player so i'll have to share with you guys my FC so we can both blame the latency for our respective losses.

Au Revoir
 
Well first off, my name is Sean. I am currently 18 years old, soon to be 19 in June. I was originally born and raised in New Orleans, Louisiana. I just recently moved to Lake City, Florida because my father and I didn't quite see eye to eye, so I moved out. I currently live with my mother and my two younger brothers. I graduated from high school last year in May. I didn't immediately start college after high school because for one I wasn't sure which school I wanted to attend, and for two, I really wasn't in the position (financially) that I would have liked to be at. So I decided to take a year off from school in order to get myself on the right track, mentally and financially. I plan to start at Savannah College of Art and Design in September for the fall semester, and will be majoring in Game Development.

I would say growing up in New Orleans wasn't the most difficult challenge I've faced, but it did have its ups and downs. As a child, I really didn't have to many friends to really hang out with because I was a real sickly child and for that I was sheltered a lot by my parents. Also, the area I was living in really wasn't the best environment for children to really be outside. All in all, I have some really great and unforgettable memories from there, but also some really disheartening memories that I wish I could forget about as well.

As far as my personality goes, I'm kinda the quiet type at first, but then as I get to know you, I tend to open up and show more of myself to you. I'm pretty laid back and I don't let a lot of things really bother me, I merely just brush it off my shoulders most of the time. But I do have a short tolerance level for stupidity and immatureness, and will be quick to tell about yourself if you cross my line. Many of my friends have told me that I am very sarcastic (but in a nice way) whatever that means. Also, if you ever met me in real life, 85 percent of time, you will probably see me with a smile on my face or laughing at something.

In my spare time, if I'm not working at the nursing home, I'm pretty much on the computer, doing something productive, like working on my book, talking with friends, or finding new artist and songs for my ipod. I'm a huge music lover. I listen to almost about everything there is out there to listen to (Country, Rap, R&B, Rock, Alternative, Techno, Jpop, Gaming Music, Instrumental, Pop, and the list could go on.) And if I'm not doing that, I'm usually playing some type of video game or watching some type of anime, I hardly ever watch TV nowadays because I really don't have a interest in it anymore. I also work out around the lake that's near my house. I'm not in the best shape but I'm not in the worst either. I'm definitely working on it.

For the future, I plan to work for some well known gaming company, until I'm able to stand on my own two feet so that I can branch off from them and hopefully start my own company. I also hope to have my book finished and published for the viewing public in the next couple of years.

And sorry if this is really lengthy, I had a lot to say. :D
 
Hello everyone. The name's Edward. I'm a 15 year old guy soon to be 16 in like 3 weeks. I was born in Los Angeles, California and from then on began the story of my life. I've lived most of my life in LA barring a few years. I moved to Mexico for 3 years and completely forgot English. Life in Mexico was freakin' great. I lived like 10 feet away from the beach and that was awsome. I would go fishing with my grandfather whenever he would go. I miss those days with my grandfather.

After spending some time in Mexico, it was hell. I had to relearn English all over again. Hell, I remember crying once because it seemed so hard. Elementary was great once I got English down. I was always the smart one in class. I had very few friends in elementary since I was the quiet type. Anyone here ever play marbles? Those were the good ol' days. Card games were pretty awsome in this part of my life. Once I left elementary school I became paranoid about middle school. Middle school was like this new world to me.

Middle school was hell until 8th grade. The first two years were really horrible. I was always an outcast in class. I was pretty anti-social until 8th grade. I met some of my best friends in 8th and that year was the best so far in my life. Eighth grade was also the year I started my academic record of straight A's. I started to become more social in 8th and I started to express myself a bit more openly. I let my hair grow because I felt like the philosopher type of people. After 8th, I became a bit paranoid once again. Reason: High School.

I became a bit quiet once I started 9th grade. Eventually, I met new people and I'm glad I met them. I also got my first girlfriend in 9th and I was kind of new to this and didn't know what to do. That relationship was a disaster. Ninth grade was pretty cool. Today I'm in 10th grade. I was never a well-known person until 10th grade. Most people in my classes recognize me as "The Smart Guy". Well, I guess that's it about my life.

One thing I hate are elitists. I hate people who think they are better than you. In other words, they're all talk. I'm not an open guy but if you get me started on something I won't stop until I say everything on my mind. I'm a pretty easy going guy. I don't like conflicts. Well, I don't like to fight. I would rather try to solve something with words before I solve it with my fists. All in all, I'm a pretty smart guy. I'm average when it comes to sports. My favorite sport would have to be tennis. I don't like it when people don't try their best. I think suicidal people are just cowards since they can't handle problems.

On this side of my life, I love to play video games. I started playing pokemon when I got my Blue version. I always picked Charmander. I like RPG games like Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, Final Fantasy, etc. I also like to play Guitar Hero and that's about it. I listen to any type of music except rap or hip hop. Fuck the lyrics to some rap songs. All they talk about is sex and asses. Well, I guess that's about it for now.

I plan to become a math professor or an engineer. I believe I'll go far in life since I don't know. It's just a feeling. I've always loved math and if I can't become a professor or engineer, I would love to be a psychologist. I've always liked helping with people's problems. Also I would like to dwell into the mind of people.

Thank you and good night.
 
Me, Yes, this is me.

Name's Austin and I'm a freshman at the University of Georgia. For those of you who don't know, it's located in an awesome college town called Athens, and I'm a huge Bulldog fan. I live for nights downtown and football season. It's funny though, my dad and my grandfather went to Auburn, which is a big rival university, but here I am nonetheless.

I'm a huge nerd, and I always have been. I look for valuable coupons, and I'm a random trivia buff. My friends and I frequently watch shows like Cash Cab and Who Wants to be a Millionaire on GSN (great channel btw) and scream answers at the television screen on a regular basis. As for other television programming, I'm a giant food fanatic, so naturally I watch 75% of what's on Food Network.

To be posting in this thread, on this website, it's probably obvious that I enjoy Pokemon a lot, but that's an understatement. I'm a huge advocate for the games, and will always sit around and argue with people who either:
A) Claim Pokemon is for little kids and it's a dumb game
B) Think they know a thing or two about video games and say Pokemon is simple and childish
C) People who say they played Pokemon when they were little, but the first generation was the best and all the new ones suck and are too confusing

I've convinced teachers at elementary schools that Pokemon is great for logical thinking practice, thinking ahead, and even some basic math here and there. That is, assuming the kids aren't picking a starter, use that as their only Pokemon, get lost in a cave, over level, and use that the rest of the time.

If anyone knows where my user name comes from, you'll be in the best of my graces. If not, it's a Red Hot Chili Peppers song (from the album Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magik) and they are my favorite band of all time. Listening to Californication for the first time made me switch from mainstream pop music to the world of rock and roll when I was about 10 years old.

Finally, I don't mean to make a shameless plug, but I am an avid user of facebook, and if anyone wants to be friends and get to know me better there (there's even more info on my profile and pix are always great, right?) feel free to PM me and I'll give you my full name.

Well, that's me in a few hundred words!
 
Well finally time to do one of these!

I'm an Indian male coming out of the metro (born in New York, currently in New Jersey). I am 17 years old, currently a senior in high school. Early life was pretty rough living in Queens. My parents moved to America about 2 years before they had me, and growing up was pretty rough with them trying to sustain an acceptable standard of living. Probably the fact that I am most proud of is how my parents went from having nothing to making an average income of $150,000 present-day (not to sound braggadocios, just something that I am happy to say). I guess you can say that growing up in semi-poverty has changed my outlook on life.

I have always been an ambitious and competitive person. It is my nature, whether it be in sports, school, or Pokemon. Particularly school, I have always strived to maintain that 4.3 GPA, and be considered one of the "smart kids". Although I haven't achieved that ideal dream to the t, I think that I have lived up to the pressure I put on myself.

So any senior in high school would be a fool to not talk about colleges. All of my personal pressure and stress has payed off, as I have been accepted to colleges that I wouldn't dream of even being able to attend early in my life. I was accepted to Stanford, University of Chicago, and Rutgers, and will be attending Rutgers. Now I know you are probably thinking what the fuck, but several important reasons go behind my decision in attending Rutgers. Primarily, my parents are getting up there in age, and I feel that going far away would jeopardize their health, and I cannot leave their health in the full responsibility of my younger sister. Secondly, I did not want to migrate far from home. My family and friends are all local, and leaving them would be difficult for me personally. As I said, I am an ambitious person, and simply getting into those top-tier universities was good enough for me!

As of now, this is incredibly boring. Lets get to the interesting stuff!

I play basketball for the high school team. I've always loved the sport, and will continue to play it recreationally (if not in college). I enjoy video games as well, particularly the GTA series (I've always enjoyed the storyline, not the violence lol). Music is particularly R&B and some rap, but for the most part, I listen to anything as long as it isn't country.

I am a party animal. You probably wouldn't believe that from reading this boring mess, but any social gathering or party, and you are bound to find me there. I'm a very social person, and I love getting to know people. Whether it be simply hanging out with a few friends, or going full out at a friend's house, I am always game and lively. I guess it's the thing that I value most, the fact that everyone has only one life to live, and to make the best of each day.

Oh yeah, almost forgot, I plan to major in Finance or Business Management. I hope to one day reimburse my parents for all they have done for me, as words cannot describe how much they have bolstered my chance to survive in this world. I am not particularly fond of the future, as I do not know what it holds for me, but taking it one day at a time will hopefully lead me to what life holds...
 
I don't want to give too much about myself away...

As of right now, I'm 15 years old, and I'm a boy. I lose it when I get too angry, so I'm always nervous about playing online in video games (that goes esepcially for Pokemon, since it has quite a lot of things that are luck-based, such as those ever-annoying or useful critical hits and getting frozen), which is why I rarely go out and actually battle.

I was voted as being "most creative" in middle school, and that's what I'm trying to get voted as in high school. The reason is because of my love of making comic strips, making something people see as being "different" and "cool" in Pokemon (rap artist Pikachu, yay!), and (in no small part) being entertaining in class and getting away with it. I'm now stretching out to new things, such as trying to find new movesets for Pokemon (I made an Agility sweeper Hitmontop holding a life orb, and a "looks good on paper but isn't actually that good" flame orb wall moveset for Milotic), the way I eat cookies (eating them like you would eat stake, cutting it like pizza, etc.), and making an RPG on RPG Maker XP at a friend's house.

I have (VERY) high-functioning autism. Over many years, I have transformed from what you'd probably expect an autistic child to be to someone that's as close to being normal as you can possibly be with something like it. That makes me an obvious target for autism awareness and a best-case scenerio for an autistic child's outcome. It's flattering and a little embarassing at the same time that I was able to be in an audition for some website for parents of autistic children.

I also make very good pieces of artwork.

In Pokemon, everyone knows me as "that one guy with the horrid luck but is good otherwise." Honesty, you might not see me as being a good player, but that's just because I want to do something different and stick more UUs and BLs into my teams. And because of my bad luck. DEFINATELY my bad luck...

So yeah, that's me in a forum post.
 
Hmm well I'm 15. Been playing video games for a while (since I was eight or so). I'm asian in real life :D.

I play club basketball and run Cross Country / Track (5:06 mile PR). I'm pretty random and weird..love sports and music. (classical rock, R&B). Also nerdy lol...4.5 GPA (Asian, so what do you expect?) My forte is writing, and that's what I want to do when I grow up.

My beliefs are agnostic. I believe in possibilities. Otherwise, I lean toward being an optimist (but can be very pessimistic sometimes). The better you know me, the more stupid I get. My friends all thought I was a genius until they actually became friends with me. I act mucho retarded sometimes.

Like art, writing, etc. Also play MMORPG's (or used to). I really hate sitting around for too long though, which is why I love sports. That's it (kinda hard to describe myself online)
 
Yo, I'm a 15 year old generic white male teenager. 5-10, 200 pounds, I'm pretty overweight. Duh, I'm a nerd. I was born in Long Beach, CA and immediately moved to my current place of residence in rural Wisconsin. As you would guess, there's jack shit to do here, so from an early age my brothers got me into gaming.

I'm a pretty messed up person, actually. I've been expelled from a school for disagreeing with the admin's policies (much like some of my stuff on Smogon 0_o). My personality, depending on what medicine I've been prescribed, is generally cynical and sarcasm-oriented. A lot like Dr. Cox, really, well except without the physical violence. I'm a pacifist.

Lately I've been more confident, and for good reason: I'm pretty damn smart. There's no way you'd get that from my posts, as I have a tendency to suck at logic in general, but the one constant in my whole life is that I've been constantly smarter than most of my peers. I really don't mean to be this cocky, but I'm 15 and entering my second year of college classes.

Though, of course, I'm not a genius. I suck at logical thinking; I'm honestly so consistently bad at chess that it's kind of scary. This ultimate flaw of mine extends through a lot of my life; it leads me to taking bad decisions all too often and in general being irrational. I can compensate with my intelligence to a certain extent. That's why I've pretty much memorized every DP analysis, can run damage calcs in my head, and other crazy stuff.

If something isn't right, I go out of my way to try and get it fixed. This goes from my school's rules (see: expulsion) to Shoddy policy. Everything must have a reason that makes sense to me, or it's stupid. At least, that's what my instinct runs on.

Oh, yeah, back to me as a person. I'm currently a member of an FRC Robotics team (#1714 if you want to look it up), after merging my FTC robotics team with them. I ride a scooter; though I'm not as good as many freestyle kick scooter riders, it's something I enjoy and I figure that Pokémon will already stop me from getting laid anyway. Other than math and Nintendo stuff... I cant' think of any other interests

I started doing competitive battling thanks to a member of GameWinners named Linux Pingu, whom I know in real life. From there, I went to Smogon because the GW competitive battle community is about as big as.... something very small. From there, I spent the summer memorizing everything about Pokémon that I possibly could in order to get better. Not I think I have it somewhat down.

Religion: I'm an atheist. Basically I had to read the Bible in order to be confirmed when I was 11... I put it down and said "this is bullshit". Seriously, there's more than one creation story, there's 614 ridiculous OT laws I have to follow... fuck that.
 
My name is Shaozhe (rhymes with Bowser) and I am a 21 year old economics graduate. I was born in Dazhu, China, and emigrated to England aged 5; where I have lived ever since. Consequently, I am culturally British, though I understand and hold (some) Chinese values.

I will likely work for PriceWaterHouseCoopers from April 2009. The future is not something that I worry about, because I have confidence in my abilities, and things have a way of working out. Online, I am usually reserved, but amongst friends (and in real life), I am extremely talkative with a dry sense of humour. I am intuitive and a quick learner, with a knack for reading between the lines and noticing what is not said. I have a laissez-faire attitude and therefore am rarely phased by anything. I look at the world from my own perspective and my philosophy to life is simple; it would be dull if life were easy.

Aside from Pokemon, my favourite games are Mario Kart DS, Red Alert 2, Bookworm Adventures and Streets of Rage 2. I enjoy friendly banter, card games (bridge, poker and myriad complex Chinese games), cricket and cooking. British poprock and classical music comprise the bulk of my musical diet. The natural world fascinates me, Sir David Attenborough being my hero, and I have always been keen on science. Game/decision theory is another of my intellectual interests.

I am atheist, pragmatic, naturally competitive and a perfectionist at heart. As for motivation, money works to an extent. However, if you strip away all the background noise; business, life and everything else is built upon foundations of relationships and friendships. Ultimately, these are what I prize most.

Deleted my old post. The above is accurate as of 24/06/2008.
 
Currently a 17 year old white male, 5'10'' and 155lbs, mostly muscle now, I started working out last year and can lift at least 100lbs with most of my major muscles. Generally, I'm a manipulative cynical dickhead know it all, but well liked because I pull it off so well.

Born into a middle class family, as the son of two retail managers, I've never known great wealth yet have never missed a meal. I was a disobedient wretch of a child until around Freshman year. I went into kindergarten and first grade as the teacher's worst nightmare, they absolutely hated dealing with me because I was ahead of the class and argued every fucking detail with them just to be a little dick. I knew my multiplication tables before second grade, so I took a test and got moved up into hi-cap classes. Hi-cap was a program for gifted children, but somewhat sequestered away from the normal kids. Most of the kids there were (BAN ME PLEASE) and I let them all know it every waking moment. I had a lot of pokemon cards but I was shit at the card game, but I made up for it by being the best kid at red/blue version in the entire school. Of course, most of the people there used UBER AMAZING teams of Blastoise/Charizard/Venusaur/Pidgeot/Raichu/Alakazam, I ran Alakazam/Starmie/Chansey/Rhydon/Dragonite/Jolteon and pretty much dominated. Our school rules were simple, no legendaries (including Snorlax) and no sleep moves other than rest.

Then came 5th grade, I failed the test to continue on in hi-cap by a few points because it was timed. I was devastated and felt dumb, but was relieved that I could get away from those (BAN ME PLEASE) at the same time. 6th grade was alright, I had old friends and such from before hi-cap that I knew well and neighbor kids to keep me company. A lot of them moved away or had no classes with me in 7/8th grade so those years sucked dick. Pokemon was nonexistent for me at this time, you know the whole 'im a big boy now i don't play little kid games!11' phase.

Freshman year, I picked a new school over the grossly overcrowded main high school (over 3,000 kids on one campus, its insane). I prefer a smaller learning environment and a lot of the kids that I knew were going to the main school were (BAN ME PLEASE). The other alternative school was the bad kind of alternative school full of teenmommies and minorities. I had a few friends coming over, but for the most part it was a fresh start. I was generally a little nerdy (BAN ME PLEASE) beta male in middle school. I reforged my image into a big nerdy asshole. I'm funny and articulate enough to pull it off without rubbing anyone wrong. Coming up on senior year now, I have a wide spread of friends and decent enough grades (though an F and a few C's in freshman year has pulled my GPA down to around 3.4-5ish). I got my ACT scores in the mail today and hit all benchmarks except for math, with 95%+ in all reading and writing categories. As far as future career options go, I'm looking into Journalism. I enjoy expository writing, if I didn't I certainly wouldn't be taking the time to tell a bunch of pokemon playing nerds my life story! As to how I got here: I picked pokemon back up last year with Diamond and couldn't put it down.


As a rule of thumb, nobody who I am not highly familiar with ever hears my true and whole political, religious, social, or any other beliefs of mine. It creates animosity (I am somewhat conservative compared to most people my age, without being a christfag zealot) early on in a relationship which isn't good. Once I know them and they know me fairly well, I am generally able to impact their beliefs and reveal mine while maintaining a good friendship.

I'll sum up my beliefs in a few words:
Deist leaning Agnostic
Soft-core Libertarian
Pro individual rights in all areas
 
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