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the puppy game is frickin' terribly hard.
actually, im playing right now.
i was on the level where the puppy goes behind the gun and i right clicked. then i got off without shooting the puppy. =D
 
heh, not shooting puppies was interesting
I posted this game a while back, but no one seemed to notice...
LineRider
I'm sure most of you have played it, or at least heard of it. You draw a line and have a guy ride a sled down it. It's like SnowLine, except this is the original idea (as far as I know.) And there's no presents or anything, just lines. Oh, and glitches. Really really cool glitches. :P
 
You should try some of the other 5R games then. Cheer Up the Chatbot is one I just can't win :(
 
Cheer Up Chatbot requires a team effort.

"Wait,what do you mean 'a team?'"

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I figured out he was a human :P
Apparently it randomly pairs people and switches them every so often.
The real challenge is to get the other person to cheer up the chatbot.
 
Warlords is great but I'm stuck on the high 80% difficulties, since the Human Alliance's dudes (Demon's aswell) get really hard to take down. Any tips? My race is Trolls BTW
 
Warlords is great but I'm stuck on the high 80% difficulties, since the Human Alliance's dudes (Demon's aswell) get really hard to take down. Any tips? My race is Trolls BTW
The general strategy that always works unless the demons send two spear masters in a row with archer support is:

Get some swordmen going, and in clumps.
Support them with spearmen (they will catch up and their attacks will overlap)
Support that clump with TONS (like, produce them as fast as possible) of archers. They are so damn broken. Again, use clumps of units.
Although it takes forever and a say, save up for your rush on the mountain trolls. Unleash it and you basically get a "rape your opponent" card handed to you. Back them up with a few archers where the enemy defends heavily and they should be alright. Though a few may die if you're on the final levels (90%s). Right when your trolls have freed up a row or two, get scouts going. This is the key to winning. Spam scouts in every open row and you should get almost all of them through.

That's for offense. For defense:

Swordmen. No archers at all, as you need units that have some girth to them. All you're trying to do is stall till you can get a few units going and eventually your rush of mountain trolls. If you're in a panic, here's a simple sequence of unit production that will get you out of most situations:
1. Swordmen
2. Swordmen OR Spearman (preference)
3. Spearman
4. Spearman
5. Repeat
 
Warlords is great but I'm stuck on the high 80% difficulties, since the Human Alliance's dudes (Demon's aswell) get really hard to take down. Any tips? My race is Trolls BTW

I find an exellent way of comfortably beating demons (although I beat them early, when they were 60s). All I did was building Mountain trolls (and mages if they build mages)and not patch up leaks with weak units. This way your opponent will never get a charge and you will be able to send 2/3 waves in one game. Get some runners behind the charge and you can win before time runs out.

Also I started playing the hardest maps as soon as I can afford mountain trolls so the difficulty in a particular map doesn't get too high.
 
fancy pants is really great, i really think it would be marketable as a real game with a little gameplay tweaking
 

1) Call Swordsman in one row.
2) Call Swordsman in the same row.
3) repeat ad nauseum
* Use Halberdiers for Undead instead.

Alternatively, spam your race's unique unit if they're good. Whirlers, Rangers, Flailers, King's Guards are all good. (Trolls take too long to recharge, the rest aren't that great.) Feel free to throw a Horseman into rows of archers. Use charges on your strongest unit (a Horseman unit or your race's unique, depending).

Grats, you beat Warlords.
 
Ladies and gentlemen.

I present to you, 1-D Tetris

Truly, a challenging game which will try not only both your patience, but the amount of time your computer runs before auto shutting down.

I'm at 2 736 000 right now. Going for a high score.
 
Ladies and gentlemen.

I present to you, 1-D Tetris

Truly, a challenging game which will try not only both your patience, but the amount of time your computer runs before auto shutting down.

I'm at 2 736 000 right now. Going for a high score.
I guess I'll leave the tab open while I'm surfing and see where my score is then. A game that I don't even have to play to win? Yes please. XD

EDIT: Fuck it. It's pointless.
 
On the plus side, after leaving it on for nearly a day, I managed to get a high score.

I meant to leave it on longer but it somehow went to the high score screen.
 
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