Multifaction/FFA Genius Game - Grand Final - Main Match 3 (Draft Mafia)

apricity

Mafia Champion
The time for debate is over. We need to stop talking and start acting. Better yet, we need to make UncleSam pay for his crimes against humanity. As is customary for a letter of this sort, I will now offer up paper and ink anent the phylogeny of UncleSam's lusk tricks in order to make the point that UncleSam has written more than his fair share of lengthy, overworded, pseudo-intellectual tripe. In all such instances he conveniently overlooks the fact that he acts as if he were King of the World. This hauteur is astonishing, staggering, and mind-boggling.

UncleSam deeply believes that everyone who is bringing fresh leadership and even-handed tolerance to the present controversy has a dark, ulterior motive for doing so. It may suit his world view to assume that the intentions of his opponents are malicious, but unless UncleSam can read minds, it's difficult to impossible for anyone to verify that assumption. Hence, let me make the counterproposal that the reality is that if you think that this is humorous or exaggerated, you're wrong. Ironically, he frequently avers his support of democracy and his love of freedom. But one need only look at what he is doing—as opposed to what he is saying—to understand his true aims. For a variety of reasons, some strategic, some ideological, some attitudinal, and all of them wrong, misinformed ranters peddle the snake oil of silly misoneism. In any case, there is something in the way of “natural law” that can be stated awkwardly as follows: “UncleSam should just exercise some common sense and some common decency.” Please do not quote me on that. Instead, work it into a better natural law and enunciate it in clearer and more concise terms. It is immaterial who is credited with the words; the objective is to defend with dedication and ferocity the very rights that UncleSam so desperately wants to abolish.

UncleSam's opinion is that those who disagree with him should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve. Of course, opinions are like sphincters: we all have them. So let me tell you my opinion. My opinion is that UncleSam defines “truth” as “whatever promotes blackguardism”. I explained the reason for that just a moment ago. If you don't mind, though, I'll go ahead and explain it again. To begin with, he asserts that he has the mandate of Heaven to place stumbling blocks in front of those of us who seek value and fulfilment in our personal and professional lives. This assertion is merely a belief, a belief unsupported by anything approaching a strong, clear body of historically documented evidence. In fact, most existing evidence suggests to the contrary that if history follows its course, it should be evident that if you're not part of the solution then you're part of the problem.

As will become apparent in a lustrum or two, it is immature and stupid of UncleSam to create widespread hysteria. It would be mature and intelligent, however, to fight the warped, distorted, misshapen, unwholesome monstrosity that his nostrums have become, and that's why I say that he must have a severe case of attention-deficit disorder. Otherwise, he would have realized that a friend of mine once made an honest and accurate effort to connect UncleSam's current campaign of national destruction with his previous attempts to introduce, cultivate, and encourage moral rot. My friend's effort was entirely and completely based on fact. Nevertheless, when UncleSam heard about it, he went after my friend, which is not too surprising given that UncleSam managed to convince a bunch of the worst sorts of mumpish, unhinged smatchets there are to help him rob, steal, cheat, and murder. What was the quid pro quo there? Before you reply, ask yourself a simple, stupid question: How big of a chunk has been excised from UncleSam's cerebral cortex for him to think that the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions? While that question may not be as profound as “What's the meaning of life?” or “Is there a God?”, far too many people tolerate UncleSam's suggestions as long as they're presented in small, seemingly harmless doses. What these people fail to realize, however, is that UncleSam says it is within his legal right to bask in the shameless shine of imperialism. Whether or not he indeed has such a right, no matter how bad you think UncleSam's hatchet jobs are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think.

UncleSam wants nothing less than to burn his nemeses at the stake, hence his repeated, almost hypnotic, insistence on the importance of his loquacious prognoses. He asserts that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. What planet is he from? The planet Pot-valiant? No, don't guess; this isn't audience participation day. I'll just tell you. But before I do, you should note that as our society continues to unravel, more and more people will be grasping for straws, grasping for something to hold onto, grasping for something that promises to give them the sense of security and certainty that they so desperately need. These are the kinds of people UncleSam preys upon. He might not remember this, but I once tried explaining to him that it is almost impossible for him to be truthful on a consistent basis. UncleSam responded with the counterproductive remark that the government should be beholden to special interests, campaign donors, and lobbyists. Alas, arguments based on mythology have no business in a serious conversation, which is why I insist that UncleSam's grand plan is to relegate persons to the status of things. I'm sure Mao Tse Tung would approve. In any case, UncleSam has stated that Elvis is alive and well and living in Tweed, Ontario. One clear inference from that statement—an inference that is never really disavowed—is that the more paperasserie and bureaucracy we have to endure, the better. Now that's just myopic. To sum it all up, we can't just sit around and do nothing.
 

UncleSam

Leading this village
is a Forum Moderator Alumnus
Sheet with results: Here.

Final placements (current garnets):
6th: Caffeineboost (15)
5th: LightWolf (4)
4th: Apricity (23)
3rd: zorbees (resigned since the game was over for him) (20)
2nd: DLE: (Agreed to resign for Blazade) (19)
1st: Blazade (17)

CaffeineBoost select a competitor for the death match.
 

HeaLnDeaL

Creepy laughter because your friend looks dumb
is an Artistis a Forum Moderator Alumnusis a CAP Contributor Alumnus
Caf beat zorbs in a DeathMatch with weird and unclear rules.


zorbees
Today at 1:35 PM


@HeaLnReveaL can u host for us


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:37 PM

Gonna get some paper


HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:39 PM


hi



pass me the docs


zorbeesToday at 1:40 PM

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1d12ceq3_uyedBGdW2bua1qdpyeDX5qgdFfALQ5PYxLc/edit

Google Docs
Genius Game - Deathmatches
General Notes The two participants in each death match may agree to any death match that has not yet been played between themselves. If they are unable to come to an agreement, they may each ban a varying number of death matches (3 each while 10+ remain, 2 each while 7+ remai...


we're playing 1 survives


HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:43 PM


okay I think I understand it, gonna get paper and shit



honestly this doesn't look like a challenge that even needs a host, but I can just watch and verify stuff


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:44 PM

Btw something I noticed in the logs, cards with boosts have their boosts announced


not before the round


but if they're played


so if I boost a 3 by 2 for example


you don't announce it at the start iirc


but when I play it


zorbeesToday at 1:44 PM

you need to host because we have to submit our stuff privately


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:44 PM

you say I played 3 +2


HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:45 PM


okie



ready when you guys are


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:45 PM

Shall we begin then Zorbees?


zorbeesToday at 1:45 PM

sent my first one


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:45 PM

Best of luck.


zorbeesToday at 1:46 PM

u2 m8


HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:46 PM


k I have both numbers... I reveal both and who played, right?


zorbeesToday at 1:46 PM

yea


HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:47 PM


zorb played 3, caff played 4.



caff gets 3 and 4 in his discard



zorb plays 1, caf plays 2. caff gets 1 and 2 in his discard.


zorbeesToday at 1:49 PM

they go to emergency pile


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:49 PM

Yeah emergency pile


HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:50 PM


I thought that's only if 1 beats 5?


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:50 PM

Zorbees needs to win one of the next 2 rounds


zorbeesToday at 1:50 PM

no its whenever 1 loses


if 1 beats 5 you just kepe them


HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:50 PM


okie



1 and 2 are in EP



is there supposed to be any time limits for turns?


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:52 PM

None in the rules.



Da Letter ElToday at 1:52 PM

not officially


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:52 PM

I won't be ridiculous dw


zorbeesToday at 1:52 PM

imo just host discretion


HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:52 PM


more than 2 minutes and I'll go REEEEEEE



caff played 3, zorb played 4+2. zorb gets 4 and 3 to his discard... and the 1 and 2 from EP? idk(edited)


Da Letter ElToday at 1:53 PM

yes


zorbeesToday at 1:53 PM

4 and 3 in discard


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:53 PM

wait


he shouldn't have a boost


Da Letter ElToday at 1:54 PM

he does


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:54 PM

I lose anyway


Da Letter ElToday at 1:54 PM

what do you mean


zorbeesToday at 1:54 PM

why cant i have a boost


it just started


nobody used any yet

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CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:55 PM

We apply boosts during this round?


Didn't know that.


zorbeesToday at 1:55 PM

every round

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HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:55 PM


my understanding of rules are boosts can be used and re-applied every round


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:55 PM

Alright then


HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:57 PM


caf played 1, zorbs 2. 1 and 2 to EP.



can you apply the +2 and +1 to the same number?


zorbeesToday at 1:58 PM

no


i dont think so at least


its not explicitly stated but i dont think u can

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CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:59 PM

It doesn't say that you can't.


zorbeesToday at 1:59 PM

im fine with ruling it either way


HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:59 PM


k, caff 5+2, zorb 5+1, caff wins...



caff gets 5, 5, 1 and 2 from EP?


zorbeesToday at 1:59 PM

yeah


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:59 PM

5+2+1


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:00 PM


if I've done this correctly, zorb has 4, 3, 2, 1 and caff has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5 for next round?


zorbeesToday at 2:00 PM

yep


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:01 PM


kk lesgo


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:02 PM

Are we gonna allow double boosting?


Because according to the rules, it is allowed.


zorbeesToday at 2:02 PM

im fine with allowing it


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:03 PM


both played 2, both get a 2 in discard


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:03 PM

Sorry for being that guy btw


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:05 PM


zorbees played 3+2, caf played 3, zorb gets both 3s in his discard



both played 4+1, both 4s go into their player's discard



zorb played 1, caf played 1 + 2


Da Letter ElToday at 2:07 PM

lol


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:07 PM


idk wut happens here

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Da Letter ElToday at 2:08 PM

nah it goes to emergency


since the 1 lost

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HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:08 PM


2 1s in emergency?


Da Letter ElToday at 2:08 PM

yes


i think


?


this seems


weird


since the 1 is the like


mechanic to lose


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:08 PM


ye


zorbeesToday at 2:08 PM

yeah idk


Da Letter ElToday at 2:08 PM

i will


text sam

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Da Letter ElToday at 2:09 PM

ties do not end that counter


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:09 PM

While you text


I shall piss


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:10 PM


so if zorb doesn't win one of next two hands, caff wins? but if zorb does win of next 2, then uh he gets both 1s and then caff loses his... lose condition?



from my tally, zorb has 2, 3, 3, 4 caff has 2, 4, 5, 5


zorbeesToday at 2:11 PM

the rules are really vague because like


it says the 1 only goes into emergency if it loses to "a different higher number"


so it doesnt really explain thw 1 vs 1+ cases


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:11 PM

The rules are wack


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:13 PM


also since caf lost 1 as well, does that mean if caf wins one of next two hands, he gets both 1s?



or does that not count since caf's 1 was added to? @_@


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:15 PM

If we don't get a reply from Sam, what should we do?


zorbeesToday at 2:16 PM

i guess we'd have to make up a ruling ourselves


Da Letter ElToday at 2:16 PM

sam responded immediately to me saying


"sam we have a problem"


and then


didnt respond to the problem


zorbeesToday at 2:16 PM

lol


brb


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:16 PM

ppfft


Da Letter ElToday at 2:17 PM

so he's alive


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:17 PM

And panicking


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:17 PM


hrmm


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:17 PM

that response sounds like he had no idea this situation could happen


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:17 PM


ask sam if adding both the 1 and 2 to same number is allowed


Da Letter ElToday at 2:18 PM

he said it is allowed


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:18 PM


k


Da Letter ElToday at 2:18 PM

in the original rules


he brings up an example on adding 2 to a 1


and how it does not make it beat 5s anymore


so you're allowed to do 1+2


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:18 PM

Not what he said


He said boosting any number by 1 and 2

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CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:18 PM

n +1 +2 is the question, not 1 +2

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Da Letter ElToday at 2:18 PM

are you sure

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HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:18 PM


"each player may apply one +2 boost and one +1 boost to his or her number. This may be applied to each players’ 1, but if it is, the 1 will no longer defeat a 5 (see below). A boosted 5 will still be beaten by a 1. "


Da Letter ElToday at 2:19 PM

that's what i am refrring to


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:19 PM


"Each round (i.e. one go through the deck for the player with the smaller amount of numbers), each player may apply one +2 boost and one +1 boost to his or her number. This may be applied to each players’ 1, but if it is, the 1 will no longer defeat a 5 (see below). A boosted 5 will still be beaten by a 1. "


Da Letter ElToday at 2:19 PM

it says "and "


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:19 PM

HeaLnReveaLToday at 19:17 ask sam if adding both the 1 and 2 to same number is allowed He asked if n +1 + 2 was allowed though, not 1 +2


Da Letter ElToday at 2:19 PM

and not "or" so


i will


ask


but


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:19 PM

It's possible we're talking past each other here lmao


Da Letter ElToday at 2:19 PM

i think we're talking about 2 different issues


lol


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:20 PM

I'm starting to think we're both on the same page but I'm reading the book upside down.


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:20 PM


n + 1 + 2. is this allowed?


Da Letter ElToday at 2:20 PM

that's not the issue i'm confused on


the issue i am confused on


is what happens to caff's 1


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:20 PM


I think both are in emergency pile


zorbeesToday at 2:20 PM

imo it should be 1 vs boosted 1 equals draw because nothing else makes sense


Da Letter ElToday at 2:20 PM

because it being "won" by zorbees doesnt make any sense even if you can do +1 +2


my feeling is that it should be zorbees being forced into emergency, but if zorbees wins out, both get the 1 back


since someone not having a 1


doesnt make sense


given the game design



zorbeesToday at 2:21 PM

that doesnt rly make sense either though


Da Letter ElToday at 2:21 PM

but yeah the rules


dont bare this out


so


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:21 PM

Looking into everything here


and every suggestion


zorbeesToday at 2:21 PM

honestly no matter what solution you do you have to break the rules somehow


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:21 PM

actually leads to a similar result


Da Letter ElToday at 2:21 PM

but that would be i think the thing that makes the most sense in "spirit of the game"


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:22 PM


I think whoever wins the next hand first, wins



which is unfair


zorbeesToday at 2:22 PM

honestly i kind of wish we could just start over because going into a hand without knowing the rules is rly dumb


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:22 PM

I kinda just wanna fucking unboost my 1


Da Letter ElToday at 2:22 PM

lol


zorbeesToday at 2:22 PM

but i understand why caff wouldnt want that because hes ahead


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:22 PM

and just get on with it


zorbeesToday at 2:23 PM

im fine with that solution tbh


Da Letter ElToday at 2:23 PM

im calling sam


zorbeesToday at 2:23 PM

can we remove sam as host tbh


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:23 PM

And I thought Indian Poker's tie system was fucking wack holy shit

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HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:23 PM


we can move to a new deathmatch... the famed HeaLnDeaL running fence :^)(edited)

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zorbeesToday at 2:24 PM

this is so dumb


Da Letter ElToday at 2:24 PM

this is so sad alexa play despacito


zorbeesToday at 2:24 PM

imo we should just agree that 1 vs boosted 1 = draw so that this doesnt happen in the future


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:24 PM


I'm listening to CODY rn. not sure wut song because they all blend together

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CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:25 PM

Some are worse


Da Letter ElToday at 2:25 PM

most are better some are worse


this is like in the 25th percentile


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:26 PM

Wishing Well for example is some fine ass fucking bullshit if you ask me


zorbeesToday at 2:26 PM

this one isnt that bad in theory its just that the rules fucking doesnt explain every scenario

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HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:26 PM


1 vs 1 + [1 or 2] = draw makes sense.


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:26 PM

No


because technically I won it


and I'd be worse off due to having lost a boost


Da Letter ElToday at 2:26 PM

boosts reset


zorbeesToday at 2:26 PM

the boosts reset after this card anyways


Da Letter ElToday at 2:26 PM

after this


so it doesnt matter


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:26 PM


ye


Da Letter ElToday at 2:26 PM

zorbees ran out of cards


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:27 PM

So we both reload?


Da Letter ElToday at 2:27 PM

yes


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:27 PM

Alright


zorbeesToday at 2:27 PM

no


Da Letter ElToday at 2:27 PM

in boosts, yes


zorbeesToday at 2:27 PM

unless u mean boosts reload


yeah my nad i thought u meant cards


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:27 PM

Okay cool


zorbeesToday at 2:27 PM

honestly whichever of us loses is going to get fucked by something in the rules being unexplained so idk


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:28 PM

Ah so it's a new round for both players whenever somebody reloads


got it


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:28 PM


yeah


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:28 PM

Imma fucking grab a yoghurt


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:28 PM


yog's hurt


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:29 PM

The solution is nutrition


zorbeesToday at 2:29 PM

can we just pick something


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:29 PM


why isn't Black White in the death match list



that is the superior version of this game


zorbeesToday at 2:30 PM

this is nothing like black and white


and black and white isnt even that good


its nice and simple though


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:30 PM

It's good irl


zorbeesToday at 2:30 PM

which is always nice


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:30 PM

but bad online


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:30 PM


black and white is simple



ye


zorbeesToday at 2:31 PM

this is so fucking dumb, no matter what happens, the loser is going to be screwed by this lack of explained rule, this is why i want to just start over with the rule being decided upon at the start but i know that caff wouldnt like ythat since hes got the advantage atm


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:32 PM

Actually I thought I had just made a grade A choke


zorbeesToday at 2:32 PM

i mean it depends on what the rule is, is what im saying


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:32 PM

yh


brb


lemme grab


a 12 janggi set


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:33 PM


dog was fun


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:34 PM

FUCK


THAT


If I play that DM I am DEAD


flat out, on the ground, rigor mortis DEAD


zorbeesToday at 2:34 PM

so what you're saying is, because nobody knows what the rules are for this game, we should switch to dog?


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:34 PM


no


zorbeesToday at 2:34 PM

that was directed at caf


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:35 PM


just reflecting on my fun times playing dog with viper


zorbeesToday at 2:35 PM

and was sarcastic


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:35 PM

FUCK NO


PLEASE NO


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:35 PM


:]


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:35 PM

DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT DOG


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:35 PM


we could play 50/50 coinflip, caf



heads you lose, tails zorbs wins :^)


zorbeesToday at 2:36 PM

can we just agree on something and get this moving lol, fuck waiting for sam


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:37 PM


@DLE I motion that 1 vs 1 + ? = draw



your thoughts?



Da Letter El


Da Letter ElToday at 2:37 PM

sam responded with a non-answer


that seems fine idc lets just move on


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:38 PM


are both players fine with this?


zorbeesToday at 2:38 PM

i am




CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:38 PM

Let me get my bearings rq


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:39 PM


if this is the case, r3 starts with zorb having 1, 2, 3, 3, 4 and caf 1, 2, 4, 5, 5


zorbeesToday at 2:39 PM

caff's 1 2 4 are still in discard right


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:39 PM

yh


zorbees
Today at 2:40 PM


kk that makes it easy for me


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:40 PM

I have 5, 5


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:40 PM


oh, discard doesn't reset each round?


zorbeesToday at 2:40 PM

discard resets when you get through your hand


its not the same as boosts


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:40 PM


k



REEEEEEEE at caf


zorbeesToday at 2:43 PM

i mean he literally has to play a 5


idk whats taking so long


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:43 PM


yes



but he is



"thinking"


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:45 PM

I have boosts Zorbees


that is what is taking me so long


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:45 PM


caf plays 5+ 1 + 2 to zorbs 1



zorb gets 1 and 5 in his discard


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:45 PM

Forced to play a 5


zorbeesToday at 2:46 PM

2


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:46 PM


hi this is the main chat


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:46 PM

Yeah it doesn't matter


zorbeesToday at 2:46 PM

wait u used both boosts


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:46 PM

I'm forced to play a 5


zorbeesToday at 2:46 PM

i will submit my proper move in private


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:47 PM


zorb plays 4 + 2, beating caf's 5. zorb's discard gains 4 and 5



round 4. zorb's 2, 3, 3 vs caf



's 1, 2 4



caf plays 1, zorb plays 2. 1 and 2 move to EP



zorb plays 3 + 1, caf plays 4 + 1 + 2. caf gets 4, 3, 1, and 2 to his discard


zorbeesToday at 2:51 PM

then i get his 2 with my 3


n need to bother submitting when he used both boosts


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:52 PM


r5 starts with zorbs having 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5 and caf with 1, 2, 3, 4 if I'm not mistaken


zorbeesToday at 2:52 PM

seems right


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:52 PM

yeah...


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:54 PM


caff played 1, zorbs 3 +2. 1 and 3 to EP.



REEEEEE at caf


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:56 PM

Mate


I could very well lose here


let me think

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zorbeesToday at 2:57 PM

who won

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zorbeesToday at 2:57 PM

lol


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:57 PM

I choked


because I wasn't thinking


HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:57 PM


zorb played 1, caff played 3... 3 and 1 from EP go to caf's discard, new 3 and 1 go to EP?


zorbeesToday at 2:58 PM

yep


HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:01 PM


REEEE at caf


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:01 PM

LET ME THINK


HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:01 PM


you can think with a reee



zorb plays 5, caf plays 5 + 3


Da Letter ElToday at 3:02 PM

bop


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:02 PM

*4 +3


zorbeesToday at 3:02 PM

u mean 4+3?


kk


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:02 PM

My fault, mistyped


HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:02 PM


4 and 5 to caf's discard



caf plays 2, zorb 5. 5 and 2 to zorb's discard


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:03 PM

as does 1 and 3


HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:03 PM


and 1 and 3



round 6: zorbs 2, 4 caf 1, 3, 4, 5



caf played 1, zorb 2. 1 and 2 to EP



zorb 4, caf 5 + 1 + 2



4 and 5 to caf discard


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:07 PM

I think


we've succeeded


at creating a stalemate


HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:08 PM


and caf gets 1 and 2 from ep



next round is zorb 1, 2, 3, 5 to caf;s 3, 4



(with 1, 2, 4, 5 in caf's discard)



eww discord lag



zorb 3 + 2, caf 4 + 3. caf gets 3 and 4 in discard



zorb 5, caf 3. zorb gets 5 and 3 to discard



next round is zorb 1, 2 vs caf 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5



with 5 and 3 in zorb discard

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apricityToday at 3:11 PM

l m a o


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:11 PM

I swear


this is literally a stalemate


until one of us fucks up the 50/50


HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:13 PM


REEEEE at caf



zorb 2 + 3, caf 3. zorb gets 2 and 3 to discard



zorb 1, caf 2. 1 and 2 in EP



next round zorb 2, 3, 3, 5 to caf 1, 4, 4, 5



zorb 5 + 3, caf 1. zorb gets 1, 2 to discard. 1, 5 to EP.



wait


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:18 PM

I won that


HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:18 PM


caf wins


zorbeesToday at 3:18 PM

gg


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:18 PM

gg


HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:18 PM


caf gets 1, 5 discard. 1 and 2 still in EP


zorbeesToday at 3:19 PM

at least nobody has to deal with that game anymore


heal i concede


because im about to lsoe


HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:19 PM


caf plays 5+3 and wins


CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:19 PM

He can't win the next round


or tie


so yeah


So sorry Zorbees


HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:19 PM


caf wins DeathMatch



was crazy
 

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