wiggly wig, I can probably make that
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shit I have to read the rules now
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Multifaction/FFA Genius Game - Grand Final - Main Match 3 (Draft Mafia)
- Thread starter UncleSam
- Start date
The time for debate is over. We need to stop talking and start acting. Better yet, we need to make UncleSam pay for his crimes against humanity. As is customary for a letter of this sort, I will now offer up paper and ink anent the phylogeny of UncleSam's lusk tricks in order to make the point that UncleSam has written more than his fair share of lengthy, overworded, pseudo-intellectual tripe. In all such instances he conveniently overlooks the fact that he acts as if he were King of the World. This hauteur is astonishing, staggering, and mind-boggling.
UncleSam deeply believes that everyone who is bringing fresh leadership and even-handed tolerance to the present controversy has a dark, ulterior motive for doing so. It may suit his world view to assume that the intentions of his opponents are malicious, but unless UncleSam can read minds, it's difficult to impossible for anyone to verify that assumption. Hence, let me make the counterproposal that the reality is that if you think that this is humorous or exaggerated, you're wrong. Ironically, he frequently avers his support of democracy and his love of freedom. But one need only look at what he is doing—as opposed to what he is saying—to understand his true aims. For a variety of reasons, some strategic, some ideological, some attitudinal, and all of them wrong, misinformed ranters peddle the snake oil of silly misoneism. In any case, there is something in the way of “natural law” that can be stated awkwardly as follows: “UncleSam should just exercise some common sense and some common decency.” Please do not quote me on that. Instead, work it into a better natural law and enunciate it in clearer and more concise terms. It is immaterial who is credited with the words; the objective is to defend with dedication and ferocity the very rights that UncleSam so desperately wants to abolish.
UncleSam's opinion is that those who disagree with him should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve. Of course, opinions are like sphincters: we all have them. So let me tell you my opinion. My opinion is that UncleSam defines “truth” as “whatever promotes blackguardism”. I explained the reason for that just a moment ago. If you don't mind, though, I'll go ahead and explain it again. To begin with, he asserts that he has the mandate of Heaven to place stumbling blocks in front of those of us who seek value and fulfilment in our personal and professional lives. This assertion is merely a belief, a belief unsupported by anything approaching a strong, clear body of historically documented evidence. In fact, most existing evidence suggests to the contrary that if history follows its course, it should be evident that if you're not part of the solution then you're part of the problem.
As will become apparent in a lustrum or two, it is immature and stupid of UncleSam to create widespread hysteria. It would be mature and intelligent, however, to fight the warped, distorted, misshapen, unwholesome monstrosity that his nostrums have become, and that's why I say that he must have a severe case of attention-deficit disorder. Otherwise, he would have realized that a friend of mine once made an honest and accurate effort to connect UncleSam's current campaign of national destruction with his previous attempts to introduce, cultivate, and encourage moral rot. My friend's effort was entirely and completely based on fact. Nevertheless, when UncleSam heard about it, he went after my friend, which is not too surprising given that UncleSam managed to convince a bunch of the worst sorts of mumpish, unhinged smatchets there are to help him rob, steal, cheat, and murder. What was the quid pro quo there? Before you reply, ask yourself a simple, stupid question: How big of a chunk has been excised from UncleSam's cerebral cortex for him to think that the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions? While that question may not be as profound as “What's the meaning of life?” or “Is there a God?”, far too many people tolerate UncleSam's suggestions as long as they're presented in small, seemingly harmless doses. What these people fail to realize, however, is that UncleSam says it is within his legal right to bask in the shameless shine of imperialism. Whether or not he indeed has such a right, no matter how bad you think UncleSam's hatchet jobs are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think.
UncleSam wants nothing less than to burn his nemeses at the stake, hence his repeated, almost hypnotic, insistence on the importance of his loquacious prognoses. He asserts that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. What planet is he from? The planet Pot-valiant? No, don't guess; this isn't audience participation day. I'll just tell you. But before I do, you should note that as our society continues to unravel, more and more people will be grasping for straws, grasping for something to hold onto, grasping for something that promises to give them the sense of security and certainty that they so desperately need. These are the kinds of people UncleSam preys upon. He might not remember this, but I once tried explaining to him that it is almost impossible for him to be truthful on a consistent basis. UncleSam responded with the counterproductive remark that the government should be beholden to special interests, campaign donors, and lobbyists. Alas, arguments based on mythology have no business in a serious conversation, which is why I insist that UncleSam's grand plan is to relegate persons to the status of things. I'm sure Mao Tse Tung would approve. In any case, UncleSam has stated that Elvis is alive and well and living in Tweed, Ontario. One clear inference from that statement—an inference that is never really disavowed—is that the more paperasserie and bureaucracy we have to endure, the better. Now that's just myopic. To sum it all up, we can't just sit around and do nothing.
UncleSam deeply believes that everyone who is bringing fresh leadership and even-handed tolerance to the present controversy has a dark, ulterior motive for doing so. It may suit his world view to assume that the intentions of his opponents are malicious, but unless UncleSam can read minds, it's difficult to impossible for anyone to verify that assumption. Hence, let me make the counterproposal that the reality is that if you think that this is humorous or exaggerated, you're wrong. Ironically, he frequently avers his support of democracy and his love of freedom. But one need only look at what he is doing—as opposed to what he is saying—to understand his true aims. For a variety of reasons, some strategic, some ideological, some attitudinal, and all of them wrong, misinformed ranters peddle the snake oil of silly misoneism. In any case, there is something in the way of “natural law” that can be stated awkwardly as follows: “UncleSam should just exercise some common sense and some common decency.” Please do not quote me on that. Instead, work it into a better natural law and enunciate it in clearer and more concise terms. It is immaterial who is credited with the words; the objective is to defend with dedication and ferocity the very rights that UncleSam so desperately wants to abolish.
UncleSam's opinion is that those who disagree with him should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve. Of course, opinions are like sphincters: we all have them. So let me tell you my opinion. My opinion is that UncleSam defines “truth” as “whatever promotes blackguardism”. I explained the reason for that just a moment ago. If you don't mind, though, I'll go ahead and explain it again. To begin with, he asserts that he has the mandate of Heaven to place stumbling blocks in front of those of us who seek value and fulfilment in our personal and professional lives. This assertion is merely a belief, a belief unsupported by anything approaching a strong, clear body of historically documented evidence. In fact, most existing evidence suggests to the contrary that if history follows its course, it should be evident that if you're not part of the solution then you're part of the problem.
As will become apparent in a lustrum or two, it is immature and stupid of UncleSam to create widespread hysteria. It would be mature and intelligent, however, to fight the warped, distorted, misshapen, unwholesome monstrosity that his nostrums have become, and that's why I say that he must have a severe case of attention-deficit disorder. Otherwise, he would have realized that a friend of mine once made an honest and accurate effort to connect UncleSam's current campaign of national destruction with his previous attempts to introduce, cultivate, and encourage moral rot. My friend's effort was entirely and completely based on fact. Nevertheless, when UncleSam heard about it, he went after my friend, which is not too surprising given that UncleSam managed to convince a bunch of the worst sorts of mumpish, unhinged smatchets there are to help him rob, steal, cheat, and murder. What was the quid pro quo there? Before you reply, ask yourself a simple, stupid question: How big of a chunk has been excised from UncleSam's cerebral cortex for him to think that the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions? While that question may not be as profound as “What's the meaning of life?” or “Is there a God?”, far too many people tolerate UncleSam's suggestions as long as they're presented in small, seemingly harmless doses. What these people fail to realize, however, is that UncleSam says it is within his legal right to bask in the shameless shine of imperialism. Whether or not he indeed has such a right, no matter how bad you think UncleSam's hatchet jobs are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think.
UncleSam wants nothing less than to burn his nemeses at the stake, hence his repeated, almost hypnotic, insistence on the importance of his loquacious prognoses. He asserts that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. What planet is he from? The planet Pot-valiant? No, don't guess; this isn't audience participation day. I'll just tell you. But before I do, you should note that as our society continues to unravel, more and more people will be grasping for straws, grasping for something to hold onto, grasping for something that promises to give them the sense of security and certainty that they so desperately need. These are the kinds of people UncleSam preys upon. He might not remember this, but I once tried explaining to him that it is almost impossible for him to be truthful on a consistent basis. UncleSam responded with the counterproductive remark that the government should be beholden to special interests, campaign donors, and lobbyists. Alas, arguments based on mythology have no business in a serious conversation, which is why I insist that UncleSam's grand plan is to relegate persons to the status of things. I'm sure Mao Tse Tung would approve. In any case, UncleSam has stated that Elvis is alive and well and living in Tweed, Ontario. One clear inference from that statement—an inference that is never really disavowed—is that the more paperasserie and bureaucracy we have to endure, the better. Now that's just myopic. To sum it all up, we can't just sit around and do nothing.
1 month and 8 days. You guys can do it!
thats basically a lock
Sheet with results: Here.
Final placements (current garnets):
6th: Caffeineboost (15)
5th: LightWolf (4)
4th: Apricity (23)
3rd: zorbees (resigned since the game was over for him) (20)
2nd: DLE: (Agreed to resign for Blazade) (19)
1st: Blazade (17)
CaffeineBoost select a competitor for the death match.
Final placements (current garnets):
6th: Caffeineboost (15)
5th: LightWolf (4)
4th: Apricity (23)
3rd: zorbees (resigned since the game was over for him) (20)
2nd: DLE: (Agreed to resign for Blazade) (19)
1st: Blazade (17)
CaffeineBoost select a competitor for the death match.
i chus u
zorbees CaffeineBoost have you chosen a time / deathmatch yet
I asked a question about one of the DM's on Discord and did not get a reply.
I can't do next Saturday at any time, but if you two can find anyone else to host this it is fine with me.
Caf beat zorbs in a DeathMatch with weird and unclear rules.
zorbeesToday at 1:35 PM
@HeaLnReveaL can u host for us
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:37 PM
Gonna get some paper
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:39 PM
hi
pass me the docs
zorbeesToday at 1:40 PM
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1d12ceq3_uyedBGdW2bua1qdpyeDX5qgdFfALQ5PYxLc/edit
Google Docs
Genius Game - Deathmatches
General Notes The two participants in each death match may agree to any death match that has not yet been played between themselves. If they are unable to come to an agreement, they may each ban a varying number of death matches (3 each while 10+ remain, 2 each while 7+ remai...
we're playing 1 survives
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:43 PM
okay I think I understand it, gonna get paper and shit
honestly this doesn't look like a challenge that even needs a host, but I can just watch and verify stuff
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:44 PM
Btw something I noticed in the logs, cards with boosts have their boosts announced
not before the round
but if they're played
so if I boost a 3 by 2 for example
you don't announce it at the start iirc
but when I play it
zorbeesToday at 1:44 PM
you need to host because we have to submit our stuff privately
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:44 PM
you say I played 3 +2
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:45 PM
okie
ready when you guys are
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:45 PM
Shall we begin then Zorbees?
zorbeesToday at 1:45 PM
sent my first one
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:45 PM
Best of luck.
zorbeesToday at 1:46 PM
u2 m8
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:46 PM
k I have both numbers... I reveal both and who played, right?
zorbeesToday at 1:46 PM
yea
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:47 PM
zorb played 3, caff played 4.
caff gets 3 and 4 in his discard
zorb plays 1, caf plays 2. caff gets 1 and 2 in his discard.
zorbeesToday at 1:49 PM
they go to emergency pile
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:49 PM
Yeah emergency pile
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:50 PM
I thought that's only if 1 beats 5?
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:50 PM
Zorbees needs to win one of the next 2 rounds
zorbeesToday at 1:50 PM
no its whenever 1 loses
if 1 beats 5 you just kepe them
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:50 PM
okie
1 and 2 are in EP
is there supposed to be any time limits for turns?
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:52 PM
None in the rules.
Da Letter ElToday at 1:52 PM
not officially
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:52 PM
I won't be ridiculous dw
zorbeesToday at 1:52 PM
imo just host discretion
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:52 PM
more than 2 minutes and I'll go REEEEEEE
caff played 3, zorb played 4+2. zorb gets 4 and 3 to his discard... and the 1 and 2 from EP? idk(edited)
Da Letter ElToday at 1:53 PM
yes
zorbeesToday at 1:53 PM
4 and 3 in discard
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:53 PM
wait
he shouldn't have a boost
Da Letter ElToday at 1:54 PM
he does
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:54 PM
I lose anyway
Da Letter ElToday at 1:54 PM
what do you mean
zorbeesToday at 1:54 PM
why cant i have a boost
it just started
nobody used any yet
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CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:55 PM
We apply boosts during this round?
Didn't know that.
zorbeesToday at 1:55 PM
every round
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HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:55 PM
my understanding of rules are boosts can be used and re-applied every round
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:55 PM
Alright then
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:57 PM
caf played 1, zorbs 2. 1 and 2 to EP.
can you apply the +2 and +1 to the same number?
zorbeesToday at 1:58 PM
no
i dont think so at least
its not explicitly stated but i dont think u can
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CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:59 PM
It doesn't say that you can't.
zorbeesToday at 1:59 PM
im fine with ruling it either way
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:59 PM
k, caff 5+2, zorb 5+1, caff wins...
caff gets 5, 5, 1 and 2 from EP?
zorbeesToday at 1:59 PM
yeah
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:59 PM
5+2+1
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:00 PM
if I've done this correctly, zorb has 4, 3, 2, 1 and caff has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5 for next round?
zorbeesToday at 2:00 PM
yep
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:01 PM
kk lesgo
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:02 PM
Are we gonna allow double boosting?
Because according to the rules, it is allowed.
zorbeesToday at 2:02 PM
im fine with allowing it
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:03 PM
both played 2, both get a 2 in discard
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:03 PM
Sorry for being that guy btw
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:05 PM
zorbees played 3+2, caf played 3, zorb gets both 3s in his discard
both played 4+1, both 4s go into their player's discard
zorb played 1, caf played 1 + 2
Da Letter ElToday at 2:07 PM
lol
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:07 PM
idk wut happens here
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Da Letter ElToday at 2:08 PM
nah it goes to emergency
since the 1 lost
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HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:08 PM
2 1s in emergency?
Da Letter ElToday at 2:08 PM
yes
i think
?
this seems
weird
since the 1 is the like
mechanic to lose
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:08 PM
ye
zorbeesToday at 2:08 PM
yeah idk
Da Letter ElToday at 2:08 PM
i will
text sam
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Da Letter ElToday at 2:09 PM
ties do not end that counter
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:09 PM
While you text
I shall piss
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:10 PM
so if zorb doesn't win one of next two hands, caff wins? but if zorb does win of next 2, then uh he gets both 1s and then caff loses his... lose condition?
from my tally, zorb has 2, 3, 3, 4 caff has 2, 4, 5, 5
zorbeesToday at 2:11 PM
the rules are really vague because like
it says the 1 only goes into emergency if it loses to "a different higher number"
so it doesnt really explain thw 1 vs 1+ cases
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:11 PM
The rules are wack
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:13 PM
also since caf lost 1 as well, does that mean if caf wins one of next two hands, he gets both 1s?
or does that not count since caf's 1 was added to? @_@
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:15 PM
If we don't get a reply from Sam, what should we do?
zorbeesToday at 2:16 PM
i guess we'd have to make up a ruling ourselves
Da Letter ElToday at 2:16 PM
sam responded immediately to me saying
"sam we have a problem"
and then
didnt respond to the problem
zorbeesToday at 2:16 PM
lol
brb
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:16 PM
ppfft
Da Letter ElToday at 2:17 PM
so he's alive
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:17 PM
And panicking
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:17 PM
hrmm
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:17 PM
that response sounds like he had no idea this situation could happen
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:17 PM
ask sam if adding both the 1 and 2 to same number is allowed
Da Letter ElToday at 2:18 PM
he said it is allowed
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:18 PM
k
Da Letter ElToday at 2:18 PM
in the original rules
he brings up an example on adding 2 to a 1
and how it does not make it beat 5s anymore
so you're allowed to do 1+2
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:18 PM
Not what he said
He said boosting any number by 1 and 2
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CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:18 PM
n +1 +2 is the question, not 1 +2
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Da Letter ElToday at 2:18 PM
are you sure
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HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:18 PM
"each player may apply one +2 boost and one +1 boost to his or her number. This may be applied to each players’ 1, but if it is, the 1 will no longer defeat a 5 (see below). A boosted 5 will still be beaten by a 1. "
Da Letter ElToday at 2:19 PM
that's what i am refrring to
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:19 PM
"Each round (i.e. one go through the deck for the player with the smaller amount of numbers), each player may apply one +2 boost and one +1 boost to his or her number. This may be applied to each players’ 1, but if it is, the 1 will no longer defeat a 5 (see below). A boosted 5 will still be beaten by a 1. "
Da Letter ElToday at 2:19 PM
it says "and "
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:19 PM
HeaLnReveaLToday at 19:17 ask sam if adding both the 1 and 2 to same number is allowed He asked if n +1 + 2 was allowed though, not 1 +2
Da Letter ElToday at 2:19 PM
and not "or" so
i will
ask
but
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:19 PM
It's possible we're talking past each other here lmao
Da Letter ElToday at 2:19 PM
i think we're talking about 2 different issues
lol
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:20 PM
I'm starting to think we're both on the same page but I'm reading the book upside down.
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:20 PM
n + 1 + 2. is this allowed?
Da Letter ElToday at 2:20 PM
that's not the issue i'm confused on
the issue i am confused on
is what happens to caff's 1
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:20 PM
I think both are in emergency pile
zorbeesToday at 2:20 PM
imo it should be 1 vs boosted 1 equals draw because nothing else makes sense
Da Letter ElToday at 2:20 PM
because it being "won" by zorbees doesnt make any sense even if you can do +1 +2
my feeling is that it should be zorbees being forced into emergency, but if zorbees wins out, both get the 1 back
since someone not having a 1
doesnt make sense
given the game design
zorbeesToday at 2:21 PM
that doesnt rly make sense either though
Da Letter ElToday at 2:21 PM
but yeah the rules
dont bare this out
so
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:21 PM
Looking into everything here
and every suggestion
zorbeesToday at 2:21 PM
honestly no matter what solution you do you have to break the rules somehow
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:21 PM
actually leads to a similar result
Da Letter ElToday at 2:21 PM
but that would be i think the thing that makes the most sense in "spirit of the game"
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:22 PM
I think whoever wins the next hand first, wins
which is unfair
zorbeesToday at 2:22 PM
honestly i kind of wish we could just start over because going into a hand without knowing the rules is rly dumb
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:22 PM
I kinda just wanna fucking unboost my 1
Da Letter ElToday at 2:22 PM
lol
zorbeesToday at 2:22 PM
but i understand why caff wouldnt want that because hes ahead
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:22 PM
and just get on with it
zorbeesToday at 2:23 PM
im fine with that solution tbh
Da Letter ElToday at 2:23 PM
im calling sam
zorbeesToday at 2:23 PM
can we remove sam as host tbh
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:23 PM
And I thought Indian Poker's tie system was fucking wack holy shit
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HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:23 PM
we can move to a new deathmatch... the famed HeaLnDeaL running fence :^)(edited)
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zorbeesToday at 2:24 PM
this is so dumb
Da Letter ElToday at 2:24 PM
this is so sad alexa play despacito
zorbeesToday at 2:24 PM
imo we should just agree that 1 vs boosted 1 = draw so that this doesnt happen in the future
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:24 PM
I'm listening to CODY rn. not sure wut song because they all blend together
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CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:25 PM
Some are worse
Da Letter ElToday at 2:25 PM
most are better some are worse
this is like in the 25th percentile
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:26 PM
Wishing Well for example is some fine ass fucking bullshit if you ask me
zorbeesToday at 2:26 PM
this one isnt that bad in theory its just that the rules fucking doesnt explain every scenario
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HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:26 PM
1 vs 1 + [1 or 2] = draw makes sense.
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:26 PM
No
because technically I won it
and I'd be worse off due to having lost a boost
Da Letter ElToday at 2:26 PM
boosts reset
zorbeesToday at 2:26 PM
the boosts reset after this card anyways
Da Letter ElToday at 2:26 PM
after this
so it doesnt matter
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:26 PM
ye
Da Letter ElToday at 2:26 PM
zorbees ran out of cards
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:27 PM
So we both reload?
Da Letter ElToday at 2:27 PM
yes
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:27 PM
Alright
zorbeesToday at 2:27 PM
no
Da Letter ElToday at 2:27 PM
in boosts, yes
zorbeesToday at 2:27 PM
unless u mean boosts reload
yeah my nad i thought u meant cards
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:27 PM
Okay cool
zorbeesToday at 2:27 PM
honestly whichever of us loses is going to get fucked by something in the rules being unexplained so idk
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:28 PM
Ah so it's a new round for both players whenever somebody reloads
got it
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:28 PM
yeah
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:28 PM
Imma fucking grab a yoghurt
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:28 PM
yog's hurt
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:29 PM
The solution is nutrition
zorbeesToday at 2:29 PM
can we just pick something
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:29 PM
why isn't Black White in the death match list
that is the superior version of this game
zorbeesToday at 2:30 PM
this is nothing like black and white
and black and white isnt even that good
its nice and simple though
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:30 PM
It's good irl
zorbeesToday at 2:30 PM
which is always nice
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:30 PM
but bad online
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:30 PM
black and white is simple
ye
zorbeesToday at 2:31 PM
this is so fucking dumb, no matter what happens, the loser is going to be screwed by this lack of explained rule, this is why i want to just start over with the rule being decided upon at the start but i know that caff wouldnt like ythat since hes got the advantage atm
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:32 PM
Actually I thought I had just made a grade A choke
zorbeesToday at 2:32 PM
i mean it depends on what the rule is, is what im saying
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:32 PM
yh
brb
lemme grab
a 12 janggi set
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:33 PM
dog was fun
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:34 PM
FUCK
THAT
If I play that DM I am DEAD
flat out, on the ground, rigor mortis DEAD
zorbeesToday at 2:34 PM
so what you're saying is, because nobody knows what the rules are for this game, we should switch to dog?
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:34 PM
no
zorbeesToday at 2:34 PM
that was directed at caf
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:35 PM
just reflecting on my fun times playing dog with viper
zorbeesToday at 2:35 PM
and was sarcastic
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:35 PM
FUCK NO
PLEASE NO
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:35 PM
:]
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:35 PM
DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT DOG
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:35 PM
we could play 50/50 coinflip, caf
heads you lose, tails zorbs wins :^)
zorbeesToday at 2:36 PM
can we just agree on something and get this moving lol, fuck waiting for sam
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:37 PM
@DLE I motion that 1 vs 1 + ? = draw
your thoughts?
Da Letter El
Da Letter ElToday at 2:37 PM
sam responded with a non-answer
that seems fine idc lets just move on
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:38 PM
are both players fine with this?
zorbeesToday at 2:38 PM
i am
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:38 PM
Let me get my bearings rq
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:39 PM
if this is the case, r3 starts with zorb having 1, 2, 3, 3, 4 and caf 1, 2, 4, 5, 5
zorbeesToday at 2:39 PM
caff's 1 2 4 are still in discard right
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:39 PM
yh
zorbeesToday at 2:40 PM
kk that makes it easy for me
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:40 PM
I have 5, 5
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:40 PM
oh, discard doesn't reset each round?
zorbeesToday at 2:40 PM
discard resets when you get through your hand
its not the same as boosts
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:40 PM
k
REEEEEEEE at caf
zorbeesToday at 2:43 PM
i mean he literally has to play a 5
idk whats taking so long
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:43 PM
yes
but he is
"thinking"
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:45 PM
I have boosts Zorbees
that is what is taking me so long
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:45 PM
caf plays 5+ 1 + 2 to zorbs 1
zorb gets 1 and 5 in his discard
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:45 PM
Forced to play a 5
zorbeesToday at 2:46 PM
2
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:46 PM
hi this is the main chat
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:46 PM
Yeah it doesn't matter
zorbeesToday at 2:46 PM
wait u used both boosts
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:46 PM
I'm forced to play a 5
zorbeesToday at 2:46 PM
i will submit my proper move in private
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:47 PM
zorb plays 4 + 2, beating caf's 5. zorb's discard gains 4 and 5
round 4. zorb's 2, 3, 3 vs caf
's 1, 2 4
caf plays 1, zorb plays 2. 1 and 2 move to EP
zorb plays 3 + 1, caf plays 4 + 1 + 2. caf gets 4, 3, 1, and 2 to his discard
zorbeesToday at 2:51 PM
then i get his 2 with my 3
n need to bother submitting when he used both boosts
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:52 PM
r5 starts with zorbs having 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5 and caf with 1, 2, 3, 4 if I'm not mistaken
zorbeesToday at 2:52 PM
seems right
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:52 PM
yeah...
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:54 PM
caff played 1, zorbs 3 +2. 1 and 3 to EP.
REEEEEE at caf
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:56 PM
Mate
I could very well lose here
let me think
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zorbeesToday at 2:57 PM
who won
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zorbeesToday at 2:57 PM
lol
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:57 PM
I choked
because I wasn't thinking
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:57 PM
zorb played 1, caff played 3... 3 and 1 from EP go to caf's discard, new 3 and 1 go to EP?
zorbeesToday at 2:58 PM
yep
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:01 PM
REEEE at caf
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:01 PM
LET ME THINK
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:01 PM
you can think with a reee
zorb plays 5, caf plays 5 + 3
Da Letter ElToday at 3:02 PM
bop
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:02 PM
*4 +3
zorbeesToday at 3:02 PM
u mean 4+3?
kk
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:02 PM
My fault, mistyped
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:02 PM
4 and 5 to caf's discard
caf plays 2, zorb 5. 5 and 2 to zorb's discard
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:03 PM
as does 1 and 3
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:03 PM
and 1 and 3
round 6: zorbs 2, 4 caf 1, 3, 4, 5
caf played 1, zorb 2. 1 and 2 to EP
zorb 4, caf 5 + 1 + 2
4 and 5 to caf discard
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:07 PM
I think
we've succeeded
at creating a stalemate
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:08 PM
and caf gets 1 and 2 from ep
next round is zorb 1, 2, 3, 5 to caf;s 3, 4
(with 1, 2, 4, 5 in caf's discard)
eww discord lag
zorb 3 + 2, caf 4 + 3. caf gets 3 and 4 in discard
zorb 5, caf 3. zorb gets 5 and 3 to discard
next round is zorb 1, 2 vs caf 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5
with 5 and 3 in zorb discard
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apricityToday at 3:11 PM
l m a o
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:11 PM
I swear
this is literally a stalemate
until one of us fucks up the 50/50
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:13 PM
REEEEE at caf
zorb 2 + 3, caf 3. zorb gets 2 and 3 to discard
zorb 1, caf 2. 1 and 2 in EP
next round zorb 2, 3, 3, 5 to caf 1, 4, 4, 5
zorb 5 + 3, caf 1. zorb gets 1, 2 to discard. 1, 5 to EP.
wait
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:18 PM
I won that
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:18 PM
caf wins
zorbeesToday at 3:18 PM
gg
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:18 PM
gg
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:18 PM
caf gets 1, 5 discard. 1 and 2 still in EP
zorbeesToday at 3:19 PM
at least nobody has to deal with that game anymore
heal i concede
because im about to lsoe
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:19 PM
caf plays 5+3 and wins
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:19 PM
He can't win the next round
or tie
so yeah
So sorry Zorbees
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:19 PM
caf wins DeathMatch
was crazy
zorbeesToday at 1:35 PM
@HeaLnReveaL can u host for us
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:37 PM
Gonna get some paper
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:39 PM
hi
pass me the docs
zorbeesToday at 1:40 PM
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1d12ceq3_uyedBGdW2bua1qdpyeDX5qgdFfALQ5PYxLc/edit
Google Docs
Genius Game - Deathmatches
General Notes The two participants in each death match may agree to any death match that has not yet been played between themselves. If they are unable to come to an agreement, they may each ban a varying number of death matches (3 each while 10+ remain, 2 each while 7+ remai...
we're playing 1 survives
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:43 PM
okay I think I understand it, gonna get paper and shit
honestly this doesn't look like a challenge that even needs a host, but I can just watch and verify stuff
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:44 PM
Btw something I noticed in the logs, cards with boosts have their boosts announced
not before the round
but if they're played
so if I boost a 3 by 2 for example
you don't announce it at the start iirc
but when I play it
zorbeesToday at 1:44 PM
you need to host because we have to submit our stuff privately
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:44 PM
you say I played 3 +2
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:45 PM
okie
ready when you guys are
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:45 PM
Shall we begin then Zorbees?
zorbeesToday at 1:45 PM
sent my first one
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:45 PM
Best of luck.
zorbeesToday at 1:46 PM
u2 m8
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:46 PM
k I have both numbers... I reveal both and who played, right?
zorbeesToday at 1:46 PM
yea
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:47 PM
zorb played 3, caff played 4.
caff gets 3 and 4 in his discard
zorb plays 1, caf plays 2. caff gets 1 and 2 in his discard.
zorbeesToday at 1:49 PM
they go to emergency pile
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:49 PM
Yeah emergency pile
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:50 PM
I thought that's only if 1 beats 5?
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:50 PM
Zorbees needs to win one of the next 2 rounds
zorbeesToday at 1:50 PM
no its whenever 1 loses
if 1 beats 5 you just kepe them
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:50 PM
okie
1 and 2 are in EP
is there supposed to be any time limits for turns?
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:52 PM
None in the rules.
Da Letter ElToday at 1:52 PM
not officially
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:52 PM
I won't be ridiculous dw
zorbeesToday at 1:52 PM
imo just host discretion
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:52 PM
more than 2 minutes and I'll go REEEEEEE
caff played 3, zorb played 4+2. zorb gets 4 and 3 to his discard... and the 1 and 2 from EP? idk(edited)
Da Letter ElToday at 1:53 PM
yes
zorbeesToday at 1:53 PM
4 and 3 in discard
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:53 PM
wait
he shouldn't have a boost
Da Letter ElToday at 1:54 PM
he does
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:54 PM
I lose anyway
Da Letter ElToday at 1:54 PM
what do you mean
zorbeesToday at 1:54 PM
why cant i have a boost
it just started
nobody used any yet
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CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:55 PM
We apply boosts during this round?
Didn't know that.
zorbeesToday at 1:55 PM
every round
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HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:55 PM
my understanding of rules are boosts can be used and re-applied every round
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:55 PM
Alright then
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:57 PM
caf played 1, zorbs 2. 1 and 2 to EP.
can you apply the +2 and +1 to the same number?
zorbeesToday at 1:58 PM
no
i dont think so at least
its not explicitly stated but i dont think u can
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CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:59 PM
It doesn't say that you can't.
zorbeesToday at 1:59 PM
im fine with ruling it either way
HeaLnReveaLToday at 1:59 PM
k, caff 5+2, zorb 5+1, caff wins...
caff gets 5, 5, 1 and 2 from EP?
zorbeesToday at 1:59 PM
yeah
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 1:59 PM
5+2+1
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:00 PM
if I've done this correctly, zorb has 4, 3, 2, 1 and caff has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5 for next round?
zorbeesToday at 2:00 PM
yep
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:01 PM
kk lesgo
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:02 PM
Are we gonna allow double boosting?
Because according to the rules, it is allowed.
zorbeesToday at 2:02 PM
im fine with allowing it
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:03 PM
both played 2, both get a 2 in discard
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:03 PM
Sorry for being that guy btw
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:05 PM
zorbees played 3+2, caf played 3, zorb gets both 3s in his discard
both played 4+1, both 4s go into their player's discard
zorb played 1, caf played 1 + 2
Da Letter ElToday at 2:07 PM
lol
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:07 PM
idk wut happens here
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Da Letter ElToday at 2:08 PM
nah it goes to emergency
since the 1 lost
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HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:08 PM
2 1s in emergency?
Da Letter ElToday at 2:08 PM
yes
i think
?
this seems
weird
since the 1 is the like
mechanic to lose
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:08 PM
ye
zorbeesToday at 2:08 PM
yeah idk
Da Letter ElToday at 2:08 PM
i will
text sam
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Da Letter ElToday at 2:09 PM
ties do not end that counter
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:09 PM
While you text
I shall piss
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:10 PM
so if zorb doesn't win one of next two hands, caff wins? but if zorb does win of next 2, then uh he gets both 1s and then caff loses his... lose condition?
from my tally, zorb has 2, 3, 3, 4 caff has 2, 4, 5, 5
zorbeesToday at 2:11 PM
the rules are really vague because like
it says the 1 only goes into emergency if it loses to "a different higher number"
so it doesnt really explain thw 1 vs 1+ cases
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:11 PM
The rules are wack
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:13 PM
also since caf lost 1 as well, does that mean if caf wins one of next two hands, he gets both 1s?
or does that not count since caf's 1 was added to? @_@
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:15 PM
If we don't get a reply from Sam, what should we do?
zorbeesToday at 2:16 PM
i guess we'd have to make up a ruling ourselves
Da Letter ElToday at 2:16 PM
sam responded immediately to me saying
"sam we have a problem"
and then
didnt respond to the problem
zorbeesToday at 2:16 PM
lol
brb
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:16 PM
ppfft
Da Letter ElToday at 2:17 PM
so he's alive
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:17 PM
And panicking
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:17 PM
hrmm
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:17 PM
that response sounds like he had no idea this situation could happen
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:17 PM
ask sam if adding both the 1 and 2 to same number is allowed
Da Letter ElToday at 2:18 PM
he said it is allowed
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:18 PM
k
Da Letter ElToday at 2:18 PM
in the original rules
he brings up an example on adding 2 to a 1
and how it does not make it beat 5s anymore
so you're allowed to do 1+2
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:18 PM
Not what he said
He said boosting any number by 1 and 2
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CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:18 PM
n +1 +2 is the question, not 1 +2
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Da Letter ElToday at 2:18 PM
are you sure
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HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:18 PM
"each player may apply one +2 boost and one +1 boost to his or her number. This may be applied to each players’ 1, but if it is, the 1 will no longer defeat a 5 (see below). A boosted 5 will still be beaten by a 1. "
Da Letter ElToday at 2:19 PM
that's what i am refrring to
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:19 PM
"Each round (i.e. one go through the deck for the player with the smaller amount of numbers), each player may apply one +2 boost and one +1 boost to his or her number. This may be applied to each players’ 1, but if it is, the 1 will no longer defeat a 5 (see below). A boosted 5 will still be beaten by a 1. "
Da Letter ElToday at 2:19 PM
it says "and "
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:19 PM
HeaLnReveaLToday at 19:17 ask sam if adding both the 1 and 2 to same number is allowed He asked if n +1 + 2 was allowed though, not 1 +2
Da Letter ElToday at 2:19 PM
and not "or" so
i will
ask
but
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:19 PM
It's possible we're talking past each other here lmao
Da Letter ElToday at 2:19 PM
i think we're talking about 2 different issues
lol
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:20 PM
I'm starting to think we're both on the same page but I'm reading the book upside down.
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:20 PM
n + 1 + 2. is this allowed?
Da Letter ElToday at 2:20 PM
that's not the issue i'm confused on
the issue i am confused on
is what happens to caff's 1
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:20 PM
I think both are in emergency pile
zorbeesToday at 2:20 PM
imo it should be 1 vs boosted 1 equals draw because nothing else makes sense
Da Letter ElToday at 2:20 PM
because it being "won" by zorbees doesnt make any sense even if you can do +1 +2
my feeling is that it should be zorbees being forced into emergency, but if zorbees wins out, both get the 1 back
since someone not having a 1
doesnt make sense
given the game design
zorbeesToday at 2:21 PM
that doesnt rly make sense either though
Da Letter ElToday at 2:21 PM
but yeah the rules
dont bare this out
so
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:21 PM
Looking into everything here
and every suggestion
zorbeesToday at 2:21 PM
honestly no matter what solution you do you have to break the rules somehow
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:21 PM
actually leads to a similar result
Da Letter ElToday at 2:21 PM
but that would be i think the thing that makes the most sense in "spirit of the game"
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:22 PM
I think whoever wins the next hand first, wins
which is unfair
zorbeesToday at 2:22 PM
honestly i kind of wish we could just start over because going into a hand without knowing the rules is rly dumb
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:22 PM
I kinda just wanna fucking unboost my 1
Da Letter ElToday at 2:22 PM
lol
zorbeesToday at 2:22 PM
but i understand why caff wouldnt want that because hes ahead
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:22 PM
and just get on with it
zorbeesToday at 2:23 PM
im fine with that solution tbh
Da Letter ElToday at 2:23 PM
im calling sam
zorbeesToday at 2:23 PM
can we remove sam as host tbh
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:23 PM
And I thought Indian Poker's tie system was fucking wack holy shit
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HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:23 PM
we can move to a new deathmatch... the famed HeaLnDeaL running fence :^)(edited)
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zorbeesToday at 2:24 PM
this is so dumb
Da Letter ElToday at 2:24 PM
this is so sad alexa play despacito
zorbeesToday at 2:24 PM
imo we should just agree that 1 vs boosted 1 = draw so that this doesnt happen in the future
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:24 PM
I'm listening to CODY rn. not sure wut song because they all blend together
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CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:25 PM
Some are worse
Da Letter ElToday at 2:25 PM
most are better some are worse
this is like in the 25th percentile
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:26 PM
Wishing Well for example is some fine ass fucking bullshit if you ask me
zorbeesToday at 2:26 PM
this one isnt that bad in theory its just that the rules fucking doesnt explain every scenario
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HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:26 PM
1 vs 1 + [1 or 2] = draw makes sense.
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:26 PM
No
because technically I won it
and I'd be worse off due to having lost a boost
Da Letter ElToday at 2:26 PM
boosts reset
zorbeesToday at 2:26 PM
the boosts reset after this card anyways
Da Letter ElToday at 2:26 PM
after this
so it doesnt matter
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:26 PM
ye
Da Letter ElToday at 2:26 PM
zorbees ran out of cards
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:27 PM
So we both reload?
Da Letter ElToday at 2:27 PM
yes
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:27 PM
Alright
zorbeesToday at 2:27 PM
no
Da Letter ElToday at 2:27 PM
in boosts, yes
zorbeesToday at 2:27 PM
unless u mean boosts reload
yeah my nad i thought u meant cards
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:27 PM
Okay cool
zorbeesToday at 2:27 PM
honestly whichever of us loses is going to get fucked by something in the rules being unexplained so idk
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:28 PM
Ah so it's a new round for both players whenever somebody reloads
got it
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:28 PM
yeah
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:28 PM
Imma fucking grab a yoghurt
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:28 PM
yog's hurt
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:29 PM
The solution is nutrition
zorbeesToday at 2:29 PM
can we just pick something
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:29 PM
why isn't Black White in the death match list
that is the superior version of this game
zorbeesToday at 2:30 PM
this is nothing like black and white
and black and white isnt even that good
its nice and simple though
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:30 PM
It's good irl
zorbeesToday at 2:30 PM
which is always nice
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:30 PM
but bad online
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:30 PM
black and white is simple
ye
zorbeesToday at 2:31 PM
this is so fucking dumb, no matter what happens, the loser is going to be screwed by this lack of explained rule, this is why i want to just start over with the rule being decided upon at the start but i know that caff wouldnt like ythat since hes got the advantage atm
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:32 PM
Actually I thought I had just made a grade A choke
zorbeesToday at 2:32 PM
i mean it depends on what the rule is, is what im saying
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:32 PM
yh
brb
lemme grab
a 12 janggi set
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:33 PM
dog was fun
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:34 PM
FUCK
THAT
If I play that DM I am DEAD
flat out, on the ground, rigor mortis DEAD
zorbeesToday at 2:34 PM
so what you're saying is, because nobody knows what the rules are for this game, we should switch to dog?
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:34 PM
no
zorbeesToday at 2:34 PM
that was directed at caf
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:35 PM
just reflecting on my fun times playing dog with viper
zorbeesToday at 2:35 PM
and was sarcastic
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:35 PM
FUCK NO
PLEASE NO
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:35 PM
:]
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:35 PM
DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT DOG
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:35 PM
we could play 50/50 coinflip, caf
heads you lose, tails zorbs wins :^)
zorbeesToday at 2:36 PM
can we just agree on something and get this moving lol, fuck waiting for sam
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:37 PM
@DLE I motion that 1 vs 1 + ? = draw
your thoughts?
Da Letter El
Da Letter ElToday at 2:37 PM
sam responded with a non-answer
that seems fine idc lets just move on
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:38 PM
are both players fine with this?
zorbeesToday at 2:38 PM
i am
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:38 PM
Let me get my bearings rq
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:39 PM
if this is the case, r3 starts with zorb having 1, 2, 3, 3, 4 and caf 1, 2, 4, 5, 5
zorbeesToday at 2:39 PM
caff's 1 2 4 are still in discard right
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:39 PM
yh
zorbeesToday at 2:40 PM
kk that makes it easy for me
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:40 PM
I have 5, 5
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:40 PM
oh, discard doesn't reset each round?
zorbeesToday at 2:40 PM
discard resets when you get through your hand
its not the same as boosts
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:40 PM
k
REEEEEEEE at caf
zorbeesToday at 2:43 PM
i mean he literally has to play a 5
idk whats taking so long
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:43 PM
yes
but he is
"thinking"
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:45 PM
I have boosts Zorbees
that is what is taking me so long
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:45 PM
caf plays 5+ 1 + 2 to zorbs 1
zorb gets 1 and 5 in his discard
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:45 PM
Forced to play a 5
zorbeesToday at 2:46 PM
2
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:46 PM
hi this is the main chat
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:46 PM
Yeah it doesn't matter
zorbeesToday at 2:46 PM
wait u used both boosts
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:46 PM
I'm forced to play a 5
zorbeesToday at 2:46 PM
i will submit my proper move in private
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:47 PM
zorb plays 4 + 2, beating caf's 5. zorb's discard gains 4 and 5
round 4. zorb's 2, 3, 3 vs caf
's 1, 2 4
caf plays 1, zorb plays 2. 1 and 2 move to EP
zorb plays 3 + 1, caf plays 4 + 1 + 2. caf gets 4, 3, 1, and 2 to his discard
zorbeesToday at 2:51 PM
then i get his 2 with my 3
n need to bother submitting when he used both boosts
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:52 PM
r5 starts with zorbs having 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5 and caf with 1, 2, 3, 4 if I'm not mistaken
zorbeesToday at 2:52 PM
seems right
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:52 PM
yeah...
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:54 PM
caff played 1, zorbs 3 +2. 1 and 3 to EP.
REEEEEE at caf
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:56 PM
Mate
I could very well lose here
let me think
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zorbeesToday at 2:57 PM
who won
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zorbeesToday at 2:57 PM
lol
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 2:57 PM
I choked
because I wasn't thinking
HeaLnReveaLToday at 2:57 PM
zorb played 1, caff played 3... 3 and 1 from EP go to caf's discard, new 3 and 1 go to EP?
zorbeesToday at 2:58 PM
yep
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:01 PM
REEEE at caf
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:01 PM
LET ME THINK
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:01 PM
you can think with a reee
zorb plays 5, caf plays 5 + 3
Da Letter ElToday at 3:02 PM
bop
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:02 PM
*4 +3
zorbeesToday at 3:02 PM
u mean 4+3?
kk
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:02 PM
My fault, mistyped
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:02 PM
4 and 5 to caf's discard
caf plays 2, zorb 5. 5 and 2 to zorb's discard
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:03 PM
as does 1 and 3
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:03 PM
and 1 and 3
round 6: zorbs 2, 4 caf 1, 3, 4, 5
caf played 1, zorb 2. 1 and 2 to EP
zorb 4, caf 5 + 1 + 2
4 and 5 to caf discard
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:07 PM
I think
we've succeeded
at creating a stalemate
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:08 PM
and caf gets 1 and 2 from ep
next round is zorb 1, 2, 3, 5 to caf;s 3, 4
(with 1, 2, 4, 5 in caf's discard)
eww discord lag
zorb 3 + 2, caf 4 + 3. caf gets 3 and 4 in discard
zorb 5, caf 3. zorb gets 5 and 3 to discard
next round is zorb 1, 2 vs caf 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5
with 5 and 3 in zorb discard
1 BLOCKED MESSAGE
apricityToday at 3:11 PM
l m a o
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:11 PM
I swear
this is literally a stalemate
until one of us fucks up the 50/50
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:13 PM
REEEEE at caf
zorb 2 + 3, caf 3. zorb gets 2 and 3 to discard
zorb 1, caf 2. 1 and 2 in EP
next round zorb 2, 3, 3, 5 to caf 1, 4, 4, 5
zorb 5 + 3, caf 1. zorb gets 1, 2 to discard. 1, 5 to EP.
wait
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:18 PM
I won that
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:18 PM
caf wins
zorbeesToday at 3:18 PM
gg
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:18 PM
gg
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:18 PM
caf gets 1, 5 discard. 1 and 2 still in EP
zorbeesToday at 3:19 PM
at least nobody has to deal with that game anymore
heal i concede
because im about to lsoe
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:19 PM
caf plays 5+3 and wins
CHWAffeineBoostToday at 3:19 PM
He can't win the next round
or tie
so yeah
So sorry Zorbees
HeaLnReveaLToday at 3:19 PM
caf wins DeathMatch
was crazy
(1 Survives)
Good to see you celebrate my win.
Can we all agree that anybody who allies with me tends to get booted shortly afterwards?
