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ᕦ(ˇò_ó)ᕤ GET REKTILE DYSFUNCTION ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
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(by thy one in only)
INTRODUCTION
Yo, it’s TheBumbleBeeBoy (yes, the in legend the making), I present ye with thy squad of dope swegness. It has only reached 1750+ 1800+ (#yeet), but this is only due to time spent laddering not squad-recruiting (certainly has top 10 potential).
Anyways, this team was built on the foundation of two savagery Mons, the badassery Mega Heracross and dope fresh Kyurem-Black.
These mons are accompanied by the skill-less Clefable, annoying stall-breaker Talonflame, the annoying yellow magic mage, Slowbro, and the molerat power-drill hybrid, Excadrill.
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PROOF OF MEANINGLESS
CLIQUE-ENLISTMENT PROCESS
Started with Hera, because I think it’s a totally viable OU wall breaker, and it’s dope sweg.
Partnered up Heracross-Mega with Kyurem-Black, because what’s better than one wall breaker? Six, but, two works fine for me.
- Kyurem-Black completed core of offensive savagery
- Kyurem-Black
- Kyurem-Black deals with Manaphy
- Kyurem-Black deals with Azumarill
- Kyurem-Black deals with Manectric-Mega
- Heracross-Mega annihilates Chansey
- Heracross-Mega annihilates Conkeldurr
- Heracross-Mega annihilates Mew (pre-mega)
Recruited Clefable to switch into the Lati-Twins, a troublesome duo for the savagery core I have constructed. Another reason I recruited is to switch into Sableye-Mega, Conkeldurr, and Dragonite. I also recruited Clefable for Stealth Rock support.
Added Talonflame to switch into Ferrothorn, (base/Mega) Scizor, Charizard Y, Mega Venusaur, Serperior, and Tornadus-Therian. I also need Talonflame to
Enlisted Slowbro, because I don’t like getting swept my Sand Rush Excadrill, Mega Lopunny, Mega Metagross, Talonflame, and Charizard X.
Drafted Excadrill, because ecstasy and power drills make a great combo (don’t try at home) and I also I needed an Electric immunity, the resists that accompany Steel types, and hazard removal.
MEET THE STARS OF BREAKING BALANCE
Punch Buggy (Heracross-Mega) (F) @ Heracronite
Ability: Moxie
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Close Combat
- Pin Missile
- Rock Blast
Meet Punch Buggy, I chose Heracross-Mega, because she is my favorite Pokémon. She also tears through every mon slower than it and switches into Bisharp (which she 1HKO’s with Pin Missile or Close Combat). She applies a lot of pressure on BO and stall.
1. Swords Dance
- Provides the ability to 1HKO Skarmory with Close Combat after Rocks.
+2 252 Atk Mega Heracross Close Combat vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Skarmory: 291-343 (87.1 - 102.6%) -- 93.8% chance to OHKO after Stealth Rock
- Gives the ability for Heracross-Mega to switch in and/or stay in on Landorus-T, Gliscor, and Garchomp.
- Allows Heracross-Mega to set-up on Venusaur-Mega and 1HKO with +2 Pin Missile.
- Allows Heracross to 1HKO Clefable with +2 Rock Blast.
+2 252 Atk Mega Heracross Rock Blast (5 hits) vs. 252 HP / 172 Def Clefable: 375-445 (95.1 - 112.9%) -- approx. 93.8% chance to OHKO
2. Close Combat
- 1HKO’s Bisharp, Chansey, and Ferrothorn.
- Reliable STAB with 120 BP and 100% accuracy.
3. Pin Missile
- 1HKO’s Slowbro/Celebi/Tyranitar/Serperior/Mew.
- 2HKO’s Garchomp/Sableye-Mega/Slowbro-Mega/Venusaur-Mega/Jirachi.
4. Rock Blast
- Destroys birds, hits like a rock, 5 rocks to be precise.
- 1HKO’s Togekiss.
- 2HKO’s some Clefable.
needed for Flying-Types in general due to the type’s ability to resist Heracross-Mega’s STAB’s.
Other:
- EV’s maximize Atk and Spe.
- Nature allows Hera to outspeed Gyarados, Breloom, Dragonite, Bisharp, and most bulky Chomps.
- Lead Heracross-Mega versus a Breloom, because Heracross-Mega out speeds and 1HKO’s Breloom with Pin Missile.
- Nature increases Speed without drawing back any of Heracross-Mega’s useful stats.
- Provides the ability to 1HKO Skarmory with Close Combat after Rocks.
+2 252 Atk Mega Heracross Close Combat vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Skarmory: 291-343 (87.1 - 102.6%) -- 93.8% chance to OHKO after Stealth Rock
- Gives the ability for Heracross-Mega to switch in and/or stay in on Landorus-T, Gliscor, and Garchomp.
- Allows Heracross-Mega to set-up on Venusaur-Mega and 1HKO with +2 Pin Missile.
- Allows Heracross to 1HKO Clefable with +2 Rock Blast.
+2 252 Atk Mega Heracross Rock Blast (5 hits) vs. 252 HP / 172 Def Clefable: 375-445 (95.1 - 112.9%) -- approx. 93.8% chance to OHKO
2. Close Combat
- 1HKO’s Bisharp, Chansey, and Ferrothorn.
- Reliable STAB with 120 BP and 100% accuracy.
3. Pin Missile
- 1HKO’s Slowbro/Celebi/Tyranitar/Serperior/Mew.
- 2HKO’s Garchomp/Sableye-Mega/Slowbro-Mega/Venusaur-Mega/Jirachi.
4. Rock Blast
- Destroys birds, hits like a rock, 5 rocks to be precise.
- 1HKO’s Togekiss.
- 2HKO’s some Clefable.
needed for Flying-Types in general due to the type’s ability to resist Heracross-Mega’s STAB’s.
Other:
- EV’s maximize Atk and Spe.
- Nature allows Hera to outspeed Gyarados, Breloom, Dragonite, Bisharp, and most bulky Chomps.
- Lead Heracross-Mega versus a Breloom, because Heracross-Mega out speeds and 1HKO’s Breloom with Pin Missile.
- Nature increases Speed without drawing back any of Heracross-Mega’s useful stats.
Not Scarfed (Kyurem-Black) @ Life Orb
Ability: Teravolt
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Mild Nature
- Ice Beam
- Earth Power
- Fusion Bolt
- Hidden Power [Fire]
Meet Not Scarfed (the token black character). I added Kyurem-Black because it offensively deals with bulky waters and Manectric-Mega.
1. Ice Beam
Strong reliable STAB with great coverage.
2. Earth Power
Handles Heatran, Rotom-Wash, Manectric-Mega, and more.
3. Fusion Bolt
Screws over Azumarill.
4. Hidden Power [Fire]
Does heavy damage to Ferrothorn and (base/Mega) Scizor.
Other:
EV’s let Kyurem-Black outspeed fully invested, positive-natured base 80.Nature increases Kyurem-Black’s SpA.When faced against Ferrothorn/Scizor be like: “scizor is so annoying, fuq”.The name “Not Scarfed” is used to trick people into thinking your Scarfed.They have Kyurem-White in Ubers, but not Black… Kinda racist...
Strong reliable STAB with great coverage.
2. Earth Power
Handles Heatran, Rotom-Wash, Manectric-Mega, and more.
3. Fusion Bolt
Screws over Azumarill.
4. Hidden Power [Fire]
Does heavy damage to Ferrothorn and (base/Mega) Scizor.
Other:
EV’s let Kyurem-Black outspeed fully invested, positive-natured base 80.Nature increases Kyurem-Black’s SpA.When faced against Ferrothorn/Scizor be like: “scizor is so annoying, fuq”.The name “Not Scarfed” is used to trick people into thinking your Scarfed.They have Kyurem-White in Ubers, but not Black… Kinda racist...
Keep Boosting (Clefable) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 172 Def / 84 Spe
Bold Nature
- Moonblast
- Calm Mind
- Stealth Rock
- Soft-Boiled
Meet Keep Boosting (AKA Fairy Godf*cker). Added Clefable to switch into the Lati-Twins, a troublesome duo for the savagery core I have constructed. Clefable handles Sableye-Mega, Conkeldurr, and Dragonite. Clefable also provides Stealth Rock support (which is a necessity).
1. Moonblast
- Reliable STAB to hit Dragons and Dark types.
2. Calm Mind
- Allows for Clefable to handle Rotom-Wash and Sableye-Mega.
- It allows to possibly Clefable sweep against teams with Special Pokémon and Pokémon from which Clefable can take a hit from.
3. Stealth Rocks
- Applies pressure on the opponent and punishes Pokémon vulnerable to Stealth Rocks.
4. Soft Boiled
- Reliable recovery, crucial for a Pokémon needed to take sponge hits.
Needed for Clefable’s daily nutritional requirement of protein.
Other:
The name “Keep Boosting” is to bluff Unaware.
- Reliable STAB to hit Dragons and Dark types.
2. Calm Mind
- Allows for Clefable to handle Rotom-Wash and Sableye-Mega.
- It allows to possibly Clefable sweep against teams with Special Pokémon and Pokémon from which Clefable can take a hit from.
3. Stealth Rocks
- Applies pressure on the opponent and punishes Pokémon vulnerable to Stealth Rocks.
4. Soft Boiled
- Reliable recovery, crucial for a Pokémon needed to take sponge hits.
Needed for Clefable’s daily nutritional requirement of protein.
Other:
The name “Keep Boosting” is to bluff Unaware.
Jimmy Talon (Talonflame) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Gale Wings
EVs: 248 HP / 200 SpD / 60 Spe
Careful Nature
- Brave Bird
- Taunt
- Will-O-Wisp
- Roost
Meet Talonflame, the bird that pisses you off without sh*ting on your shoulder. I added Talonflame to switch in and take care of troublesome Pokémon, these Pokémon including (but not limiting to): Ferrothorn, (base/Mega) Scizor, Charizard-Y, Clefable, Sylveon, Serperior, Venusaur-Mega, and Tornadus-Therian.
1. Brave Bird
-Strong priority STAB.
2. Wil-O-Wisp
- Gives Talonflame the ability to cripple mons, that are vulnerable to Wil-O-Wisp.
- Screwing over Landorus-Therian is funny.
3, Taunt- Allows to Talonflame to handle stall mons.
- Getting Seeded isn’t fun unless you're the one doing the Seeding and Taylor Swift is the one getting Seeded.
4. Roost
- Reliable recovery, crucial for a Pokémon needed to take sponge hits.
- Spread allows Talonflame to outspeed max speed Jolly Excadrill.
- “Jimmy Talon....” Get it? Haha. BTW, I am not the, who created thy holy nickname bestowed upon thy Talonflame.
-Strong priority STAB.
2. Wil-O-Wisp
- Gives Talonflame the ability to cripple mons, that are vulnerable to Wil-O-Wisp.
- Screwing over Landorus-Therian is funny.
3, Taunt- Allows to Talonflame to handle stall mons.
- Getting Seeded isn’t fun unless you're the one doing the Seeding and Taylor Swift is the one getting Seeded.
4. Roost
- Reliable recovery, crucial for a Pokémon needed to take sponge hits.
- Spread allows Talonflame to outspeed max speed Jolly Excadrill.
- “Jimmy Talon....” Get it? Haha. BTW, I am not the, who created thy holy nickname bestowed upon thy Talonflame.
Salapotamus (Slowbro) @ Leftovers
Ability: Regenerator
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 228 Def / 24 SpD / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Psyshock
- Thunder Wave
- Slack Off
Meet Slowbro, casted as “annoying salamander-hippo hybrid”. Slowbro was added to prevent Sand Rush Excadrill, Talonflame, Metagross-Mega, and Keldeo from 6-0’ing the squad. I also need Slowbro to cripple Charizard X in his/her tracks, so my team didn’t get massacred.
1. Scald
- Hits Excadrill and Talonflame super-effectively.
- Annoy the sh*t out of my opponents, by burning their whole team.
2. Psyshock
- Hit Keldeo and Conkeldurr.
3. Thunder Wave
- Cripple Charizard-X.
- Annoy the sh*t out of your opponent with hax until they forfeit or get so frustrated they start playing like crap (if already was playing like crap, the stinkier crap).
4. Slack Off
- Reliable recovery, crucial for a Pokémon needed to take sponge hits
Other:
- SpD EV’s is used to avoid a 2HKO from Keldeo’s Specs Hydro Pump after Rocks
- Spe EV’s is used to outspeed Amoonguss
- “Salapatamus” is a combination of salamander and hippopotamus.
- Hits Excadrill and Talonflame super-effectively.
- Annoy the sh*t out of my opponents, by burning their whole team.
2. Psyshock
- Hit Keldeo and Conkeldurr.
3. Thunder Wave
- Cripple Charizard-X.
- Annoy the sh*t out of your opponent with hax until they forfeit or get so frustrated they start playing like crap (if already was playing like crap, the stinkier crap).
4. Slack Off
- Reliable recovery, crucial for a Pokémon needed to take sponge hits
Other:
- SpD EV’s is used to avoid a 2HKO from Keldeo’s Specs Hydro Pump after Rocks
- Spe EV’s is used to outspeed Amoonguss
- “Salapatamus” is a combination of salamander and hippopotamus.
Drill Bill (Excadrill) (F) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: HP 20 / 252 Atk / 236 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Iron Head
- Rock Slide
- Rapid Spin
Meet Excadrill, the mutant power drill lit on ecstasy. I added Excadrill to remove hazards and fulfill the role as Ground and Steel Type. Excadrill brings needed Speed by utilizing its Scarf and serves as a revenge killer.
MONS WITH NO CHILL
1. Earthquake
Strong reliable STAB with good coverage.
2. Iron Head
- Needed to hit Fairies hard.
3. Rock Slide
- Needed to hit Talonflame and Zapdos.
4. Rapid Spin
- Provides much-needed hazard removal.
Other:
- the name “Drill Bill” is a Kill Bill reference.
Strong reliable STAB with good coverage.
2. Iron Head
- Needed to hit Fairies hard.
3. Rock Slide
- Needed to hit Talonflame and Zapdos.
4. Rapid Spin
- Provides much-needed hazard removal.
Other:
- the name “Drill Bill” is a Kill Bill reference.
MONS WITH NO CHILL
"Fuq dat shit and run."
- TheBumbleBeeBoy
(P.S. base Hera out speeds base Voir, so you can mega against base and kill with Missile, some people don't know that, LOL)
REPLAYS FOR DAYS
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-274410095 - vs Prankster (OU room tour final)
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-289449253 - vs The Wonder Trio (Stall; peaked #1)
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-289480851 - vs MYTHOLOGICAL GIMMICK SHIT (HO; peaked #1)
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-289585202 - vs MegaZam Balance
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-289481790 - vs MegaCham Balance
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-289451936 - vs Heat Swag ft. Arcanine, Ryperior, and Nidoking
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-289450311 - vs MegaGross HO ft. Manaphy
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-290581964 - vs oml it's too ez (read the chat log if confused)
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-423245645 - vs IAmANiggletAMA (OU room tour final)
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-424570427 - vs Storm Zone
WANTED TO HOLLA AT
Blarghlfarghl, for handing me toilet paper when I needed it most.
DayDayClark69, because you're my bes fren IRL.
AD Impish John, for being a good ol’ fren on the forum.
Qwazz, for being my rival and, for pushing me to want to be better than other people, because that’s what PS is about.
Yyum, Chainy, HellfireKnots, and NJNP. Thanks for voicing
me in Hellfire Club, especially you Yyum, you are the one who invited me after all.
Not a Racist, for him wanting me too, Hellfire for life.
Reverb, for being my number one and, keep trying buddy (I’m gonna rek you one day).
ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END
Blarghlfarghl, for handing me toilet paper when I needed it most.
DayDayClark69, because you're my bes fren IRL.
AD Impish John, for being a good ol’ fren on the forum.
Qwazz, for being my rival and, for pushing me to want to be better than other people, because that’s what PS is about.
Yyum, Chainy, HellfireKnots, and NJNP. Thanks for voicing
me in Hellfire Club, especially you Yyum, you are the one who invited me after all.
Reverb, for being my number one and, keep trying buddy (I’m gonna rek you one day).
ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END
And with my kind-hearted words I conclude this RMT, but don’t cry friend, it’s okay, you’re welcome to use the team to you heatr’s contempt, just don’t change the nicknames or I’ll cut you.
Duces mofos.
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