monkfish
what are birds? we just don't know.
welcome one and all to the mf guide to firstposting. in this thread i will take you through the whats, the whys, the whos and the hows of posting 'first' as the first reply in a thread.
what is firstposting?
firstposting is posting 'first' as the first reply in a thread
why is firstposting?
there are many good reasons to post 'first':
who is firstposting?
many posters indulge in a firstpost from time to time. a few examples:
how is firstposting?
to make your first firstpost, simply post 'first'. that's all there is to it!
what is firstposting?
firstposting is posting 'first' as the first reply in a thread
why is firstposting?
there are many good reasons to post 'first':
- to engage with the thread and forge a meaningful connection between threadmonger and firstposter
- to assert your presence in the thread
- to declare that your lightning fast posting reflexes are faster than your competitors
- to "get the ball rolling" by joining the threadmonger and showing to your fellow posters that the water is fine and to come on in and start posting
- to imply that your priority is posting 'first' rather than responding to the OP or even reading it to begin with. this marks your dominance over the other posters in the forum
who is firstposting?
many posters indulge in a firstpost from time to time. a few examples:
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cookie said:
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and here is an ancient video documenting the practice from a dedicated firstposterfirst
how is firstposting?
to make your first firstpost, simply post 'first'. that's all there is to it!