I'm tired of the coinflip of fucking random pt offensive teams so i made this team i think its pretty bogus!!! check it
Can Of Worms (Metagross) Choice Scarf
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spd
Jolly nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Meteor Mash
- Trick
- Explosion
- Stealth Rock
deoe leads ar annoying but apart frmo that this thing almsot aways comes out on top. usually trick-->sr--> boom or trick --> setup with something else. fast gross is awesome and outspeeds alot of stuff like bulky zapdos/gliscor who i like to boom on ^^
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Plane to Heaven (Zapdos) @ Life Orb
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP/220 Def/36 Spd
Bold nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Heat Wave
- Thunderbolt
- Roost
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
this set is great, zapdos is such an awesome pokemon! bulky evs+roost lo give me punch when i need it and bulk where i need it. sr weak is annoying. beats scizor/waters/etc. hp fight for bliss of course ehhehehe
yes i mean tar/tran dont be retarded my god. twave might help though?
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Tyranitar (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP/4 Spd/252 SDef
Careful nature (+SDef, -SAtk)
- Curse
- Crunch
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
god thank you tangerine ... this set kidna decimates everything that switches in not named machamp. 3 curses and i survive hera's cc. its almost sad when they switch to like vappy/milotic
Canned Chili (Heatran) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 4 HP/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Hasty nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Explosion
- Hidden Power [Electric]
- Earth Power
- Fire Blast
such a great set. sometimes i use it exclusively for booming blissey to help zapdos with harassment. gyaras switching in are great fun too! this is an old dp standard that iirc i say Slice n dice using first xD
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Caterpillar (Gyarados) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP/112 Atk/144 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Dragon Dance
- Rest
- Waterfall
- Sleep Talk
the great thing about resttalk gyara is that it punches through alot of stuff ttar fears, namely fighters. great set, back form team BIG to own it up!!!
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The Pope (Deoxys-S) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 44 Atk/212 Spd/252 SAtk
Naive nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Superpower
- Psychic
- Ice Beam
- Thunderbolt
Psychic for champ/whoever
ib+speed for ddmence
tb for gyara
etc!! keeps hyper offensive teams from flat out winning. works well on this team ;D
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its devastatingly easy to keep momentum going on this team, none of my pokemon are exceptionally frail so i can keep switching in to an extent. This means that for example having zapdos isnt a liability since it just means bliss gets switched in on by tar/gross when she tries to wall me. vaporeon trying to wall gyara get easily set up on by tar, and fighters trying to take out tar usally get beat by gyara.
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most annoying things :
fighters in general sinc ei have nothing to prevetnt sr and zapdos/gyara get worn out.. but they can usually handle them if im smart (which i aint all the time!) machamp is especially a bitch
solrock! quakeslide kinda ruins me in general.
cm cune sometimes =( i can boom on it though! but offensive is terrifying
giratina-o !!!!! gengar is actually a bit of a bitch as usual but i have alot of checks against him. tricking a scarf pretty much means hes a non issue!
infernape is terrible with sr down.
motor driven electivire.. ip/eq/tb/cross chop alone 6-0s me almost!
this is a relatively young team but easily my best of this gen. i mightve missed something or other etc etc /bs /bs im the best fu ckyou all

Can Of Worms (Metagross) Choice Scarf
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spd
Jolly nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Meteor Mash
- Trick
- Explosion
- Stealth Rock
deoe leads ar annoying but apart frmo that this thing almsot aways comes out on top. usually trick-->sr--> boom or trick --> setup with something else. fast gross is awesome and outspeeds alot of stuff like bulky zapdos/gliscor who i like to boom on ^^
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Plane to Heaven (Zapdos) @ Life Orb
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP/220 Def/36 Spd
Bold nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Heat Wave
- Thunderbolt
- Roost
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
this set is great, zapdos is such an awesome pokemon! bulky evs+roost lo give me punch when i need it and bulk where i need it. sr weak is annoying. beats scizor/waters/etc. hp fight for bliss of course ehhehehe
yes i mean tar/tran dont be retarded my god. twave might help though?
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Tyranitar (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP/4 Spd/252 SDef
Careful nature (+SDef, -SAtk)
- Curse
- Crunch
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
god thank you tangerine ... this set kidna decimates everything that switches in not named machamp. 3 curses and i survive hera's cc. its almost sad when they switch to like vappy/milotic

Canned Chili (Heatran) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 4 HP/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Hasty nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Explosion
- Hidden Power [Electric]
- Earth Power
- Fire Blast
such a great set. sometimes i use it exclusively for booming blissey to help zapdos with harassment. gyaras switching in are great fun too! this is an old dp standard that iirc i say Slice n dice using first xD
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Caterpillar (Gyarados) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP/112 Atk/144 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Dragon Dance
- Rest
- Waterfall
- Sleep Talk
the great thing about resttalk gyara is that it punches through alot of stuff ttar fears, namely fighters. great set, back form team BIG to own it up!!!
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The Pope (Deoxys-S) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 44 Atk/212 Spd/252 SAtk
Naive nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Superpower
- Psychic
- Ice Beam
- Thunderbolt
Psychic for champ/whoever
ib+speed for ddmence
tb for gyara
etc!! keeps hyper offensive teams from flat out winning. works well on this team ;D
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its devastatingly easy to keep momentum going on this team, none of my pokemon are exceptionally frail so i can keep switching in to an extent. This means that for example having zapdos isnt a liability since it just means bliss gets switched in on by tar/gross when she tries to wall me. vaporeon trying to wall gyara get easily set up on by tar, and fighters trying to take out tar usally get beat by gyara.
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most annoying things :
fighters in general sinc ei have nothing to prevetnt sr and zapdos/gyara get worn out.. but they can usually handle them if im smart (which i aint all the time!) machamp is especially a bitch
solrock! quakeslide kinda ruins me in general.
cm cune sometimes =( i can boom on it though! but offensive is terrifying
giratina-o !!!!! gengar is actually a bit of a bitch as usual but i have alot of checks against him. tricking a scarf pretty much means hes a non issue!
infernape is terrible with sr down.
motor driven electivire.. ip/eq/tb/cross chop alone 6-0s me almost!
this is a relatively young team but easily my best of this gen. i mightve missed something or other etc etc /bs /bs im the best fu ckyou all