CAP BASH
The SECRET STRUGGLE
Once upon a time...
Umbreon Dan and I have constructed our supersecret plan... only to have users Beej and reachzero attempt to foil them.
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Session Start: Sun Nov 29 23:17:24 2009
Session Ident: #supersecret
03[23:17] * Now talking in #supersecret
05[23:17] -aurora.uk.eu.synirc.net:@#supersecret- plus- invited umbreon_dan into the channel.
03[23:17] * umbreon_dan (~help@does.this.vhost.look.legit.or.how.can.i.make.it.look.legit) has joined #supersecret
03[23:17] * ReyScarface (~Scar@the.cute.mexican.boy.lays.dormant) has joined #supersecret
03[23:17] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #supersecret
[23:18] <BEEJ> hi
01[23:18] <@plus-> what is this
03[23:18] * Retrieving #supersecret modes...
03[23:18] * plus- sets mode: +i
[23:18] <umbreon_dan> get out of our channel >:(
03[23:18] * ReyScarface was kicked by plus- (plus-)
[23:18] <BEEJ> :(
03[23:18] * plus- sets mode: +o umbreon_dan
[23:18] <BEEJ> why can't I stay
[23:18] <@umbreon_dan> its too secret
03[23:18] * BEEJ was kicked by plus- (plus-)
01[23:18] <@plus-> lol
01[23:18] <@plus-> hahaha
[23:18] <@umbreon_dan> heh
[23:18] <@umbreon_dan> is this going somewhere?
01[23:18] <@plus-> yea
05[23:18] -fjord.no.eu.synirc.net:@#supersecret- [Knock] by BEEJ!~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net (no reason specified)
05[23:18] -fjord.no.eu.synirc.net:@#supersecret- [Knock] by BEEJ!~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net (no reason specified)
05[23:18] -fjord.no.eu.synirc.net:@#supersecret- [Knock] by BEEJ!~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net (no reason specified)
05[23:18] -fjord.no.eu.synirc.net:@#supersecret- [Knock] by BEEJ!~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net (no reason specified)
05[23:18] -fjord.no.eu.synirc.net:@#supersecret- [Knock] by BEEJ!~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net (no reason specified)
01[23:19] <@plus-> fine
01[23:19] <@plus-> we'll let beej in
05[23:19] -fjord.no.eu.synirc.net:@#supersecret- [Knock] by BEEJ!~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net (no reason specified)
05[23:19] -fjord.no.eu.synirc.net:@#supersecret- [Knock] by BEEJ!~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net (no reason specified)
03[23:19] * plus- sets mode: -i
01[23:19] <@plus-> should we let him in on our plan ud?
01[23:19] <@plus-> idk
[23:19] <@umbreon_dan> hmm
01[23:19] <@plus-> if this gets out to the public
01[23:19] <@plus-> it will fall to pieces
01[23:19] <@plus-> especially with most of the mods in on this already
01[23:20] <@plus-> :/
[23:20] <@umbreon_dan> :|
01[23:20] <@plus-> oh
01[23:20] <@plus-> beej isn't here
[23:20] <@umbreon_dan> yeah...
05[23:20] -fjord.no.eu.synirc.net:@#supersecret- plus- invited BEEJ into the channel.
03[23:20] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #supersecret
01[23:20] <@plus-> [23:19] <@plus-> should we let him in on our plan ud?
01[23:20] <@plus-> [23:19] <@plus-> idk
01[23:20] <@plus-> [23:19] <@umbreon_dan> hmm
01[23:20] <@plus-> [23:19] <@plus-> if this gets out to the public
01[23:20] <@plus-> [23:19] <@plus-> it will fall to pieces
01[23:20] <@plus-> [23:19] <@plus-> especially with most of the mods in on this already
01[23:20] <@plus-> [23:20] <@plus-> :/
01[23:20] <@plus-> [23:20] <@umbreon_dan> :|
01[23:20] <@plus-> [23:20] <@plus-> oh
01[23:20] <@plus-> [23:20] <@plus-> beej isn't here
01[23:20] <@plus-> [23:20] <@umbreon_dan> yeah...
[23:20] <@umbreon_dan> what are you doing back here
[23:20] <BEEJ> YAYYYYYYY
03[23:20] * reachzero (~reachzero@synIRC-3F78AAEF.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has joined #supersecret
[23:20] <@umbreon_dan> hey
01[23:20] <@plus-> what is this
[23:20] <@umbreon_dan> this channel is supposed to be a secret
[23:20] <BEEJ> what
01[23:20] <@plus-> eek
[23:21] <BEEJ> what is this
[23:21] <@umbreon_dan> how did everybody suddenly find out about #secretchannel
01[23:21] <@plus-> quick umbreon dan to our other secret channel
[23:21] <@umbreon_dan> >:(
01[23:21] <@plus-> TO #PIZZA WE GOOOOOOOOOO
03[23:23] * plus- changes topic to 'UD AND PLUS HAVE RELOCATED TO #PIZZA DONT COME'
03[23:23] * ReyScarface (~Scar@the.cute.mexican.boy.lays.dormant) has joined #supersecret
03[23:24] * ReyScarface changes topic to '4Where Plus sucks UD's 1 inch duck and Beej watches >:('
14[23:24] * ReyScarface (~Scar@the.cute.mexican.boy.lays.dormant) has left #supersecret
03[23:24] * plus- changes topic to 'UD AND PLUS HAVE RELOCATED TO #PIZZA DONT COME'
As you can see, many users tried to infiltrate our base, so we relocated to our deliciously secret channel, #pizza.
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03[23:21] * Now talking in #pizza
03[23:21] * umbreon_dan (~help@does.this.vhost.look.legit.or.how.can.i.make.it.look.legit) has joined #pizza
03[23:21] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #pizza
03[23:21] * Retrieving #pizza modes...
[23:21] <BEEJ> HI
01[23:21] <@plus-> okay what the fuck
01[23:21] <@plus-> how did you get here
[23:21] <umbreon_dan> wtf
[23:21] <umbreon_dan> did you invite beej
[23:21] <BEEJ> ahahahaha
[23:21] <umbreon_dan> >:(
[23:21] <BEEJ> okay seriously guys
[23:21] <BEEJ> what is this
01[23:21] <@plus-> pulling shenanigans
01[23:22] <@plus-> x)
03[23:22] * reachzero (~reachzero@synIRC-3F78AAEF.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has joined #pizza
01[23:22] <@plus-> oh cmon
01[23:22] <@plus-> now beej
01[23:22] <@plus-> and then reach
[23:22] <umbreon_dan> seriously wtf
01[23:22] <@plus-> ;_;
[23:22] <BEEJ> reach and I
[23:22] <BEEJ> are the most trustworthy people ever
[23:22] <BEEJ> ever forever
[23:22] <reachzero> yup
[23:22] <reachzero> I can prove it
[23:22] <reachzero> I locked you out of #secretcap
01[23:23] <@plus-> beej stole it
01[23:23] <@plus-> before i could get there
[23:23] <reachzero> it's very secure and secret now
[23:23] <BEEJ> ahahaha
[23:23] <umbreon_dan> thats okay
01[23:23] <@plus-> gimme channel abck
[23:23] <umbreon_dan> we are moving
02[23:23] <umbreon_dan> plos
[23:23] <umbreon_dan> get in #beejsmells
03[23:24] * plus- changes topic to 'WE RELOCATED TO #BEEJSMELLS DONT CMOE'
With fat users Beej and reach eating all the secret in our #pizza, we relocated to #beejsmells, where our biggest secrets could be discussed upon.
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03[23:23] * Now talking in #beejsmells
03[23:23] * reachzero (~reachzero@synIRC-3F78AAEF.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) has joined #beejsmells
03[23:24] * Retrieving #beejsmells modes...
[23:24] <@umbreon_dan> kay seriously
01[23:24] <plus-> too persistent
[23:24] <@umbreon_dan> we need privace
[23:24] <@umbreon_dan> y
[23:24] <@umbreon_dan> >:(
[23:24] <BEEJ> guys trust me
[23:24] <BEEJ> we will NEVER find you in #thunderdick
03[23:24] * BEEJ was kicked by umbreon_dan (cool i'll go to #thunderdick right now !!!!)
03[23:24] * umbreon_dan sets mode: +i
[23:25] <@umbreon_dan> okay so plus
01[23:25] <plus-> nooooooooooooou
[23:25] <@umbreon_dan> down to business
01[23:25] <plus-> w/e just substitute the plans for codenames
[23:25] <reachzero> you could always come to MY secret hideout
Things to note: reachzero and beej have a secret channel, which was stolen by the secret channel makers. Enraged, we entered the fray, only to be sent back with a kick.
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Session Start: Sun Nov 29 23:24:31 2009
Session Ident: #thunderdick
03[23:24] * Now talking in #thunderdick
01[23:24] <plus-> what
03[23:24] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #thunderdick
01[23:24] <plus-> how did yo udiscouver my hideout.........
03[23:24] * reachzero sets mode: +mi
03[23:24] * reachzero sets mode: +l 1
01[23:24] <plus-> oh no
[23:24] #thunderdick You need voice (+v) (#thunderdick)
01[23:25] -> -#thunderdick- fagets
Session Close: Sun Nov 29 23:25:05 2009
Since I wasn't able to talk (the fucking nazis) I sent them super angry mean insults at them! I sure got them good hehe! :)
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Session Start: Sun Nov 29 23:26:49 2009
Session Ident: #reachzeroisasexybeast
03[23:26] * Now talking in #reachzeroisasexybeast
01[23:26] <plus-> nice hideout
[23:26] <@reachzero> :)
03[23:27] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #reachzeroisasexybeast
[23:27] <BEEJ> I FOUND THE OTHER HIDEOUT
01[23:27] <plus-> where is ud
01[23:27] <plus-> i need to discuss matters with him
03[23:27] * umbreon_dan (~help@does.this.vhost.look.legit.or.how.can.i.make.it.look.legit) has joined #reachzeroisasexybeast
01[23:28] <plus-> did you get my pm ud
[23:28] <umbreon_dan> reachzero
[23:28] <umbreon_dan> cnat
[23:28] <umbreon_dan> be
01[23:28] <plus-> people these days........
[23:28] <umbreon_dan> sexy
[23:28] <umbreon_dan> beast
[23:28] <umbreon_dan> too
[23:28] <umbreon_dan> pastor
02[23:28] <umbreon_dan> yes i did plos
[23:28] <@reachzero> ^_^
01[23:28] <plus-> anyways all you gotta do is get the doohickey from mickey
01[23:28] <plus-> idk if he'll give it to you
[23:28] <umbreon_dan> which doohickey
[23:28] <umbreon_dan> the springloader
01[23:28] <plus-> check the pm for the key
[23:28] <umbreon_dan> or the overbot
[23:28] <umbreon_dan> ?
01[23:29] <plus-> neither we have a secret rendevous with the authority there
[23:29] <umbreon_dan> oh
[23:29] <umbreon_dan> you mean molejustmole
[23:29] <umbreon_dan> ?
01[23:29] <plus-> maybe
01[23:29] <plus-> we can't let our spectators in on this
01[23:29] <plus-> you see
[23:29] <BEEJ> oh my god
[23:29] <BEEJ> what the hell are you talking about
[23:29] <BEEJ> x_x
[23:29] <umbreon_dan> wat
[23:29] <umbreon_dan> beej is here
01[23:29] <plus-> its secert...
03[23:29] * reachzero changes topic to '??'
03[23:29] * reachzero sets mode: +t
[23:29] <umbreon_dan> he
[23:29] <umbreon_dan> is
[23:29] <umbreon_dan> not
[23:29] <umbreon_dan> trust
[23:29] <umbreon_dan> worth
[23:29] <umbreon_dan> y
[23:30] <umbreon_dan> able
[23:30] <BEEJ> I thought you were gonna say
[23:30] <BEEJ> that I'm not trust
[23:30] <BEEJ> :(
01[23:30] <plus-> anyways
03[23:30] * reachzero changes topic to '????'
01[23:30] <plus-> as long as we get the plans from him
[23:30] <@reachzero> grr
01[23:30] <plus-> we can launch the shit
[23:30] <umbreon_dan> beej is no trust
01[23:30] <plus-> and then we'll be famous
[23:30] <umbreon_dan> beejs needs more trust
01[23:30] <plus-> FAMOUS
03[23:30] * reachzero changes topic to '/font'
01[23:30] <plus-> AND IT'S ALL DUE TO OUR INGENIOUS PLAN
[23:30] <umbreon_dan> beej cant get trust either
03[23:31] * reachzero changes topic to '??'
[23:31] <umbreon_dan> too beej
[23:31] <@reachzero> meh
03[23:31] * Retrieving #reachzeroisasexybeast modes...
[23:31] <umbreon_dan> plus
01[23:31] <plus-> ?
[23:31] <umbreon_dan> we are moving
[23:31] <umbreon_dan> to
[23:31] <BEEJ> they will never find
[23:31] <BEEJ> my secret channel
[23:31] <umbreon_dan> #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
I realized they had a secret secret channel as well, so I broke into their hideout with umbreon dan and stole the channel! Claiming this channel as our own, we set out for our most secretest secret base in all of "The IRC"! Furthermore, with reachzero nearly dead, we were on our way to victory, discussing our plans for CAP!
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03[23:31] * Now talking in #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
03[23:31] * umbreon_dan changes topic to 'they will never find my secret channel'
03[23:31] * umbreon_dan sets mode: +t
[23:32] <BEEJ> quick
[23:32] <@umbreon_dan> so plus
[23:32] <BEEJ> beej will NEVER find us
[23:32] <@umbreon_dan> god damn it
[23:32] <@umbreon_dan> beej
[23:32] <@umbreon_dan> seriously
[23:32] <BEEJ> in #beejisnottrust
[23:32] <@umbreon_dan> getout
[23:32] <@umbreon_dan> you are not trust
01[23:32] <plus-> quick
03[23:32] * BEEJ was kicked by umbreon_dan (get some more trust)
03[23:32] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
[23:32] <@umbreon_dan> okay now that we are alone plus
[23:32] <BEEJ> :(
[23:32] <@umbreon_dan> hey he came back
01[23:32] <plus-> aww wat
[23:32] <@umbreon_dan> >:(
03[23:33] * Retrieving #reachzeroisnotasexybeast modes...
06[23:33] * plus- slaps BEEJ around a bit with a large trout
01[23:33] <plus-> hah!
01[23:33] <plus-> ok anywasssssss
01[23:33] <plus-> >_>
[23:33] <@umbreon_dan> i thought he was a goner!
03[23:33] * BEEJ was kicked by umbreon_dan (no the beej came back!)
03[23:33] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
[23:33] <@umbreon_dan> the very next day?
01[23:34] <plus-> yea
03[23:34] * BEEJ was kicked by umbreon_dan (the beej came back)
01[23:34] <plus-> wtf
03[23:34] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
03[23:34] * BEEJ was kicked by umbreon_dan (THE BEEJ CAME BACK)
[23:34] <BEEJ> it's okay guys don't worry
01[23:34] <plus-> whatever
[23:34] <BEEJ> I'm not actually here
03[23:34] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
01[23:34] <plus-> as long as he doesn't find out
01[23:34] <plus-> we wont have-
01[23:34] <plus-> >_>
[23:34] <@umbreon_dan> fuck
[23:34] <@umbreon_dan> the beej just keeps coming back
01[23:34] <plus-> he's invincible
[23:34] <BEEJ> :(
[23:34] <BEEJ> c'mon guyyyyyyyyys
01[23:36] <@plus-> well ud do you think beej will play a heavy role in our plans?
[23:36] <BEEJ> BEATEN
03[23:36] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
03[23:36] * BEEJ was kicked by umbreon_dan (BIRD BIRD BIRD)
[23:36] <BEEJ> BIRD'S THE WORD
01[23:36] <@plus-> well ud do you think beej will play a heavy role in our plans?
03[23:36] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
[23:36] <@umbreon_dan> nah no way plus
01[23:36] <@plus-> yeah bee-
01[23:36] <@plus-> ~_~
03[23:36] * BEEJ was kicked by plus- (plus-)
03[23:36] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
01[23:36] <@plus-> he's kinda useless
01[23:36] <@plus-> imo
01[23:36] <@plus-> f]asfsdf
01[23:36] <@plus-> kjl
03[23:36] * BEEJ was kicked by plus- (BEGONE KNAVE)
03[23:36] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
03[23:36] * BEEJ was kicked by umbreon_dan (its hard to talk behind your back when you're here)
[23:36] <BEEJ> what the fuck is this
03[23:37] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
[23:37] <BEEJ> :(:(:(:(:(
01[23:37] <@plus-> WE' RE DISCUSSING MATTERS
01[23:37] <@plus-> and you're not invited to my birthday party
01[23:37] <@plus-> hmph
[23:37] <BEEJ> you live in fucking new jersey
[23:37] <BEEJ> how could I go to your party anyway
[23:37] <BEEJ> :(
01[23:37] <@plus-> hours bus ride
01[23:37] <@plus-> grand central
[23:37] <BEEJ> exactly
[23:37] <@umbreon_dan> hrmph
[23:37] <BEEJ> way too long
01[23:37] <@plus-> take a bus to morris county
02[23:37] <@umbreon_dan> hey plos
01[23:37] <@plus-> yeah?
[23:37] <@umbreon_dan> tennisface is here
[23:37] <@umbreon_dan> is he
[23:37] <@umbreon_dan> in
[23:37] <@umbreon_dan> on
[23:37] <@umbreon_dan> our
[23:37] <@umbreon_dan> plan
[23:37] <@umbreon_dan> ?
01[23:37] <@plus-> no
[23:38] <@umbreon_dan> oh
01[23:38] <@plus-> he's like the only mod to not know
[23:38] <BEEJ> what is this
[23:38] <BEEJ> god dammit
03[23:38] * BEEJ was kicked by umbreon_dan (you cnat join)
03[23:38] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
01[23:38] <@plus-> our force is way too strong for beej to butt into our plans
03[23:38] * BEEJ was kicked by umbreon_dan (baned)
03[23:38] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
[23:38] <BEEJ> :(
[23:39] <BEEJ> can you tell me why
[23:39] <BEEJ> I cannot be in here
[23:39] <@umbreon_dan> because
01[23:39] <@plus-> its a secet
03[23:39] * BEEJ was kicked by umbreon_dan (YEAH)
03[23:39] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
[23:39] <BEEJ> WHAT KIND OF SECRET
[23:39] <BEEJ> OTHER THAN SUPE
[23:39] <BEEJ> R
[23:39] <BEEJ> OR ANYTHING OF THAT SORT
03[23:39] * BEEJ was kicked by umbreon_dan (THE KIND YOU CANT KNOW ABOUT)
[23:39] <BEEJ> :(
03[23:39] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
[23:39] <BEEJ> IS IT A CAP SECRET
03[23:39] * BEEJ was kicked by umbreon_dan (IT INVOLVES CAPS)
03[23:39] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
01[23:39] <@plus-> y should this matter to you
03[23:39] * BEEJ was kicked by umbreon_dan (AND BOOBIES)
03[23:40] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
[23:40] <BEEJ> DOES IT INVOLVE REVISING
03[23:40] * BEEJ was kicked by umbreon_dan (BUT NOT PLUS'S BOOBIES)
03[23:40] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
[23:40] <BEEJ> DOES IT INVOLVE ME :(
01[23:40] <@plus-> hey ud
01[23:40] <@plus-> when should we report to arin
01[23:40] <@plus-> fuck
01[23:40] <@plus-> ugh
03[23:40] * BEEJ was kicked by umbreon_dan (IT MAY OR MAY NOT INVOLVE YOUR BOOBIES)
[23:40] <@umbreon_dan> this is too much fun heh
03[23:41] * BEEJ (~chatzilla@synIRC-5162EBD9.nyc.dsl.access.net) has joined #reachzeroisnotasexybeast
[23:41] <BEEJ> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
01[23:41] <@plus-> teamuber will eventually get its share
01[23:41] <@plus-> uh cmon
[23:41] <@umbreon_dan> what
01[23:41] <@plus-> :(
Oh beej, such a gullible little orange.
In the end, we confessed to beej that we had tricked him, and that there was really no secret! I hope you guys had already figured that out ;)
happy birthday, etc.