How Would Pokemon Live in our World?

[MattC (Banned)]

This is one for the history books. This determines all known facts about pokemon and their correlation to humans.

How would these guys go about living life on our planet? What would their jobs be? What would they be considered if they were humans? We got over 1000 of these things to go by so I do think discussions could be well made. However... I need to clarify 2 things here:

NO OUTSIDE PARTIES ALLOWED. You can talk about pokemon working for the government, but nothing about if a pokemon was taken by them or any other means of potential harm. Try and talk only about jobs and everyday life.

KEEP THIS APPROPRIATE. Do I really need to say more? Just try and stay appropriate here. That's all I gotta say.
Plz don't delete mods :>

 

[MattC (Banned)]

I'll start things off.

This guy is 100% going to be a farmer. You can't change my mind.

 

[DosDogs]

Humanity would not last very long, with the legends that can control all kinds of stuff and the way humans treat animals and our earth, I wouldn't be surprised if we went down within a few decades. They wouldn't like humans

 

[MattC (Banned)]

Humanity would not last very long, with the legends that can control all kinds of stuff and the way humans treat animals and our earth, I wouldn't be surprised if we went down within a few decades. They wouldn't like humans

I know about the pokemon and all their well.. pokemon things. But I mean what if pokemon weren't helping or going against us? What if pokemon were like us? I'm sure an argument can be made for Scream Tail being a heavy metal music enthusiast.

It's the possibility of how would Pokemon be IF they were humans that's interesting, not if they were with or against us. How do you think Pokemon would act or do if they were like us?

 

[SkidandPump102]

I think there are pokemon who think jobs are beneath them and live an everyday life but unemployed.

Case in point :

I think mewtwo would not even consider a job thinking they are beneath him in a way.

 

[shadowpea]

well yknow shiny magcaro exists...

 

[igiveuponaname]

This bitch be a cat

 

[1LDK]

We would need global urgent debate on how to treat Pokemon, if animals, if humans, how many rights and laws etc. this has to be in a marathonic session, the more we spend debating, the more "black market prostitution" sites with shit like loppunys, gardevoirs, meowscaradas and hatterenes and drug trading using poison types of all kind will spread like wildfire to revolutionize the under world, and this could also mean the government making task forces with mons

remember, laws are to protect from YOU

KEEP THIS APPROPRIATE. Do I really need to say more? Just try and stay appropriate here. That's all I gotta say.

sorry, im about to kill the thread

 

[awyp]

We would need global urgent debate on how to treat Pokemon, if animals, if humans, how many rights and laws etc. this has to be in a marathonic session, the more we spend debating, the more "black market prostitution" sites with shit like loppunys, gardevoirs, meowscaradas and hatterenes and drug trading using poison types of all kind will spread like wildfire to revolutionize the under world, and this could also mean the government making task forces with mons

remember, laws are to protect from YOU



sorry, im about to kill the thread

hey i got a question 1dlc what would mega lopunny be?

 

[1LDK]

hey i got a question 1dlc what would mega lopunny be?

If you're asking is because you're interested

 

[Arcticblast]

I am going to eat a Mr. Mime

 

[igiveuponaname]

I am going to eat a Mr. Mime

The only right thing to do with Mr Mime

 

[MattC (Banned)]

sorry, im about to kill the thread

I just meant keep it on the life side of things without the unessecary other factors

Unless you have an argument for something otherwise which I'm sure you can come up with

 

[Teh]

personally i dont think pokemon deserve rights. they're animals. letting them have rights would potentially doom the human race. they should submit to human domination or be eradicated.

anyways the machop line would all work in construction.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

anyways the machop line would all work in construction.

this is how the conkeldurr line diverged genetically. darwinism at work -- unnatural selection pressure...

 

[MattC (Banned)]

personally i dont think pokemon deserve rights. they're animals. letting them have rights would potentially doom the human race. they should submit to human domination or be eradicated.

Hey... these things don't deserve to be enslaved! They can entirely function without oppression. And besides this is about how they would live if they lived like humans without the idea of human interference. Could pokemon rule over others? Of course they can.

On another note, I wonder what phoopes would say in all of this

 

[skippergamez]

personally i dont think pokemon deserve rights. they're animals. letting them have rights would potentially doom the human race. they should submit to human domination or be eradicated.

anyways the machop line would all work in construction.

This is so mean Tay!!!!

 

[Teh]

This is so mean Tay!!!!

That's Teh to you, buddy.

 

[skippergamez]

That's Teh to you, buddy.

I like TeeTee

 

[Aqua Jet]

Hey... these things don't deserve to be enslaved! They can entirely function without oppression

That’s not evil enough for Tay

 

[yureion]

wont lie i had a dream i was a wartortle once as a kid.

also i'd implement ghost pokemon for torment (mostly joking of course lmao) of friends/loved ones.

 

[Kin+ak (✧∇✧)]

Id invest in pokeshop that sell repels nearby caves, and antidote in the poison gym city. Be bright

 

[bdt2002]

I'd be lying if I said I haven't seriously thought about this question before. There's one Pokémon in particular that I think would absolutely dominate in this kind of scenario, and it's probably not who you're expecting.



If we take a look at the role that nature plays in real life and convert real-world science to their Pokémon counterparts, there's honestly a chance that Combee and especially Vespiquen might take over humanity's role as the predominant species on Earth. I'm being completely serious. For starters, consider how much stuff honey is used for these days. It's quite frankly ridiculous. And then there's the fact that most of our plants would become Grass-Type Pokémon that are still biologically reliant on pollination as well as favorable climate trends to survive. In many parts of the world, the environment has already become more favorable for your kinds of "small gathering insects", so to speak, and I don't think I need to explain why these Pokémon would probably be more even more dangerous as natural predators than their real-life versions are. The real problem that would push Vespiquen over the edge, though, is the unique ways animals in... I forget what it's called, but it's that classification of animals including bees, wasps, and possibly some variants of hornets too. Anyways, it's the unique way they pass down genetic material to their offspring. It's a bit complicated (heck, the only reason I even know about this is because of a YouTube video which I'm assuming is at least partially accurate), but the basic rundown is that your queen bees - that is to say, your Vespiquen in this scenario - would eventually develop and quite literally break the natural balance of the ecosystem over many, many years.

 

[BestDatrix]

Pikachu would not be celebrated. No one likes mice, and electric mice are even worse.

 

[yureion]

skitty-s, meowth and token dog types like stoutland, growlithe, etc would rule the pet realm

id be the guy with the cubone or random ghost buddies i spoke to before inseparable lmao. we sad bois gotta stick together lmao.