Okay.
Phoopes
Now, for the one and only social head of Smogoff, Phoopes is nothing without his signiture catchphrase: "Phoopes! I did it again." This is why I am proposing a "Replay" archetype for Phoopes, like Bedman from GGStrive and especially Xrd, where he can choose to do replay his special moves again while doing other moves. Slam down with the ban hammer while replaying a post delete for big damage!
Faint
I do hate to drag him into this but he would make a spectacular puppet character! Popping up alt accounts to be his puppets to which he can fight through and dealing high damage if he pins you down. One good report though, and he's toast!
Adeliene
She don't post often but when she does... oof. Hits hard everytime. The posting style indicates she'd make for a grappler, who looks to punish a bad post with a grab into 4 different paragraphs on why you're wrong and 3 different paragraphs on why she's right. You'll need a strong mind to pilot her...
Big Ashley
Big Ashley will be our resident Level-Up character. Vaguepost about suck off a guy until you fully powerup, raking reacts in with your attacks which will dramatically power up as you finally perform your Magnum Postus! You do need time to get the ball rolling, so try not to eat dirt beforehand!
Siijh
Siijh will be there. He's the joke character. He has one move. Which is moo. Which combos into itself and is plus on block. Moo.
Az
Az will be our shoto of the bunch. Generically good, but not the best of everything. Don't forget your password, or you'll enter panic state!
Cookie
Cookie is the boss character. He dials in his special attacks into his phone which come out at a delay with high damage. He'll also be sitting at a desk the whole time he fights but his phone has given him the ability to teleport to make ground. Show em who's boss!
BP
Finally, BP as our zoner! Approach his endless assault of beer bottles if you dare. Down his shots and get close though, and he crumbles bad. Beer bottles are bad up close.