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[John the Aussie]

THIS IS HELL'S KITCHEN

 

[TheValkyries]

I need a cook here to watch the pasta

 

[LonelyNess]

for fuck's sake how did it catch fire

 

[WaterBomb]

I leave you in charge for ONE MINUTE and you've already broken the laws of physics

 

[Trax]

sorry chef

 

[John the Aussie]

your sorry isn't gonna put out that fire, take care of it

 

[Danmire]

chef it's getting worse

 

[blarajan]

big fucking surprise

 

[Glen]

let re-enact what you were just doing

 

[Birkal]

and now we're falling behind on the orders

 

[Fatecrashers]

fuck it, i'll do it myself

 

[DHR-107]

ok no seriously we're getting our shit together now, let's cook this shit

 

[John the Aussie]

see? how hard was that

 

[KnightoftheWind]

oh my goodness, i'm impressed

i can't even swear

 

[Arcticblast]

okay time for the taste test

 

[capefeather]

 

[Dark Fallen Angel]

IT'S RAW

 

[phoopes]

but chef, it's cooked on the outside

 

[More Cowbell]

you did not just say that

 

[Soul Fly]

i don't

 

[xenu]

why don't we just cut out the middle man and sell salmonella

 

[cookie]

get out of my kitchen

 

[v]

"thats just how the cookie crumbles"