itt quotes / lines / phrases you like

They can be smart, funny, or anything really.

Here are a couple that I took top of my head:
"Imagination is the key to innovation." Albert Einstein
There are several Einstein quotes I enjoy, but this is one of my favorites.

"A good article is like a good skirt, long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep interest."
Not sure who said it, but I do agree.
 
"norulz is a (BAN ME PLEASE)" -alan*




*earliest mentions date back to sept 2005 by various other users
 
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"Since nothing matters, it doesn't matter that nothing matters,
and there's no reason to be sad about it. Unless you want to.
But you could also be happy about it if you want to." - Erik Engstrom

Rock on, neo-existentialists.
 
no clue where the quote is in here but yea .

"to live dosen't mean you alive " niki minaj
never thought i would quote something from her but its a powerfull quote
also
"my words my life take time to rewrite" Jq

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Morm said:
A feeling in your heart is not an acceptable alternative to empirical evidence

Mallrats said:
Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn for Sega

Bender said:
You lived before you met me?? Interesting...

JBS Haldane said:
God has an inordinate fondness for beatles

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience

2X successful pickup line said:
I'm DNA Helicase and I'm here to unzip your genes!

a paleontologist friend of mine said:
Tyrannosaurus rex is the coolest dinosaur by an observed margin

When did I realize I was God? Well, I realized one day that when I praying I was talking to myself

Frank Kotsonis said:
The plural of anecdote is not data
 
<WaterBomb> Actually, your penis is one of the cleanest parts of your body, since it receives little or no exposure to dirt and bacteria.
<WaterBomb> So, in theory, sucking your own dick is healthier than sucking your thumb
<Clicky_Pen> ...
<NickWhiz1> ...
<LavosPhoenix> ...
<Melkor> ...


On a more serious note...

"I used to cry because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet." -Arab Proverb
 
<@Aztec> i used to think that leah was a lesbian

<&Scofield> i want it to be mysterious
<&Scofield> in fact i dont even want girls to know my sexual orientation
<&Scofield> until its too late

<&DougJustDoug> Shay Laren looks kinda dopey. Does she have some downs syndrome or something like that?

<&jumpluff> my throat hurts
<&jumpluff> this is your fault earthworm

<@Maggie> whenever i see a retarded person, i die a little inside
<&bbb> yeah i know what you mean
<&bbb> especially the ones with assburger syndrme
<&bbb> o god

<+JabbaTheGriffin> that's it never fucking talk to me again you stupid (BAN ME PLEASE)

<mockingjay> where can i find the new site stats
<@Maggie> up a black person's asscrack
<mockingjay> good i'm already there

<Alchemator> sds don't take this the wrong way
<Alchemator> but
<Alchemator> are you gay?

<+Floater> has anyone seen black swan?
<@Aztec> the natalie portman lesbian dancer one
<@Aztec> or the shitty pirate one
<@Aztec> ???
<+Floater> either work for me

<@jumpluff> i save dick pics too just in case

<@Rising_Dusk> Jang got back <3

<@Maggie> i just got dominated by a politoed
<@Maggie> my life has absolutely no point or meaning

<sprinkles> i want a girlfriend
<@Aztec> sprinkles
<@Aztec> want a condolence fuck?

<+Floater> the first time i saw a jynx
<&annabeth> god i'm so horny right now
<+Floater> i was kinda turned on
<&annabeth> I WANT COCK

<@Maggie> i just watched all of the twilight movies in a row
<@Maggie> <33333
<+Natchi> jesus leah you need a man in your life
<@Maggie> i know

half of them aren't even from smogon-related irc, but i like them regardless!
 
"Live as if you were going to die tomorrow
Learn as if you were going to live forever"

"I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"
 
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