kids say the darndest things

[Chou Toshio]

Sorry, all, but I had to make this thread after getting this submission from one of my students (I teach Japanese students English, this is an English essay he wrote):

I like cookies which are like chocolate balls

First, I like white milk chocolate

Second, I like sweet taste

Third, chocolate balls are a good size into my mouth

So, I want those cookies

I actually broke out laughing in the middle of class. It was bad.

 

[az]

ugh i was trying to find the qwantz comics by kids from (maybe??) japan because they fit this topic so well and i swear they used to be under "cute" but now that links to a tumblr oh my god??

CRISIS OVER FOUND THEM

:(

 

[Curtains]

penn state would love this -_-

 

[az]

DDDDDDDDDDDDD:

 

[Doomsday]

 

[Nastyjungle]

kate beatons stuff by korean kids
funny because some of them are like beaton wrote them anyways

Hide

 

[Acklow]

This kid has his priorities straight fo sho.

 

[Fishin]

speaking of kids who are just learning english...

http://johninchina.livejournal.com/10175.html

 

[Darkamber8828]

english is hard to learn

 

[EricaHartmann]

What age group do you teach Chou? I currently teach Junior High and they're amusing.

Was walking around school and one student asked me to play tennis with them. I said no and he shouts back 'Come on baby!'.

 

[VKCA]

Why is that article using r and u? While using the correct too as well...

 

[Sandslash]

i know it's really old but

 

[macle]

my cousin used to call people "dumb shirts" for awhile. I enjoyed it.

 

[Death Phenomeno]

A classic:

And in tune with the season!

 

[ButteredToast]

i know it's really old but

Very funny, but I'm thinking this is not real...

 

[mattj]

I only shave once or twice a week. If that. So I often have thick stubble, though never a beard. My daughter kissed my cheek the other day and said

Daddy... your face is very... spicy.

 

[Yamata no Orochi]

Oh man, this is just hilarious.

 

[Alchemator]

5. What items would you bring with you on a desert island?
...should keep a laugh. Because I want to be happy.

Modern day Confuscius?

 

[Chou Toshio]

^
2. Introduce a place, thing or person of Chinese culture.
- “Mao Zedong…He looks like a kind grandpa.”


3. Name one of the seven deadly sins, and describe it.

- “Lust. It is a very bad thing between a woman and man. But they are not husband and wife. These two people stay together without other’s agreement and then sex. Or maybe a man sex with a woman without the woman’s agreement and hurt the woman’s heart.”

- “Lust. Lust like a kind of love that not very clean. But it’s always in everyone’s heart.”

- “Lust. It means girls and boys do something very bad on their beds.”

Bad SDS

 

[Glen]

very inability

 

[az]

“Lust. Lust like a kind of love that not very clean. But it’s always in everyone’s heart.”

you laugh but.........

 

[Birkal]

Kate Beaton and kids were particularly hilarious. Great topic!

Have you ever had a dream like this?

 

[Arcticblast]

Classroom Jeapordy question: Name the underlying theme of Self Reliance.

Person: "Isn't that the one Ben Franklin wrote?"