THESIS STATEMENT FOR CONTROVERSAL, UNLIKELY-YET-CORRECT WALL OF TEXT
So i'm generally a congenial user, but there is a presence in our metagame which rankles me, and it is thus: fucking abra. My hatred for abra is that of a thousand suns. It is the most AIDS part of this metagame, and i will try to elucidate why.
ARGUMENTS AND COROLLARIES TO THESIS VIDE SUPRA
First off: it is essentially playing with 7 mons. The purpose of Abra (generally) is to apply fast pressure to an opposition team. As with most fast strong special sweepers (abra is one of both the fastest and strongest), there is an opportunity cost: abra's frailness. However, that opportunity cost is mitigated by a specific item: focus sash. As you're trying to outspeed and pop shit with abra, it stands to reason if you are outspeed and thus hit, you (the abra) should be dying pretty easily. however, that is impossible as sash exists. you can be faster (prio counts too) and get that mon in, but you will be likely be Ko'd due to the nature of speed and frailty - the faster you are the less hits you take, in general. the counter to this is "other similar mons can use focus sash!" However, those sashes are breakable through conscious plays on your side: getting rocks up, using weather, etc. They provide a subgame that actually adds skill, as opposed to the brainless concept of 7 mon abra.
Additionally, abra promotes 50/50 bullshit. When you chose to set up in pokemon, you're aware risk is involved - your mon can be weakened, die, etc. This is especially apparent when you set up across from one another - say a timb v timb mirror. now lets say one timb has a fs abra behind it and the other does not. the timburr with focus sash abra is incentivized to go for a 50 / 50 war - the timburr wins the game for its team if it pulls of the bu war win, and doesnt lose (bc of focus sash abra) when it does not. The counterargument is succinct: how is this different than a timb v timb mirror when one is backed by spritz and the other is not? Because this is one example - spritzee behind timburr, making it an acceptable risk to be killed by the other timburr in pursuit of a sweep, is the product of good teambuilding and situational awareness. Abra does this for waaay more mons than just timburr - and can be used as a blanket check to a lot of things on the same team, meaning luck based shit can be forced all over the field.
The normal offense-checks to abra, listed in the lc room, are like: multihit moves, scarfmons, stunky (and other hit-taking counters), prio. Aside from counters, the problem is getting those things in. assuming your abra user is a functional human, he has brought abra in ("lolol abra is frail and gotta keep sash!!" is refuted with lc = lots of vturn; you can get doubles; after kills) on one of the tons of mons it threatens and is proceeding to menace that eviofoo or whatever. now, picture being on a short, very thin object (
gangsterish 's penis, if you must) and trying to balance. That's getting your offensive check in. Trying to get your pawn in to sucker? dance around HP fight. your fletch need that acro to bring it to sash? shit dude dont let it get hit with psychic which ohko's after rocks. is your big dweble going to rock blast it? have fun getting ohko'd by psychic and not outrunning ever. then once you've gotten your scarfer or prio mon in it has to live an abra hit to hit it twice to ko, which is hard due to the inherent frailty of most lc scarfers and prio users. [box helpfully provided for hyperspecific strawman counterexamples]. The whole getting around and into abra by use of coverage vs. psychic guessing games is mostly luck and bullshit, particularly the part where you need to win the "get something in battle" subgame to get the first hit while it kills you then outspeed or prio again to kill - not even counting a switchout, as if brought down to sash it wont die to rocks - so yeah.
A weird thing i discovered (w/ help from
Celestavian ) is the fact Abra's common "counters" (meaning fat switchins) are ravaged by LO with specific coverage. The paragon abra counter is stunky:
240 SpA Life Orb Abra Hidden Power Ground vs. 16 HP / 188 SpD Eviolite Stunky: 13-18 (56.5 - 78.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Stealth Rock
is 2ho'd by hp ground if running absdaddy's stunky set (generally considered to be the best set for it). from there you enter into some dank sucker punch predictions - you can sub while he suckers and kill your counter, you can switch while he suckers, you can hp again as he pursuits and KO - or you can be 50/50 fucked yourself.
Pump large is good too right:
240 SpA Life Orb Abra Psychic vs. 212 HP / 236+ SpD Eviolite Pumpkaboo-Super: 12-16 (48 - 64%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Stealth Rock
and when u, damage roll expert, know it's lo:
68 Atk Pumpkaboo-Super Shadow Sneak vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Abra: 14-20 (73.6 - 105.2%) -- 6.3% chance to OHKO
who likes some 1/16 rolls? Shrug does yeah bby
PoryGONE:
240 SpA Life Orb Abra Psychic vs. 236 HP / 236+ SpD Eviolite Porygon: 9-13 (34.6 - 50%) -- 87.9% chance to 2HKO after Stealth Rock
you cant get fatter than that w/ pory and you're dying anyway.
counterargument: lo is killed easy in 1 turn by the shit sash gets 2 hits against. But how do you know if it's sash or LO? you cant, so you pick your easy LO donked counter like Pory or your sash fucked offensive mon, that's another 50/50.
SUMMATION:
Abra should go because it:
- restricts teambuilding: offensive teams need to outspeed it twice to get past focus sash, making the concept of one fast sweeper untenable; defensive teams need some way to deal with the hammer power of LO as most of its "answers" are p fucked by its main STAB aside from Stunky which CAN be broken (hp ground sucks though I'll admit).
- Causes / incentivizes a dickload of 50/50s:
1. between mons setting up vs each other
2. in getting mons in to outspeed
3. with sucker punch and pursuits
4. to find out which set it's running
- Because it has two shots to attain its purpose, taking away the opportunity cost of playing a fast powerful frail sweeper as it isnt fucking frail if it lives literally everything (onix rock blast?? shut the fuck up)
NOTES:
- I know that some of these arguments can only apply to one set - the sash bullshit doesnt apply to the uberpowerful LO stuff, and sash isnt getting through pory - but as an opposing user you cannot know what set the abra is running for certain until you see damage or the sash is revealed. It's like greninja in the sense where you get your shit in somehow but if you've guess wrong about the set you've lost a mon anyway.
- If anyone thinks 50/50s are fun you're probably one of those people who comes to lc fallaciously believing lc is OMG SPEEDTIES LOLOL when it isnt, and 50/50 fans can simulate trials for my stats project by flipping coins again and again and predicting the outcome.
CONCLUDING OPINIONS THAT SHOULD NOT BE USED TO CRITIQUE MAIN POINT
- you know you have a problem when you're like "how to beat abra" in chat and homie
Cheek Pouch is like "oh just vwave it with gunk and die" ay yes just sac your gunk because no switchins exist that's fine
- sashbra makes offense unfun to play for me; i hate being like "ok gotta get 3 / 4 mons that go first somehow so this thing doesnt fuck me if i let 1 of them die because i need 2 hits" or else running stunky. If you're going to respond with "funness is not a criteria" refer to this section heading
ATTEMPT TO POSITIVELY FRAME DISCUSSION
SO i'm down with discussion and debate about this stuff, just make sure to keep it to the confines of this argument / related ones. "Abra isnt too strong!" will be ignored and mocked; i didnt say it was "too strong". also "we cant ban abra, it's part of the game!" will be laughed at as well, as it's a poor argument too. Finally, "shrug u suck me <a gooduser> can beat abra ez" is shitty too as i didnt say it was impossible to beat i was more pointing out how shitty it makes things rather than its pure strength. But if you guys want to debate points and stuff, go ahead!
JUSTIFICATION:
lc has been dead recently it hurts me to see these forums not kicking, i'd even take some more mambo shitsets to analyze. I love lc, i want to see it get better, and AIDSbra is the sickness. thanks