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EL TEAMO DE DUGONGO. (dugongs)
Monothreat: doubleswitches
Monotype AAA: rozes
Monotype LC: cb aaron judge
Monotype STABmons: betathunder
Monotype Ubers: Jase Duken
USUM Monotype: tjay
USUM Monotype: Ima
USUM Monotype: Pak
subs: sylveon, martha, czim
These former Mauville Memers™ have experience in various MPLs. They have mastered the art of cannon foddering their own to opponents they know they cannon defeat. These Rustboro Raptors will also maximize effort to gain. Case in point:
No doubt these goons will pull this bullshit again as the Rustboro Raptors. Kawhi didn't go north for your sins, lads. Show some respect. Still, minimal effort for maximum bang. Cheaters always prosper.
My mans Ridley is getting more action than all the other managers in the tour and he's using Christian Mingle. This man has game. The combination of Ridley's ability to tap into women with his thick book and Ticken's Monothreat abilities will take the Sealeos far.
Need a kingpin or somebody who can hit multiple 10% freezes for you? Then look no further! This tandem has loads of experience and will make sure that your FGO account takes a Great Leap Forward and does not get spooked by the new SSR Avenger Namion!
Attribute knows the pain of being lied to. He will assure the players he drafts that Michelle Obama is not going to come give them a motivational speech. False hopes like that can set your team up for failure. He is also a nice guy™:
KevinELF is powerful and will give his players many baguettes with which to beat their opponents.
I would rate these two higher if they had a team name and Tyke also played Hearthstone, but he does not, so I cannot assure that all team members will get the manual on how to Kingsbane all their opponents to death. I have seen torkool's card game skills, and I know that combined with Tyke's vast knowledge of every metagame ever, they will surely be in the hunt. Bonus points for torkool looking like a dad.
Starblim knows more music genres than songs you've heard of and he undoubtedly carries that level of research into everything he does. No doubt he knew minute details such as the exact numbers of hair on the head of anybody he considered selecting as his assistant manager. Exca knew Eien before he "made it" and will now be looking to defeat his old friend as a manager, as he has already achieved victory as a player. Can Exca make the Good Civ Goodras take a Great Leap Backwards? Time will tell. You lose points for the totem pole logo btw. YoUr LoGos are not my cULtuRe, Chras.
These two have a great depth of OM knowledge and I believe both play FGO. I know at the very least, QT does. I just felt these two lacked meme potential. They would undoubtedly rise in the rankings if their latent meme potential is put on display.
Every 30 minutes until the draft commences I will list off people who, no matter what, will not be drafted. This will be called "No Minutes till Draft Day" as these players will get nothing. The first ... Wincon, Till next year, fight your heart out. If you're wondering why look no further https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7monotype-671165776
Since wincon comes in a bundle deal, the other half of the poor man's monotype bonnie and clyde is none other than Magma . Other than the fact that this user can not fucking MOCC to save their life, it's also clear that magma will be fucking shit without her lover wincon. If you do decide to have a stroke in the draft and pick up either one of these two, remember to go full cancer like magma did in the mocc and get the other half too.
Good Civ Goodras (Magma): wincon, smub, Betathunder, Magma, Bitana, Perishing Song, double switches, Feitan The Steam
Moving on from monotypes least favorite couple... we have Akashi... a prime representative of World Aids Day. This user has gotten nowhere since making a mockery out of himself last year and will provide nothing but incompetence and an unnecessary burden to your team. Even if a manager does decide to create an only cancer team, he will fall asleep playing this tier
The whole community requests all managers to stay away from this cancer