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Most embarrassing moment in your life?

Year 7: My band was playing in a concert one day for our school. This was when I 1) still had a band and 2) when I was the lead singer. Well, we got up to play, and as soon as I started singing, that fateful moment happened. That's right, my voice broke. While singing. In front of most of the school.
The show must go on though, eh?
 
I tend to get really,really mad on occasions.Mostly when some form of unfair treatement is involved.At first sight you wouldn't say that could be embarrassing but there are certain places,school for example,where I can't express that anger in a healthy way (like saying/jelling/discussing about it).When that happens the anger gets expressed in a different way and thats where things get embarrassing =/
 
I spin the trash bags above my head before throwing them to the bin. One got ripped and exploded on my head. Also accidently smashed one of the bags on some biking guys. That one got ripped and exploded too...Run run run~
 
walking across a pedestrian crossing when the lights were on red in rush hour, strutting my stuff, ferocious gust of wind, blew skirt up, revealed bart simpson boxershorts, with prospective boyfriend at the time, please eat me ground
 
A few years ago I was doing chemistry homework in english class with a friend. The teacher asks me something and I reply with "2 moles of oxygen". Everyone was laughing and it took me like 5 minutes to figure out why.
 
Accidentely called one of my ex-girlfriends 'Mum'. That one didn't go down too well and I just wanted the ground to swallow me up. I ended up just running out of her house and not talking to her for a week because of the embarrassment.

I guess it could have been worse, like saying it during. Although that would probably be more of a suicide moment then an embarrassing one.
 
One time when I was in fifth grade or so, some girl was asking a teacher in the hallway how to spell "onyx", as in the gemstone. I, on the other hand, being a budding pokemon master, butted in and spelled out "onix", which resulted in the teacher telling me they weren't talking about pokemon. It was only slightly embarrassing, but it's the best thing I can think of at the moment and probably relevant.
 
Probably when I was driving in Nebraska, turned WAY too hard, and knocked the mirror off the side of my grandparents car. Sucked pretty badly, although they were nice enough to not tell my parents.
 
One time when I was in fifth grade or so, some girl was asking a teacher in the hallway how to spell "onyx", as in the gemstone. I, on the other hand, being a budding pokemon master, butted in and spelled out "onix", which resulted in the teacher telling me they weren't talking about pokemon. It was only slightly embarrassing, but it's the best thing I can think of at the moment and probably relevant.
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Lol so your teacher plays Pokemon?
 
Hazerider said:
A few years ago I was doing chemistry homework in english class with a friend. The teacher asks me something and I reply with "2 moles of oxygen". Everyone was laughing and it took me like 5 minutes to figure out why.
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Ha, that reminds me of a time in ag class last year. I'm a really slow writer, so I read what I'm writing to myself for whatever reason (guess I'm just that slow). I'm writing something on the board, slow as usual, and our teacher asks me (to confirm) what time we're leaving the next day. My response: "Q."
 
1) During an art period (2nd grade), I was all happy 'cause I got to stand next to this pretty girl I wanted to be friends with. I was drawing something, wanted to make a straight line...reached for my ruler, which was right next to me. Apparently I reached too far and my hand ended up under that girl's skirt.

2) I had to go to the washroom pretty bad, so I went in the nearest one. Looked around, wondered why there was only one stall, and if it was always like that. Then I heard something, and finally noticed the guy standing at the urinal. Apparently I went in the wrong washroom. I rushed out almost screaming, and a whole bunch of girls gathered around the doorway to giggle at me.
 
Sunshine said:
1) During an art period (2nd grade), I was all happy 'cause I got to stand next to this pretty girl I wanted to be friends with. I was drawing something, wanted to make a straight line...reached for my ruler, which was right next to me. Apparently I reached too far and my hand ended up under that girl's skirt.

2) I had to go to the washroom pretty bad, so I went in the nearest one. Looked around, wondered why there was only one stall, and if it was always like that. Then I heard something, and finally noticed the guy standing at the urinal. Apparently I went in the wrong washroom. I rushed out almost screaming, and a whole bunch of girls gathered around the doorway to giggle at me.
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I have a hard time comprehending this. On the first one, was like your ruler on the seat next to you or something? Where exactly do you keep your rulers? When you said ruler do you even meant an actual ruler? =/

Why was there a urinal? There was another guy in the restroom? What?! Are you talking in another view? =/
 
Being forced to write a few lines of text on the board when absolutely stoned in high school is one of the things I like to remember the most as an "embarassing" moment.

The whole sentence started really big and high on the board and ended up very small going diagonally down. I was wondering why everybody was laughing as I was writing it.. It looked fantastic and got me a call to my mom.
 
Aeroblacktyl said:
I have a hard time comprehending this. On the first one, was like your ruler on the seat next to you or something? Where exactly do you keep your rulers? When you said ruler do you even meant an actual ruler? =/

Why was there a urinal? There was another guy in the restroom? What?! Are you talking in another view? =/
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if it wasnt clear to you, sunshine is a girl, so being in the boys room is something that would be embarassing.


as for me, lets put it this way. using my moms camera. jacking off. forgot to delete picture. you can see where this is going.... now every time i ask my mom to use her camera she gets all serious and asks why >_<

grade 10 french exam. we had it in class so i had my bookbag with me. so we just started, we all start writing and the room gets quiet. suddenly you can start to hear music. my discman was still playing and of course i let it play for like 2 minutes for god knows whatever reason. by the way, the song was read my mind by stars of 54 XD

grade 10 english exam. i had lunch before the exam started and while i got a chicken finger platter (yum ^^) and needed ketchup. our school used those huge containers where you push the spout down and it dispenses. my mind must have been wandering because i slammed it down hard and fast and it got all over my shirt. so now i walk into the exam room (aka the gym with the rest of the school since we all write our respective exam courses at the same time) and i have a huge wet spot on my shirt and i reek of ketchup. :(
 
I was in Quebec for a week-long grade 8 field trip and we were walking along this terrace. Hot frenchies walk by so a few of us kept looking at them subtly. As they were just passing by I threw a glance, and In front of me was a row of short poles all being about as high as my waste. The middle pole was rammed right into nuts and it fucking hurt so bad. I didn't even bother looking back 'cause I knew they had seen and were probably laughing.

Other than that...I've mistaken strangers for friends on countless occasions, usually from behind. The worst though was in my school when I threw a friendly-but-forceful punch at what I thought was a friend of mine's shoulder. Guy turns around and just stares me down like a villain, I just kept apologizing and then walked away laughing at myself. Evertime I see the guy in the halls now he just kinda stares at me and I wave back.
 
Kid A said:
Other than that...I've mistaken strangers for friends on countless occasions, usually from behind.
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You just reminded me of this one time I was waiting for my mom to pick me up from some store back when I was younger. I approached the car and got in the passenger seat... except it wasn't her car. There I was, face to face with an absolute stranger. I stammered some sort of apology and bolted.
 
A couple years ago, in the 2nd. There was an annoying xtra hour, dunno why. So the teacher came in to say the father of the teacher passed away and we were free for the rest of the day. I said "YES!" because i didn't hear he said the teacher's father passed away. Everyone laughed at me and hated me the following 2 days.
 
Geez, where to start. I suppose something contemporary.

This happened a few months ago. I had recently discovered Snopes.com, and was reading about all of the urban legends and telling all my good buds about all this shit that was and wasnt true. Well, turns out Snopes had this one page with FAKE truths as some sort of sociology experiment to teach the reader not to be gullible and research shit on the net before you believe it. I didnt realize this until after said embarrassing moment: I told my friends and family that Mr. Ed was a Zebra. Wow. Fuck me. This sort of shit ruins your credibility for life. So basically anytime I say anything even remotely close to a fun fact or any trivia in general, I am immediately asked if Mr. Ed told me about it.
 
Once in my schools hallway, saw my friend. Spur of the moment decided to tackle him and smash his face into the ground. We're good friends like that. Only it wasn't my friend, just another tall black guy.
 
Ohhhhhhhhhh I just assumed it was a guy cause.... hahahaha

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Originally Posted by Fat Sunshine
1) During an art period (2nd grade), I was all happy 'cause I got to stand next to this pretty girl I wanted to be friends with
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Lol, Aeroblactyl, are you kidding? That's how I knew Sunshine was NOT a guy. I mean, what kind of guy wants to be "friends" with a pretty girl. Guys think a little differently. =D
 
Once, when I was around nine, I went to Mexico with my family for a vacation. I was walking with my mom down the sidewalk, and I had gotten tired of all the dust in the air. I leaned on my "mom's" shoulder and asked, "Mommy, when are we going back to the hotel?"
Not my mom; some complete stranger.
 
7th Grade: in PE class, I grab the basketball, turn around, and shoot into my team's own basket, and make it. Ironically, that was the only time I scored in basketball that year.
 
I couldn't get the keys out of the ignition one day before school, so I asked the kid parked behind me. He came over and put the car in park and took the keys out. I had it still in drive (it was off, mind you).
 
Lee said:
Lol, Aeroblactyl, are you kidding? That's how I knew Sunshine was NOT a guy. I mean, what kind of guy wants to be "friends" with a pretty girl. Guys think a little differently. =D
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it was 2nd grade lol ;/

anyway I have a few but I need to remember the details more specifically ;d
 
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