Washed up 0 MPL wins goon coming back to drop the wisdom for the third time.
Eien's (Half Unironic) Guide to Being Drafted by somebody who has missed playoffs 3 out of 4 of his MPL runs
1. If you haven't been drafted in a Monotype team tour before and aren't in the tours community,
you need to actually play Monotype and win games leading up to MPL in "real tours". Don't have your resume be 2 total serious tour wins in nearly 2 years. You don't need to win a whole tour or go like 20-1 to get drafted, but show activity, show interest, and show that you can be trusted to perform in a high pressure, high stakes match. Also, who does predictions for round 1 seasonals LOL
2. Unless your name was in top 48 of seeded (and that's being generous probably down to just top 32 did you see who was allowed to rank LOL),
talk to managers. I really don't care how good you
think you are; if you look at your rank and don't think it's right, that's too fucking bad because 4 managers were on the seeding list and a 5th was one of the tour's hosts. Those are the people you need to convince that you're worth their money, and that was just 1 month ago. Doesn't matter if you supposedly "proved yourself" by going 1-3 in Mono WCOP and then 1-4 in Mono BLT, so you think you'll be drafted in MPL
for sure. Talk to managers so that you make sure they know your name when it's draft day. Don't do nothing and then say this when managers don't remember you during the draft:
3k overpay said:
[22:24:43] some_goon: no why the fuck would I tryout. I’m not BLT bum nigga. I proved myself
[22:25:18] some_goon: I already got my name out there as a player
[22:25:23] some_goon: and as a monotype player
[22:25:29] some_goon: niggas know my abilities
3.
Who you know is as important as what you know. Fact of the matter is that who gets drafted in MPL is partially tied to who people like and are friends with. My entire MWP2 lineup consisted of my friends or my friends' friends. People I knew I would have fun playing a tour with and who I trusted to put in some effort. Same goes for MPL4, where half the lineup is just people I liked and wanted to have on my team. Some players who have like no good tour record
will get drafted every year because of who they know. That means make friends with people prior to the tour and by god don't make enemies, especially with those who are probably going to manage. Team cohesion and synergy hella matters and people will buy players they know will have good synergy and will make for a good team environment. This might happen in BLT, but it sure isn't gonna happen in MPL (outside of some good ol' trolling of course. Ssalbap you should have said yes when I asked to manage Miniors with you...):
4. Have a good time and make jokes with the community. MPL is one of the best times for the community to come together and just really have fun. However,
don't try too hard in the discussion thread. When it's draft day, you want people to look at your name and think about whether you're a good player. If you start getting memed, you can PM them and say so if it's not funny and hurts your feelings, but by god don't fight back. The Monotype meme machine can't be fought. Prove them wrong with good replays and tryouts. On draft day, you don't want managers to be thinking about that time you posted a 500 word essay along with a picture of a wolf in sheep's clothing.
somebody who got drafted 6 months later lol said:
Sick like grab fam. Guess its gonna take me to show why your post was fucking retarded.
Ok first of all. I LITERALLY SAID at the end of my post that I have never preformed in an mpl and make a joke about it. Plus the fact that every thing I said was already stated by a manager or fucking common sense. So I don't see how im "not qualified" to give the tips that were given to me to other new players and help them out too.
Secondly, yes. That was me. But it was literally my first premier league ever. So I wanted to do anything to showcase my skill. Sure it wasn't smart, but ONCE AGAIN I had just found out about mpl and I thought I was a good idea. Hence I abandoned the alt literally the next day.
Also your next point is just fucking stupid. It was the most obvious satire on people that take things too seriously that it baffles me that you couldn't get it. Just goes to show how stupid you are.
You actually seemed like a cool dude whenever when talked and when I saw you in discord chat. Just goes to show you the snakes there are.in this fucking community.
I worked my ass off to get drafted. So for you to go out of your way to do this for a fucking LIKE GRAB pisses me off and just goes to show how like hungry and pathetic you are.
Sorry for bringing drama into chat but seriously. Come the fuck on dude.
5.
Don't send 300 replays when you tryout except to Zarif, who you should send your entire replay collection to preferably by @ing him on Discord and starting a Smogon convo. Send a handful of quality games (max of like 7 really, like 5 per gen if you're trying out for multiple) so that managers can quickly watch a strong sample of your play and then do tryout games. Nobody is seriously going to sit down and watch 50 of your replays. The first few already give us a good idea of whether you worth spending more time trying out. If you need to send a billion replays to prove you're good and can't narrow it down to a few, that's honestly a red flag already. Only Zarif will watch all of these:
https://pokepast.es/a5d3ac3259c5c5c5
That's all folks! Miss you all and hoping for some great MPL games again this year. Remember to tag @matchas in the Mono discord for r1 ssnls games once the tour starts