NFL Thread: 2021-2022 Season

Don't feel too Great about the Bucs having the league's worst secondary and running game, but then again they were bottom 5 at both those groups last year and won the superbowl.
 
Dear Baltimore Ravens fanbase,

My name is Discoducky (formerly Smogon Gay Baby #4), and I am a legally obligated fan of the New York Giants/Jets. Given the current situation at MetLife Stadium/the Hackensack River, I believe my physical and mental well-being is currently at great risk. Thus, I am cordially asking you all (collectively) to adopt me into your fanbase. I believe the following qualities would make me a good fit for the Ravens fanbase.
  1. I have lived in Maryland for almost seven years.
  2. I love crab cakes.
  3. I have watched every season of The Wire.
  4. I go to Ellicott City so frequently that I practically live there.
  5. I am a Terps fan.
  6. I kinda like birds.
Please have mercy on this poor soul. Thank you, and God bless you.

Sincerely,
A washed Smogon player​
 
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Dear Baltimore Ravens fanbase,

My name is Discoducky (formerly Smogon Gay Baby #4), and I am a legally obligated fan of the New York Giants/Jets. Given the current situation at MetLife Stadium/the Hackensack River, I believe my physical and mental well-being is currently at great risk. Thus, I am cordially asking you all (collectively) to adopt me into your fanbase. I believe the following qualities would make me a good fit for the Ravens fanbase.
  1. I have lived in Maryland for almost seven years.
  2. I love crab cakes.
  3. I have watched every season of The Wire.
  4. I go to Ellicott City so frequently that I practically live there.
  5. I am a Terps fan.
  6. I am a big fan of birds.
Please have mercy on this poor soul. Thank you, and God bless you.

Sincerely,
A washed Smogon player​
I'll allow it
 
Dear Baltimore Ravens fanbase,

My name is Discoducky (formerly Smogon Gay Baby #4), and I am a legally obligated fan of the New York Giants/Jets. Given the current situation at MetLife Stadium/the Hackensack River, I believe my physical and mental well-being is currently at great risk. Thus, I am cordially asking you all (collectively) to adopt me into your fanbase. I believe the following qualities would make me a good fit for the Ravens fanbase.
  1. I have lived in Maryland for almost seven years.
  2. I love crab cakes.
  3. I have watched every season of The Wire.
  4. I go to Ellicott City so frequently that I practically live there.
  5. I am a Terps fan.
  6. I am a big fan of birds.
Please have mercy on this poor soul. Thank you, and God bless you.

Sincerely,
A washed Smogon player​
welcome!
 

Stallion

Tree Young
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Dear Baltimore Ravens fanbase,

My name is Discoducky (formerly Smogon Gay Baby #4), and I am a legally obligated fan of the New York Giants/Jets. Given the current situation at MetLife Stadium/the Hackensack River, I believe my physical and mental well-being is currently at great risk. Thus, I am cordially asking you all (collectively) to adopt me into your fanbase. I believe the following qualities would make me a good fit for the Ravens fanbase.
  1. I have lived in Maryland for almost seven years.
  2. I love crab cakes.
  3. I have watched every season of The Wire.
  4. I go to Ellicott City so frequently that I practically live there.
  5. I am a Terps fan.
  6. I kinda like birds.
Please have mercy on this poor soul. Thank you, and God bless you.

Sincerely,
A washed Smogon player​
Welcome aboard.

After you finish this sentence.

Fuck the _____
 
I hope Tom Brady rips the Patriots spine out on national TV.

But the Bucs secondary is so bad rn that this game will probably be pretty close.
 

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