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Nofapvember 2011

meant to type *incorrect, because being straight edge is lame as shit

You think it's lame because you lack the motivation or self-confidence to do something like that? And you haven't explained how it's not manly yet, it definitely seems so to me when it certainly takes guts to go through with in this day and age
 
why would I want to stop drinking? it's incredibly fun and a great beer tastes delicious. Anyone who actively promotes that they're "straight edge" is a loser. If you don't want to drink, that's fine. Don't act like you're superior to people who do drink/smoke/whatever because that's a complete joke.

As far as it taking "guts", that's ridiculous. Maybe if you only drink/smoke due to peer pressure, but anyone who does that is a loser anyways.
 
why would I want to stop drinking? it's incredibly fun and a great beer tastes delicious. Anyone who actively promotes that they're "straight edge" is a loser. If you don't want to drink, that's fine. Don't act like you're superior to people who do drink/smoke/whatever because that's a complete joke.

As far as it taking "guts", that's ridiculous. Maybe if you only drink/smoke due to peer pressure, but anyone who does that is a loser anyways.

You're the only human being I've ever encountered that has used the words "beer" and "delicious" in the same sentence. It's unfathomable that someone could believe that to me.
 
You're the only human being I've ever encountered that has used the words "beer" and "delicious" in the same sentence. It's unfathomable that someone could believe that to me.

that's because you only know kids who drink busch light and coors and shit like that. You'll learn about real beer soon enough.
 
that's because you only know kids who drink busch light and coors and shit like that. You'll learn about real beer soon enough.

I see. I've tried some fancy (is that even what you'd call it?) brew that my uncle was drinking at a party not too long ago (it was some kind of chocolate stout or something) that was alright but I certainly wouldn't call it delicious. Octoberfest is pretty decent though (the samuel adams shit). Still, far from delicious.
 
I don't understand the allure of being straight-edge, or of being a "badass." in my opinion, if either side belittles the other, then the person on that side is the biggest loser of them all.


as for manliness: it can be manly to drink or smoke. it can also be manly to not drink or smoke. if you are manly, you will remain so no matter what your choice is. if you are not manly, you will remain so no matter what your choice is.
 
I see. I've tried some fancy (is that even what you'd call it?) brew that my uncle was drinking at a party not too long ago (it was some kind of chocolate stout or something) that was alright but I certainly wouldn't call it delicious. Octoberfest is pretty decent though (the samuel adams shit). Still, far from delicious.

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im not belittling anyone please feel free to jerk it/drink/fuck/tattoo yourself/kiss the boy/girl you like/smoke (just don't do it around me or kids and the pregnant ladies etc)/try psychedelic drugs in a safe and comfortable environment in a stable state of mind with friends
 
well don't take anyone's word for, go try it for yourself. It is pretty expensive though.

personally I love it though. That's what I'm talking about when I say delicious beer
 
it amazes me how many years this gets posted and every time people treat it like it's a brand new idea.

Might succeed this year since I am getting teh regular sexes.

regular sex has never been a deterrent. Sorry babe, they're 2 different needs (out out out out out)
 
That link to the Korean Comic killed any boners I'm gonna have for the next few days... Fuck even trying to not think about it at 11 pm.

im not belittling anyone please feel free to jerk it/drink/fuck/tattoo yourself/kiss the boy/girl you like/smoke (just don't do it around me or kids and the pregnant ladies etc)/try psychedelic drugs in a safe and comfortable environment in a stable state of mind with friends
I have the same views with everything except for the don't smoke around me part. I just find it disrespectful of me to tell someone not to smoke by me no matter how kindly I ask; plus I also have been inhaling second-hand smoke almost every day since I was born so I am used to it.

P.S. It's pretty bad when you can tell what cigarettes/cigars someone is smoking just from the smell of the smoke.
 
Good beer is nice, but the cheap stuff is what you probably want. Trader Joes has Simpler Times, which is like $.50 per beer, and a good strategy is reselling them to college students at $1 per beer or $.75, that way you can raise funds for some good beer of your own.

Also keep a good bottle of red wine around for any female company that you need to woo. It doesn't need to be that good, but hopefully its better than two buck chuck, a $12 bottle is probably the right quality.

Now, it may seem like its cheaper to buy your liquor at a liquor store, but unless its BevMo its probably much more expensive. If you go to a super market and buy the booze thats on sale youll be saving a good bit of money, or getting a better quality for what money you do spend.

Also its really easy not to masturbate for a month regardless of whether you're getting laid or not, just saying. Just don't be bored and you'll never feel the urge.
 
You think it's lame because you lack the motivation or self-confidence to do something like that? And you haven't explained how it's not manly yet, it definitely seems so to me when it certainly takes guts to go through with in this day and age

If you're a straight edge you're a douchebag if you are a fatass drunkard/gangrapist/stoner you're a loser. There's no way to avoid being a detriment to society in these times - so might as well be whatever's fun!
 
two pages later and i am still rofling at mixmaster.mewtwo's post. the evan face was too perfect.
 
that korean comic literally made me scream like a little girl

and now, a special presentation of

I'm fine going all day without masturbating, but then once I get into bed and try to sleep, I get uncontrollable urges to fap first. I accidentally lost last night, it started off with just playing around and then I was like ok I'll just edge a few times then I got too close and I accidentally started ejaculating :evan:

as told by me
 
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