NumberC39:TheRagingDemon
Hi. I know you probably think that your last post was great and that you really gave us the what for, but I would just like to kindly inform you that it was of such terrible quality that most of us knowledgeable players are sitting around scratching our heads at some of the points you brought up and are wondering how someone with any decent amount of competitive knowledge could possibly make such absurd arguments. I would like to make you a list of the many dubious arguments you have made and I hope that you will check it twice and better decide for yourself which points are naughty and nice. In the spirit of Christmas, I'm going to try to be as gentle as possible with this, but I will also be quite blunt, so take nothing personally. Ahem.
A) Please don't start a post with comments about "You just want to ban stuff because you're a bunch of babies" and things along that lines. Contrary to popular belief among prestigious competitive communities like GameFAQs, this sort of petty insult
does not strengthen your argument but rather makes it look much less legitimate. There's a reason that these sorts of attacks are often referred to as "playground tactics" (I'll let you discern the reason why for yourself).
B) We at Smogon have never been concerned with a Pokemon's popularity in TV shows and video games. Otherwise, Pikachu would have ascended with Mega Rayquaza to "Anything Goes" long, long ago. On a related note, we banned Mega Lucario, not Lucario in general.
C) Instead of just saying "Smogon players can't adapt," it'd be far more convincing if you would offer such ways in which we can adapt to Greninja. You make an unsuccessful attempt to do this, but more on that later.
D) Stating that "Greninja's not even that good" is quite the indicator of low experience in high level play. If you notice throughout this thread and its Victory Road counterpart, even those experienced players that prefer no ban have also acknowledged just how powerful Greninja really is. Even if you believe it not to be banworthy, it would be foolish to argue that it is anything less than top tier.
E) One great way to not be laughed off the stage here at Smogon is to not suggest that physical walls in any way hinder Greninja and, more importantly, to not suggest that Greninja commonly runs such moves as Waterfall or Water Shuriken. I suggest you heed this advice if you wish to be taken more seriously in the future.
F) Greninja's Special Attack is actually higher than Trapinch's Attack, so not both of its attacking stats are lower than Trapinch's.
G) Blissey does not wall Greninja since 40 Atk Gunk Shot 2HKOs 252/252+ Blissey 36.3% of the time after Stealth Rock, and that's not counting any prior damage or the possibility of poison hax. Not to mention that it's usually passed over in favor of the generally better Eviolite Chansey, who is a much better counter but has been discussed to death in this thread enough as it is.
H) I regret to inform you that Assault Vest Crobat is not, has never been, and will never be a thing. If Crobat ever had a slight niche in OU, it would most likely be as a fast Defogger, which is obviously incompatible with the Assault Vest. In addition, Ice Beam is a guaranteed OHKO after Stealth Rock without a lot of bulk investment, and Brave Bird needs some prior damage to OHKO in return despite how frail Greninja is.
I) In a similar vein, physically defensive Assault Vest Gyarados is also not a thing. Gyarados has much better things to do besides tank hits with no recovery and a Stealth Rock weakness while dishing out fairly weak uninvested attacks. Such tactics are better left to much more capable Assault Vest users. In the words of a whole bunch of random RU players, "STOP USING ASSAULT VEST ON EVERYTHING!!!"
J) Even if those few sets you mention did stop Greninja perfectly, that alone does not mean it's not banworthy. Even the mightiest of Ubers have several things that can hard wall them or at least keep them in check. If having a few random niche checks was enough of a reason to never ban something, then nothing would ever be banned.
K) Smogon has never forced everyone to play by their rules. Quite the contrary, it has been said many, many times that these rules are made only for our community and for our servers. If you want to go play by a completely different set of rules, then by all means go. No one is going to try to stop you, and no one claimed that they would. Smogon rules are just here for people who want to play by Smogon rules. To further solidify my point, here is a quote from Aldaron after the Deoxys-D/S suspect test found
here:
L) More of a personal opinion of mine, but the cancer lines are really worn out at this point. Not that cancer was ever something to joke about to begin with, wouldn't you agree?
M)
Thank you, and have a very Merry Christmas.