--Spec Luke does a shitload of damage, and most LO variants are OHKO'd
Well it doesn't OHKO. It's only a 13% chance to OHKO after a turn of LO damage. Also, Balloon is at 70.95% usage, lol.
--Hitmontop OHKO's with a LO
You didn't say that.
True, but what else is Azumarill good for? Anything that resists/is immune to water will wreck it.
--Feraligatr can get +2 from SD
Doryuuzu@Balloon (252 EVs, +Nature, +2) Earthquake vs Feraligatr@Choice Specs (0/0 EVs, Neutral Nature): 59.8 ~ 70.4% (186 ~ 219 HP) (Sandstorm)
Feraligatr@Life Orb (252 EVs, +Nature, +2) Aqua Jet vs Doryuuzu@Balloon (0/0 EVs, Neutral Nature): 68.1 ~ 80.3% (246 ~ 290 HP) (Sandstorm)
Feraligatr doesn't win this.
--With SR and the lowest possible damage output, Techniloom leaves Dory at 3.4%
And everyone knows Techniloom is something Doryuuzu doesn't visit for tea and crumpets with.
--Guts Roobushin is much more common
More common =/= everything else is irrelevant. 38% isn't rarely used.
--Iron fist Infernape does about 80.3-90.3%
Doryuuzu@Balloon (252 EVs, +Nature, +2) Earthquake vs Infernape@Life Orb (0/0 EVs, Neutral Nature): 167.9 ~ 197.2% (492 ~ 578 HP) (Sandstorm)
And then gets completely raped by the proceeding EQ.
--LO Toxicroak does 56.5-66.5% with Vacuum Wave
Doryuuzu@Balloon (252 EVs, +Nature, +2) Earthquake vs Toxicroak@Life Orb (0/0 EVs, Neutral Nature): 170.6 ~ 201.3% (524 ~ 618 HP) (Sandstorm)
And then gets completely raped by the proceeding EQ.
--CB Mamoswine does about 50-60%
With what, exactly?
wait, why can azumarill "only come in on a swords dance"?
Doryuuzu@Balloon (252 EVs, +Nature, +2) Earthquake vs Azumarill@Choice Band (0/0 EVs, Neutral Nature): 65.1 ~ 76.8% (222 ~ 262 HP) (Sandstorm)
Because after a +2 EQ, SR, and two turns of Sandstorm, Azumarill is completely useless.