There are 3v3 battles in B/W, call the third one Pokemon Clusterfuck Version. Time for:
Detroitlolcat's Leafgreen Nuzlocke Challenge?
Part 8:
A Team of Six
Holding back tears, Lolcat asks the good Nurse to heal his Pokemon. Well, not all of them, as Kitteh died of poisoning just one day ago.
"I need to give Kitteh a proper burial, not some meaningless headstone in Pokemon Tower...Cerulean Cape seems like a good place." said Lolcat.
Lolcat leaves the Pokemon Center and walks to the north exit of Cerulean City. There, he sees the long bridge to Cerulean Cape, but the minute he takes his first step out of the city, he hears a familiar voice...
"Yo! Lolcat!".
It was his rival, Fail. Just great.
"You're still struggling along back here? I'm doing great! I caught a bunch of new and smart Pokemon! Here, let me see what you caught, Lolcat!"
Damn. No Kitteh to kill Fail's team. Fail sends out a Pidgeotto to match Lolcat's Pikachu. The battle starts with Pidgeotto's Quick Attack, and Bolt mattches it with a Thundershock. Quick Attack sends Pikachu into the low yellow, but Static paralyzes it and Pidgeotto dies to a critical Thundershock. Next was Rattata. Crap. It's Pokemon like this that Lolcat uses Kitteh for. Well, the only switches are to Rattata or Butterfree. Bugsy the Butterfree can take a hit better so Lolcat switches it in. Bugsy eats THREE quick attacks before launching a Sleep Powder and finishing it off with two Confusions. Next was Abra, the Useless Pokemon. It died to three Tackles before falling. "Ok, time to get serious! Go, BulbasWHORE!" Well, this was it. Bugsy in one corner, Bulbasaur in the other. Bugsy uses Confusion, and Bulbasaur ends up in the low green HP. Then, Bulbasaur launched a sleep Powder. Bugsy's sawing logs, and only has 13 HP left...Bulbasaur used Vine Whip. 12 HP. One more Vine Whip. 11 HP. Fail. Another Vine Whip. 10 HP. Yet another Vine Whip. 9 HP. Vine Whip. 8 HP. Confusion. Bulbasaur died.
Lolcat emerges victorious over his rival, and didn't lose a single Pokemon. Fail talks about his F*ck-buddy Bill and hands over a Fame Checker, the most USELESS key item in the game. I don't care if some random dude said Mr. Fuji likes Pokemon or something, okay! Damn Fame Checker...[/rant]. Time to get down to business. Lolcat hits the Pokemon Center to heal his tired Pokemon, and then goes to the Bridge. Also, what the hell, THERE'S NO WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE, THERE'S LAND! WHY DO YOU NEED A BRIDGE??? SO MY F**KING FEET DON'T GET TIRED OR SOMETHING? WTH?[/rant]. Lolcat meets a Bug catcher,who tells him about the Nugget Bridge and how you can win a "fabulous prize" if you beat five trainers. Lolcat then killed the Catcher's Pokemon and threw them off the bridge while laughing hysterically as the Trainer cried. The second Trainer was some Lass with a dude's name. Rattata killed them without taking any damage. Then Bugsy cleaned up. Bolt and Rattata whipped the third guy. Bolt REALLY needs to evolve. Fourth Trainer. First was a Nidoran Male. Easy pickings. Next, Nidoran Female. Lolcat sends out Rattata. Rattata and the Nidoran exchange attacks, and then, as its last move. Nidoran used
POISON STING
And you can guess if it poisoned Rattata or not. Rattata has 10 HP. Lolcat needs to get to the Pokemon Center damn fast.
(HP Count)
10...
Lolcat runs south, towards the Center
9...
8...
7...
6...
5...
Lolcat steps off of the bridge
4...
3...
Lolcat enters Cerulean City
2...
Lolcat enters the Pokemon Center
1...
Will Lolcat have to release another Pokemon?
That question will be answered...
Right Now.
Rattata made it. One HP. w00t.
Back to the bridge. That was anticlimactic.
Trainer Number Five. Some guy with a Mankey. Thunddershock + Confusion = Dead.
Lolcat returns to the Center and then confronts the trainer at the end of the bridge. The guy at teh end of the bridge gave Lolcat a Nugget, worth absolutely nothing in a no-item challenge...
"By the way, how would you like to join TEAM ROCKET? We're a group of professional criminals (great advertising there, if Lolcat had a phone he would SO turn in that guy's ass...) specializing in Pokemon! Want to Join?"
"Piss off," said Lolcat.
"Are you sure?" Said the Trainer.
"Yes. Piss off." said Lolcat
"Come on, join us"
"Piss the hell off"
"I'm telling you to join!"
"Off you shall piss!"
"Okay, you need convincing"
Lolcat proceeded to kick his ass with Bolt, killer of Zubats.
After healing his Pokemon for the millionth time, Lolcat headed across the bridge, where he can finally catch another (2) Pokemon. Proceeding north, Lolcat finds a TM for Attract, but doesn't need it. Lolcat is always using attract. And it's super effective. The first Pokemon of Route 25 is...
...
...
Dammit. Weedle Sucks, but Twinneedle can kill Starmies...eh, Lolcat caught it. Lolcat named it Pothead because it's a WEEDle. Pothead got some free EXP and became a Kakuna and Lolcat caught a Bellsprout. Lolcat named it Pi-Face to remind him of the greatest DS game ever, The World Ends With You.
[rant]
Seriously. Go buy it. Now. I'm Serious. NOW. Are you still reading this? Get your ass in a Gamestop and get on your knees and BEG for The World Ends With You. It's really good. Great story, amazing battle system. And plot twists. Don't get me STARTED on the plot twists. And the characters are awesome. I mean AWESOME. And have you ever heard of sidequests? Not until you've played The World Ends With You, man. Back to the battle system. You use BOTH SCREENS. At ONCE. It's kinda hard, but you get used to it. And the ending. It's INCREDIBLE. I won't spoil it, but you NEED TO SEE IT. NOW.
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Back to Pokemon:
Lolcat trained Pothead and Pi-Face (you know which game to buy ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^) and eventually said that it's now the
END OF PART 8
Team Report:
ALIVE
Rattata Lv. 17
Butterfree Lv. 17
Pikachu Lv. 17
Bellsprout Lv. 12
Kakuna Lv. 9
Magikarp Lv. 5
BOXED:
None
DEAD:
Wartortle Lv. 19
PS: I was thinking of making this into a fanfic and posting a link to it in my sig. Any interest (if people actually read it)?