Pokepuns

[doipy hooves]

we’ll ring the victreebells after we deal with it

That would be tentacool, but you are vileplume for forgetting Gloom's evolution.

 

[War Incarnate]

That would be tentacool, but you are vileplume for forgetting Gloom's evolution.

oh no

wait what mon comes after vileplume

i need to make a pun out of it

 

[DrPumpkinz]

oh no

wait what mon comes after vileplume

i need to make a pun out of it

Oh come on, the answer is blindingly obvious. Maybe you'll be able to see it better if you put on a para sunglasses.

 

[War Incarnate]

Oh come on, the answer is blindingly obvious. Maybe you'll be able to see it better if you put on a para sunglasses.

okay, this para sections is not the place to post this!

 

[Clambats]

Natalie owes me money and she doesn’t know how to get it to me so I was like “just venmo Nat” .....

 

[Zephyri]

I needed sunglasses, but i couldn't find them anywhere. Luckily, there is a moth oracle in our city. So i asked him:
When will i find sunglasses? When, O Moth?

 

[ShootingStarmie]

Can ya diglett?

YEAAAAAA

 

[mf]

one day there was three boys walking and there names were all doug they were a doug truio

 

[Ehmcee]

I accidently leaked one of my friend's secrets, he's mad at me now.
I should've kept my big meowth shut.

 

[Deleted User 465389]

Our sandwiches use only the finest persian cheese, brought at 1.53 dollars a piece!

 

[the hunter]

Ghost type pokemon usually do hula hoop-a dance

 

[Yung Dramps]

Today my pet duck smashed a vase I just bought brand new. I was like "Sigh, duck!"

 

[the hunter]

there is an impostor amoong uss

 

[CoolMan6001]

A duck asked me why my schedule had changed.

I said, "It was for a Goal, Duck."

 

[the hunter]

Birmingham, 1978, a new wave band formed, they are called Duran-t Duran-t

 

[PyProd]

What are you looking for, man? Keys' on the floor.

 

[willempju]

Ghost type pokemon usually do hula hoop-a dance

Birmingham, 1978, a new wave band formed, they are called Duran-t Duran-t

there is an impostor amoong uss

This man is not noticing that the prime aim, peace, of this thread is to do all mons in order.

 

[Clambats]

Ballerinas begin training at a young age so they can grow lithe, athletic bodies.

 

[Ironmage]

In some traditions, the number three is assigned magical significance. Since 9 is 3*3, the importance carries over to it.

So you could say those systems have arcane nines.

 

[Ehmcee]

https://www.homedepot.ca/product/true-temper-easy-dump-4-cu-ft-poly-wagon-cart/1001235336

 

[Clambats]

“Go on girl! You give that pole a whirl!” He shouted as he tossed one dollar bills at Cinnamon.

 

[Deleted User 465389]

https://www.homedepot.ca/product/true-temper-easy-dump-4-cu-ft-poly-wagon-cart/1001235336

these puns are fueling my poliwrath

 

[earl]

I’m flabragasted that this thread is still going

 

[CoolMan6001]

I’m flabragasted that this thread is still going

Darn you took ad "a bruh moment" pun opportunity from me.

 

[MegaBanette69]

"And Alakazam, the Ma tchops are in!"