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I'm really not into the idea of a live-action Spider-Verse movie involving Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, and Tom Holland.

I mean sure, having three Spider-Men is cool and just fanservice galore, but having three Peter Parkers just sounds very wack. I mean there's differences in their characters but I'm still not sold on the idea. I really feel like there's a reason Spider-Verse made the alternate identities super unique from each other (We had Gwen, a noir movie guy, a pig, a black teen full of exaggerated swagger, etc.)
 
The marshmallows in Lucky Charms etc are GROSS. Their consistancy and taste are closer to sponges than marshmallows. It's clear they wanted to have a marshmallow cereal but wer to cheap to have actual marshmallows so they gave us the shittiest alternative ever.
 
Remind me to find a cereal that goes well with actual marshmallows.
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Star Wars’ popularity is 75% nostalgia based
So...Pokémon?

I'm really not into the idea of a live-action Spider-Verse movie involving Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, and Tom Holland.

I mean sure, having three Spider-Men is cool and just fanservice galore, but having three Peter Parkers just sounds very wack. I mean there's differences in their characters but I'm still not sold on the idea. I really feel like there's a reason Spider-Verse made the alternate identities super unique from each other (We had Gwen, a noir movie guy, a pig, a black teen full of exaggerated swagger, etc.)

Speaking of nostalgia based, methinks one of the main reason people want a Spidervirse live action are to trash everything after the Raimi films. The kind of people that love putting the first trilogy in a pedestal and say everthing after it is bad. Which...I can sorta agree with the Amazing Spiderman films; but many of their complaints I see for the MCU Spiderman seem very hollow and baseless, like they even barely pay attention to them and just want to relive their childhood in the 2020s.

Despite that the Raimi trilogy isn't perfect too (probably the worst adaptation of Mary Jane, I was shocked to see that she was a lot better in comics, cartoons, and more recently, video games) Spiderman 1 is my favorite of the Spiderman films (the live action ones). I don't think I dislike a single Spiderman film, even my worse pick, Venom, is just a fine film.
 
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