Jedil
FUCK TIGER
Scrubs - 8/10Dear Scrubs,
You are: Numa Numa Guy
You debuted in a creepy music video involving you dancing like it was the last day on earth. You also do this creepy thing with your
eyebrow. Your weird danced turned out to be a secret ritual that summons the dragon of inspection, so you're excused...I guess.
During the night you can send a PM to Isy and Jedil stating "Night X - Give USER the beep" You will dance and summon the Dragon of Inspection. He will tell you as much details on that user as possible. He won't inspect you however, because he thinks you're a fat, flaming homosexual.
You are aligned with the Outcasts, you win if the Outcasts win.
Really did a good job, n1 he inspected the hooker(mister militia) and they got together with lightwolf and ran the village. Night 2 was a big night he inspected junior who was a troll and on night 3 he got thunda the Meme leader. He played a really great game and was one of the biggest parts in the village win.
Nizik - 0/10Dear Nizik,
You are: Leeroy Jenkins.
You do not believe in foolish time wasting such as strategy or planning. You run into your enemies without fear. Some call you brave, but most call you an idiot. A total idiot, but you are not affected by such words. You will help the outcasts by being a distraction and allowing those 'planners' to do their part.
During the night you can send a PM to Isy and Jedil stating “Night X –
LEEEERROOOOYY JENKINS, USER.” You will distract that user, making any night action he attempts to target you instead. You cannot distract yourself, that would be retarded anyway.
You are aligned with the Outcasts, you win if the Outcasts win.
Not much to say about nizik, he idled every night he did get in contact with the village but he didn’t do anything that helped his team.
Lightwolf – 8/10Dear LightWolf,
You are: Rick Astley
Famous for the hit song “Never Gonna Give You Up”, it is actually a good song. Too bad people made it into rickroll. Now whenever someone sees a video on youtube they are afraid of the mighty rickroll.
Likewise, everyone should fear you because they don’t want to get rickroll’d. So during the night you may PM Isy and Jedil with, “Night X – Rickroll USER”, if you rickroll the correct user that kills you, you will come back to life.
You are aligned with the Outcasts, you win if the Outcasts win.
He led the village to a win he didn’t do much offensively but he did
bass – 4/10Dear Bass,
You are: Brian Collins (Boom Goes the Dynamite Announcer)
Just so happens that you are one of the worse sportscasters ever. Your famous words “Boom goes the dynamite” came during a basketball game when a player scored a two pointer and you said those words. Now that you got posted on YouTube, you are an outcast that just wants to announce.
Because you are a bad announcer, you will be given a Character limit of 33, we hope you can manage with that. During the night you may PM Isy and Jedil with, “Day X – Announcement”; your announcement will show up on the day you choose. In the body you will write your announcement that has a limit of thirty-three characters and your announcement will end with “Boom Goes the Dynamite”, which doesn’t count towards your character limit.
You are aligned with the Outcasts, you win if the Outcasts win.
poor bass getting a limit, this role was really meant to mess with the people reading the announcements if bass posted something longer than 33 characters it would cut off which it did a few times and would end randomly like BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE. though bass didn't announce that much..
COTH – 5/10Dear CardsOfTheHeart,
You are: Time Traveler.
You are a stone-faced man with a mullet living in Oakview, California. You just happen to be a time traveler in search of someone to go back in time with him. They must bring their own weapons and will pay them once you return.
Once During the night you may send a PM to Isy and Jedil with, “Night X – Safety Not Guaranteed, USER.” You will replace yourself with the
targeted dead user and they will be brought back to life while you die in their place. This is not a joke; you can only do this once.
You are aligned with the Outcasts, you win if the Outcasts win.
My favorite villager role it was suppose to be used incase the inspect or bg died to give them another chance. But he didn’t get to use his ability so alls he could do was get into contact with the village and wait for his chance that never came.
Toothache – 5/10Dear Toothache,
You are: Tay Zonday
You are a weird looking black dude who looks like 14, but you're actually like 27. Your voice is deep and is almost as sexy as Isy's.
However, reaching this milestone is impossible, so be happy. You spend day and night singing new records, so you do not have a night ability.
However, you own an item. You own the mic. The mic protects you from any idiot trying to kill you. You can only be killed when you move your mouth away from the mic to breathe or if someone lynches you. Use this knowledge to create Chocolate Reign.
You are aligned with the Outcasts, you win if the Outcasts win.
Tooth did well there wasn’t much he could do except dodge kills which he never got targeted for a kill so it didn’t matter.
Umbreaon Dan – 5/10Dear Umbreon Dan,
You are: Pink Jumpsuit Guy
You are a boxer who loves jogging in pink jumpsuits. You also love cycling. You are here for one reason: Get your bike back. You had an item called The Ultimate Bike. This bike was awesome. This bike was better than sex. Someone STOLE it from you, and you're going to get them.
During the night you can send a PM to Isy and Jedil stating "Night X - USER Stole My Bike!". You will chase after that user and steal their item. If that item is not your bike, you will give the item back. If that item is your bike, you will kill that user.
You are aligned with the Outcasts, you win if the Outcasts win.
His bike search didn’t go so well since the person with the bike died after that he pretty much just became a regular villager. Got into contact with village etc.
Dak - 4/10Dear Dak,
You are: Angry German Kid
You were seen playing a computer game and RAGING on your keyboard because you suck at the game. You have repaired your keyboard now and you plan to divert attention elsewhere. You are here to help destroy the Trolls and Memes and restore justice to the internet.
You have a posting restriction. Whenever you post, you must include angry german words and heavy panting in your post. If you do not, you will be made fun of for being normal(These guys are all weirdos man) and quit the internet. You must make at least 1 post per day.
You have an item. The Keyboard. If you have the computer, you can inspect a user at night with no delay. If the keyboard is ever not in your possession, you will die.
You are aligned with the Outcasts, you win if the Outcasts win.
Poor dak he had to post in german the whole game. He did get into contact with the village which pretty much led him to his death as stoo wanted to test out dak’s role by stealing his keyboard which made dak die.
blue_light – 6/10Dear Blue_light,
You are: JibJab.
You are actually a digital entertainment studio in California. Your studio is famous for your U.S. Presidential Election video of George Bush and John Kerry singing “This Land Is Your Land”, but you have many other great videos.
Since you are not a person, but a studio with thirty-five employees, we could give you thirty-five votes towards a user, but that is rather high, instead your vote will be worth two.
You are aligned with the Outcasts, you win if the Outcasts win.
He did pretty much all a mayor could do. 1. Get into contact with villagers, 2. Vote the mafia.
McGraw – 7/10Dear McGraw,
You are: Brian Peppers.
You were sentenced to thirty days in jail with five years probation for groping a nurse. This event led you to become a registered sex offender in Ohio and on top of all of this you are ugly as hell.
You are actually too ugly to have a role, so we are going to be generous and give you a one time use of groping. Once in the game you may PM Isy and Jedil with, “Night X – Grope user” if your targeted user is a non-villager they will be silenced permanently, however, if your target is a villager you will be silenced permanently.
You are aligned with the Outcasts, you win if the Outcasts win.
He really didn’t want to play this game, the only reason he did is because I made him. But he turned out to be a good player. He made a coin flipping tournament to determine his n2 target which ended up being jumpluff, but because Serenity had targeted him that night she saved McGraw from being silenced forever. And then the next night McGraw silenced Thorns who was with the memes.
Jumpluff - 9/10Outcasts-Star Wars Kid Role
Dear Jumpluff,
You are: Star Wars Kid
You are a fat internet fourteen year old from Canada swerving around what looks like to be some sort of a staff. You think you’re so tough for posting yourself doing all your moves and making a totally idiot out of yourself.
Because you like to show of your stellar moves, at night you may PM Isy and Jedil with “Night X – Dance next to User.” You will dance wildly next to your targeted User, which will warn off anyone trying to target him.
You also have: A LightSaber. This item has a mystical power that enables you to slash your users. But the battery in this powerful item only has enough juice for one kill so use it wisely.
You are aligned with the Outcasts, you win if the Outcasts win.
Jumpluff played this game amazingly, protected scrubs when he was targeted like twice for kills. She even used her light saber perfectly on KOTW revenge killing him for gmax!! Though she did idle a few times it didn’t really matter.
Stoo – 6.2/10Dear Stoo,
You are: Tourettes Guy
You are an old guy with a drinking problem. You claimed you were once kicked out of a restaurant for continually calling people male reproductive organs. You also really hate salt. However, on the inside, you are a man of justice, and you want to collect as many things as you can find from your enemies. You're apparently really good at thievery, who knew?
During the night you can send a PM to Isy and Jedil stating "Night X - GIVE ME YOUR TIT SANDWICH, USER". You will attempt to steal all of the items that user has and do what you want with them. You can target yourself and steal some of the body mass from your body and throw it at people, but this won't do anything.
You are aligned with the Outcasts, you win if the Outcasts win.
Evil little stoo taking dak’s beloved keyboard and killing the poor germ(an) along with taking toothache’s BPV mic. Atleast he gave the mic to mister militia on the last night.
Mister Militia – 8/10Dear Mister Militia,
You are: Chris Crocker.
You are a homosexual internet video celebrity who got a sex change and is openly gay. Your work is all self directed monologues about life from your grandparents’ home. You are Britney Spears's biggest fan and you defended her when she made her comeback.
Every night you may PM Isy and Jedil with, “Night X – LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE user.” Your target will be forced to watch you horrid videos during the night and their action will be halted for that night.
You are aligned with the Outcasts, you win if the Outcasts win.
You might’ve only made one mafia watch your videos but atleast it was thorns, he probably enjoyed them. You didn’t do much hooking but you did co-lead the village with lightwolf and scrubs. This was what, your first or second mafia game. You did amazingly.
trolls
Serenity – 7/10Dear Serenity,
You are: Bloodninja
You have a part time job delivering pizza for Papa John’s in your Geo Storm. You are also wanted in three states for having sex with a turkey and wanted dead by many of your cyber partners.
During the night you can send a PM to Isy and Jedil with, “Night X – Hardcore Cyber Sex, USER” You will have hot hardcore cyber sex that fulfill your fantasies. The User you target to have cyber sex with will be too busy with you to perform their action.
Also you can send a PM to Isy and Jedil stating, “Night X – Casting Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 on, User” You will put on your Robe and Wizard hat to cash this spell which will make the targeted User die. If more than one of the Trolls attempts to kill in a single night there will be no kill. This ability only works on even nights.
You are allowed to use both your roles in one night.
The other members of the Treacherous Trolls are:
Macle
Junior
MS
Use this knowledge to your advantage
and team up with them.
You are aligned with the Treacherous Trolls, you win if the Treacherous Trolls win.
It was amazing that serenity and her team had lived this long. She had a pretty good claim though some thought it would be odd to give a person the ability to make someones vote count as x2 which if used on the mayor would’ve been 4.
Junior – 5/10Dear Junior,
You are: Doduo
You a moron who has 15 years and in the Eighth grade who enjoys Pokemon and writing Pokemon fan-fictions. Everyone is jeleous on you about your amazing spelling and pokemon episodes. To much surprise, Enghlish is your first language.
However, no one can be this stupid, you are obviously a troll. During the night you may PM Isy and Jedil with, “Night X – Are you bliend, User?” Your targeted user will now see clearly that your episodes are amazing and be protected from all other targets.
Also you can send a PM to Isy and Jedil saying, “Night X – Hiperbeam User.” You will challenge this User to a pokemon synopsis battle and they will loose because you use hiperbeam, very powerful Ludicolos. If more than one of the Trolls attempts to kill in a single night there will be no kill. You can only do this on even numbered night.
You are allowed to use both your roles in one night.
Macle
Serenity
MS
Use this knowledge to your advantage
and team up with them.
You are aligned with the Treacherous Trolls, you win if the Treacherous Trolls win.
Came to an early death but did all he could to help his team. He wasn’t that active other than sending in his action.
Macle - 7/10Dear Macle,
You are: GGfan
You are one of the greatest pokemon trainers of all time, or so you say. You also claim to be popular, good looking, and lion hearted. According to you, you're pretty badass. However, people do not believe you. They think you're weak. They think they can defeat you. Well you're going to prove them wrong.
You have a powerful flaming style. Whenever someone insults you, you send their insult right back.During the night, whenever someone uses a night role on you, you reflect it right back to them. If anyone tries to kill you, you will be killed, but somehow your spirit will try to kill them too and so on. This does not work with bodyguards though, as that'd be too powerful.
Also during the night you can send a PM to Isy and Jedil stating "Battle USER and replace winner in logs with GGfan". You will have a fight to death with that user and probably lose, however you will replace USER's name with yours in the logs and win the battle flawlessly, killing them. If any other member of the Treacherous Trolls attempts to kill, all kills that night from your force will fail as the internet police will be on to you.
You also own a website. http://www.lionheartggfan.proboards.com (The Alternative) is a forum owned by you and home to all of yours alts. If anyone tries to inspect you it will show up as:
This item will simply show up as "The Alternative" if anyone else happens to get a hold of it.Dear Macle,
You are: GGFan
You are one of the greatest pokemon trainers of all time. You once battled smogon and wreak havoc on the internet but you have changed your ways. No one will accept you, so you're all alone. You were once a menace to internet society and you want to redeem yourself by destroying the ones who are like what you were.
During the night you can send a PM to Isy and Jedil stating "Night X - Time for the walls of Jericho, USER". You will put them into submission by folding up their legs in the most painful way, stopping them from whatever they were doing that night and causing them to scream out their name. People get hip to this attack, so you can only use it once per player.
You win if the Treacherous Trolls and Mysterious Memes both cease to exist.
The other members of the Treacherous Trolls are:
Serenity
Junior
MS
Use this knowledge to your advantage
and team up with them.
You are aligned with the Treacherous Trolls, you win if the Treacherous Trolls win.
This was one of my favorite mafia roles, though it does appear broken I figured the villagers would’ve lynched off any neutral they met just in case. Macle didn’t do much he was their main killer since he is protected against anything really. And he even came with a fake role pm.
MS – 7/10Dear MS,
You are: EeveeTrainer
You are a dashing, young, and powerful pokemon trainer. You have won a tournament, kissed CaptKirby on the cheek, and even embraced Natalie. You have seen it all. However, you have also been through a lot, and you have a lot of boy trouble. The homo kind, by the way. You love to spill your heart out and tell stories. Also cheat at pokemon, despite being skilled without it. You are a force to be reckoned with.
During the night you may PM Isy and Jedil with, “Night X - Listen to my story, USER". You will tell that user about your encounter with your boyfriend and this one time you looked at pokemon yaoi and liked it, leaving them speechless. Your story is so sick and disgusting, if they talk the next day, they will puke and fall to the floor dead.
Also you can send a PM to Isy and Jedil saying, “Night X - Send botnet on USER". You will use your elite hacking skills and summon a botnet to flood a user off the internet. If any other member of the Treacherous Trolls attempts to kill, all kills that night from your force will fail as the internet police will be on to you. This ability only works on even nights.
You are allowed to use both your roles in one night.
The other members of the Treacherous Trolls are:
Macle
Junior
Serenity
Use this knowledge to your advantage
and team up with them.
You are aligned with the Treacherous Trolls, you win if the Treacherous Trolls win.
Did a really good job playing lived a long time had a good fake role pm. Isy and I kinda screwed up early on and have to give him a double silenced, too bad he got hooked and never had a chance to use it.
Mysterious Memes
thunda – 3/10Dear Thunda,
You are: /B/tard (moot)
4chan was started in the bedroom of a fifteen year old student from NYC who goes by moot. You intended the site to be a place to discuss Japanese comics and television shows. You used your mother’s credit card to buy the server space for your beloved website, of course with her permission. You have the internet’s most trafficked imageboard.
You usually post as anonymous users which you can use to your liking during the even nights if you get inspected you’re results will show up as some random false role which will help in your attempt to take over the internet. While on odd nights you can protect your fellow memes by sending a PM to Isy and Jedil saying, “Night X – ^5/secret handshake User,” when you do this ritual handshake with a User, they will call for /b/lack up which will protect them from any targets.
You are quite ruthless being king of the Memes you may also send a PM to Isy and Jedil stating, “Night X – DDoS and Prank call user” You will prank call the targeted user first making him leave the computer to answer the phone. While you prank call your targets as Seamore Butts, you will DDoS his/her computer which will lead him to his own suicidal death, because the internet is serious business. If more than one of the Memes attempts to kill in a single night there will be no kill. You can only do this on Odd numbered night.
You are allowed to use both your roles in one night.
You are not alone, there are other Memes out there:
Thorns
Amelia
Knightofthewind
You are aligned with the Mysterious Memes, you win if the Mysterious Memes win.
I don’t remember much about thunda except his horrible false role claim that stated he would win if he successfully stealth lynches. His team despite being the more powerful mafia died quickly
thorns – 4/10Dear Thorns,
You are: O Rly? Owl
You are an internet abbreviation for Oh Really? That is usually put on the picture of a Snowy Owl that is dated way back to August of two thousand and three. Mainly a response to obvious statements or tl;dr and overly detailed posts.
You really just love to yell O Rly at users tricking them into replying with “Ya Rly.” Because you are a wise owl you can determine a characters type just by the way they reply with “Ya Rly”, so during the night you may PM Isy and Jedil with “Night X – O RLY? User.” This user will reply with “Ya Rly” and you will also get their info from this.
Along with your other ability you can also send a PM to Isy and Jedil saying, “Night X – No WAI User.” You will kill this user on sight, because you want to be the one with the last word, so they will be killed before they can get in a “YA WAI”. If more than one of the Memes attempts to kill in a single night there will be no kill. You can only do this on Odd numbered night.
You are allowed to use both your roles in one night.
You are not alone, there are other Memes out there:
Thunda
Amelia
Knightofthewind
just Use this knowledge to your advantage
and team up with them.
You are aligned with the Mysterious Memes, you win if the Mysterious Memes win.
Well thorns got perm silenced by mcgraw on n3 so he knew his lynch was near. Also to make matters worse he had information on jumpluff being Star Wars Kid but didn’t use it effectively.
Amelia – 6/10Dear Amelia,
You are: CATS
How are you gentleman? You are CATS, the cyborg with a weird way of speaking. You set them up a bomb. Your existence came from the terrible translation work of a translator who probably would have been beat if pit against an electronic translation device such as babelfish or google translate. You have one objective, taking over every base possible.
During the night you can send a PM to Isy and Jedil stating "Night x - All your USER are belong to us". You will kidnap this user, preventing him from using any night ability he was using and threaten to kill him if he speaks publicly in the village. You do not want to risk your victim seeing you, so you cannot kidnap the same user twice in a row.
Also during the night you can send send a PM to Isy and Jedil stating "Night X - You have no chance to survive make your time, USER". You will then set up that user a bomb and attempt to kill them. However, if any other member of the Mysterious Memes attempts to kill, all kills that night from your force will fail as the internet police will be on to you. this ability only works on odd nights.
You are allowed to use both your roles in one night.
You are not alone, there are other Memes out there:
Thunda
Knightofthewind
Thorns
You are aligned with the Mysterious Memes, you win if the Mysterious Memes win.
Best meme, lived the longest and even tried to help the trolls by getting into contact with them. kidnapped mister militia on night 2 and n3 kidnapped MS making it so he could’ve use his double silence.
KOTW – 2/10Dear KnightoftheWind,
You are: Nigga (Who Steals Bikes)
By looking at your name, you learn two things. One, you're black. Two, your parents probably hated you. And they are not the only ones. You are one of the most well-known bike thieves in the world and you are about to give that title up anytime soon.
During the night you can send a PM to Isy and Jedil stating "Night X - Steal Item from USER and take his KFC" You will steal as many items as you can and only keep ones you find interesting or useful.
Also during the night you can send send a PM to Isy and Jedil stating "Night X - Inflict Gang Violence on USER" You will summon a gang of angry black guy and attempt to kill that user. However, if any other member of the Mysterious Memes attempts to kill, all kills that night from your force will fail as the internet police will be on to you. You can only kill on odd nights.
You are allowed to use both your roles in one night.
You also have the Ultimate Bike, which you stole from someone in this game. He's really unhappy. Whenever you do a night action, you do it on the ultimate bike. The ultimate bike makes you immune to night prevent roles, such as hooker, because when you have a bike like this, who needs sex?
You are not alone, there are other Memes out there:
Thunda
Amelia
Thorns
You are aligned with the Mysterious Memes, you win if the Mysterious Memes win.
Isy said he was a dumbass. I am going with this one. I mean he did brag about killing gmax and I remember he had a horrible false claim that made jumpluff use her lightsaber on him. He never stole anything and well atleast he died with the bike prevent umbreon dan from getting it.
Neutral Force
gmax – 7/10 (isy rated gmax 9/10)Dear gmax,
You are: The Angry Nintendo Nerd
You are a reviewer best known for your review of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game. Despite your outward disgust and distaste for bad
video games, you seem to really enjoy writing reviews on them. You want to expand your library of reviews by writing reviews on roles in a mafia game.
During the night, you can send a PM to Isy and Jedil stating "Night X - Review". In this message you will match the players and roles together to your best abilities. You must supply an acceptable amount of information on the role, example being:
Do not worry about your wording, as long as the point is across and you are understandable. You can only review 2 players a night. If you get both reviews wrong in the same night, you will be removed from the game for inaccurate information. If you get one right and one wrong, you will stay in the game.Dumbguy111 is CaptKirby, the internet outcast. His role allows him to complain at night, making every user with a killing ability target him.
Also during the night, you can send a PM to Isy and Jedil stating "Night X - I want my computer parts, USER". You will search for your computer parts on that user and take any parts you find.
You may use both abilities in one night.
You have an item, the computer. The computer allows you to gain information on a USER's role at night. You don't have a keyboard, so your results will be delayed by one day. If you have the keyboard, this delay is nulled.
You win if you accurately review 4 users.
Man gmax.. If you would’ve lived you surely would’ve won. I mean you inspected dak on the first night who holds the keyboard. It is too bad you got killed by kotw who bragged about it.
lesm – 6/10Dear Lesm46,
You are: The Flying Spaghetti Monster
You are not pleased with the internet in general. You dislike Trolls, Memes, and the dumb Outcasts. You are worshiped by many, and you will make these foolish individuals bow to you.
Since you are a god, you cannot be lynched for the first four days. After the fourth day, because you are in the presence of mere mortals, you will lose your lynch proof ability.
However, you will gain this ability afterwards:
During the night, you can send a pm to Isy and Jedil stating "Night X - Touch USER with my noodly appendage". You will convert that user to a pastafarian and force them to quit the internet to worship you, causing them to eventually die.
You win if you are the last user alive.
He did get what he wanted; bpv and wolf. It was so funny because we randomized it and just started laughing at the result of you getting this role. Well you did live sort of long it was a shame because you died right when you got your killing ability.
link to spreedsheet http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AtoY21DaHc83cnRITkU0TEVKV28wOC1IUTFFLXFGS3c&hl=en
Finally imafia is officially over no more people bugging me to write postgame.
It was a fun game I thank you all for participating. I know this wasn’t the best postgame ever but I just wanted to get it done. Isy was lazy also :(