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Power Animals.

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Fuck yeah, bitches. Female anglerfish are about as bad-ass as you can get-- they swim around with their huge-ass fangs and their lure, while the males are pretty much just a pair of swimming testicles.
 
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Screw the philosoraptor, ima t-rex bitch

also for the record, myzozoa:

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also i really like snunch's post
 
#az and I had a discussion on spirit animals

MINE is a robotic shark/bear hybrid from the future that is also a hybridized space angel with laser cannon, swords, and machine guns because, like me, it's awesome, powerful, and may or may not be on drugs constantly.

A post from Vader is one of the greatest gifts of all. You're waiting and waiting for it, it comes at last, and it's just as good as you were anticipating.
 
My power animal is the human or homo sapien. I feel strongly connected to humans based on personality, behavior, and other traits
 
[00:56] <&az> CHANNEL
[00:56] <&az> aSSEMBLE
[00:56] * ChanServ sets mode: +o evan
[00:56] * v power of, a shark named kyle
[00:58] * ChanServ sets mode: +o az
[01:03] * AvatarST (~AvatarST@9751BB1A.BDCC4C4C.871F0D59.IP) has joined #drachma
[01:03] * ChanServ sets mode: +o AvatarST

[01:04] <&az> i
[01:04] <&az> i dont know what just happened
[01:04] <&az> but i am 100 percent certain
[01:04] <v> i assembled
[01:04] <&az> that it was excellent
[01:04] <&az> lol
[01:04] <&az> you have
[01:04] <&az> always
[01:04] <&az> beenthere
[01:04] <&az> for me
[01:04] <&az> you have Neverr
[01:04] <v> the pieces came together
[01:04] <&az> let
[01:04] <&az> me down
[01:04] <v> and i drew on the power of my Ancestral Leader
[01:04] <v> kyle, the shark
[01:05] <v> i can now swim through space
[01:05] <v> and user laser teeth to destroy fish and spaceships
[01:05] <v> *use
[01:06] <&az> ok
[01:06] <&az> that is sweet
[01:06] <&az> how will you get to the space ships
[01:06] <&az> oh
[01:06] <&az> swimming
[01:06] <&az> through space
[01:06] <&az> i mean
[01:06] <&az> its all there really
[01:06] <&az> you got the whole packahe,..
[01:06] <&az> hahahah[ah[
[01:06] <&az> like
[01:06] <v> yes
[01:06] <&az> like it's everythign
[01:06] <&az> you could want from like
[01:06] <v> the power of the shark named kyle
[01:06] <&az> oh its all there really.....
[01:06] <&az> ok
[01:06] <&az> so
[01:06] <&az> did anyone else
[01:06] <&az> get any sweettown powers
[01:06] <&az> ?
[01:06] <v> well if you assemble your pieces
[01:07] <v> you can draw upon your Ancestral Leader
[01:07] <v> who will grant you a mighty skillset
[01:07] <&az> ok
[01:07] <&az> hows do
[01:07] <&az> how do i do this
[01:07] <&az> you gtota show me
[01:07] <&az> the way
[01:07] <&az> youre like my sen sei
[01:08] <v> you need to draw on your inner chi
[01:08] <v> or
[01:08] <v> idk what white people run on
[01:08] <v> chinks run on qi
[01:08] <v> arabs run on sand or something
[01:08] <v> white people run on oil i guess
[01:08] <v> so you need to isolate your inner oil tycoon
[01:09] <v> and then assemble all the pieces of your oil in your soul
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[01:09] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao alison alison

[01:10] <&az> hahahha
[01:10] <&az> arabs run on sand
[01:10] <&az> hahahahahaha
[01:10] <&az> on oil
[01:10] <&az> okay
[01:10] <&az> wait
[01:10] <&az> s o how
[01:10] <&alison> wha
[01:10] <&alison> t
[01:10] <&az> what did you isolate
[01:10] <&alison> on
[01:10] <&alison> ea Rth?
[01:10] <&az> did you isolate
[01:10] <&az> soem sand
[01:10] <&az> and it turned int oa shark
[01:10] <&az> sorry sen sei
[01:10] <v> i had to mix the sand
[01:10] <&az> i a ma slow learner
[01:10] <v> and the qi
[01:10] <&az> ok
[01:10] <&alison> lol
[01:10] <&az> lol
[01:10] <&alison> wht
[01:10] <v> to create a shark
[01:10] <&az> ok
[01:10] <&az> im
[01:10] <&alison> is going on here
[01:10] <&az> just gonna call ron
[01:10] <v> and it said to me
[01:11] <v> "i am kyle, the shark"
[01:11] <&az> my oil tycoon
[01:11] <&az> hahahaha
[01:11] <v> "here are your powers"
[01:11] <&az> ok
[01:11] <&az> here
[01:11] <&az> here i go
[01:11] <&az> wait
[01:11] <&alison> x.x
[01:11] <&az> do i need you as
[01:11] <&az> like
[01:11] <&az> a medium
[01:11] <v> "swimming through space, lasers, and"
[01:11] <&az> because im noobe
[01:11] <v> no
[01:11] <&az> hahaha
[01:11] <&az> swimming
[01:11] <&az> through space
[01:11] <&az> laswrs
[01:11] <&az> and
[01:11] <&az> ok
[01:11] <v> you must use your powers
[01:11] <&az> im doing it
[01:11] <&az> im gonna
[01:11] <v> uuuUUUUWWWAAAHHHHHGGGHHHH
[01:11] <&az> hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
[01:11] <&az> ok
[01:11] <&az> im
[01:11] <&az> entering
[01:11] <v> we are calling on our inner spirit animals, alison
[01:11] <&az> my inner place
[01:12] <&az> WOAG
[01:12] <&az> A HUGE
[01:12] <&az> FUCKING
[01:12] <&az> MOTh
[01:12] <&alison> oh my goodness
[01:12] <&az> JSUT LANDED
[01:12] <&az> ON
[01:12] <&az> OH GOD
[01:12] <&az> IT IS ENORMOUS
[01:12] <&az> IS THIS MY
[01:12] <&az> SPIRIT ANIMAL?
[01:12] <&alison> how could I interrupt.
[01:12] <&az> HAHAHAH@AIHA
[01:12] <&az> THIS SHIT
[01:12] <v> you
[01:12] <&az> IS SO CUNNCAYy[adeawho
[01:12] <&az> it is enormous
[01:12] <v> must speak with your moth
[01:12] <&az> seriously this thing
[01:12] <&az> is as big
[01:12] <&az> as my palm
[01:12] <&az> sitting on the window facing me
[01:12] <&alison> pet it.
[01:12] <&az> ok
[01:12] <&az> im gonna talk
[01:12] <&az> to it
[01:12] <&alison> caress it.
[01:12] <&az> through the pane of glass that symbolises the separation between body and soul
[01:12] <&az> here i go
[01:12] <&az> zhmmmmm
[01:12] <&az> HELLO PHILIP |)
[01:13] <@SevenDeadlySins> i disagree with moth caressing
[01:13] <@SevenDeadlySins> js
[01:13] <&az> MY NAME IS NORMAN THE GREAT MOTH SPIRIT |)
[01:13] <&alison> but they're fuzzy?
[01:13] * v swims through time
[01:13] * v lasers sds in the womb

[01:13] <&alison> I mean they are dumb creatures.
[01:13] <@SevenDeadlySins> there's a difference between kitten fuzzy
[01:13] * v i am the king shark, kyle
[01:13] <&alison> LOL
[01:13] <&az> HERE ARE YOUR POWERS: |)
[01:13] <@SevenDeadlySins> and weird insect fuzzy
[01:13] <&alison> yeah I mean I wouldn't pet a moth
[01:13] <&alison> but I would advertise it fufu
[01:14] <&alison> chi chi chi chia
[01:14] <@SevenDeadlySins> warning: alison intentionally gives bad advice
[01:14] <&alison> warning: she's kind of a jerk
[01:14] <v> ALL THE OTHER KIDS
[01:14] <&alison> js
[01:14] <v> with the pumped up kicks
[01:14] <v> better run, better run
[01:14] <v> faster than my bullets
[01:14] <&az> ABILITY TO TURN ANYTHING INTO CAKE, HANDS MADE OF DIAMONS AND NWO YOU CAN DO SWEET DOUBLEBACKFLIPS LIKE ME MY WINGS ARE JSUT FOR SHOW LOL |)
[01:14] <&az> man
[01:14] <&az> normal
[01:14] <&az> is one cool
[01:14] <v> lol
[01:14] <&az> motherfunkcer
[01:14] <&alison> Hahakdidhdb
[01:14] <&alison> OHDIANONDS
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[01:14] <&alison> PURE
[01:15] <&alison> DIMALNS
[01:15] <v> HANDS MADE OF DIAMONDS
[01:15] <&alison> DIAMKNDS
[01:15] <&alison> MZONDS
[01:15] <&alison> O mg
[01:15] <&az> thanks for all the sweet hookups norman!!
[01:15] <v> ok
[01:15] <&alison> n
[01:15] <&az> NO PROBLEM PHILIP |)
[01:15] <&alison> Norman
[01:15] <v> it;s time
[01:15] <v> to save the universe
[01:15] <&shade> is anyone err
[01:15] <&shade> cool here?
[01:15] <&az> BYE NOW!! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozhzhzhhzhzhhz |).............
 
I must be Vader's animal spirit. Cuz my name is totally Kyle, and mine is a shark, cuz sharks are the top of the ladder, and so am I, and a bunch of other stuff that I don't feel like typing right now cuz ive been awake for WAY too long. lol
 
rofl when i first saw this thread's title
this is what i thought
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did anyone see th
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is coming

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